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#2481 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:32 AM

View PostBaco Xtath, on 19 February 2013 - 01:35 AM, said:




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Obvious shop of the original:

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 01:29 PM

Are you implying that photos can be fake? And that things on the internet are not all true? I don't buy it.

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Furthermore, this is an obvious photoshop:
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not so sure why mine is "obvious" unless I frequently scroll through pictures of protests in the Middle East:

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:04 PM

This one is for Abyss:

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Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 02:48 AM

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 10:23 AM

The Great Post of Excessive Hate from Illy has returned, after he fine-tuned his wording to be less offensive. Enjoy. B)

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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 10:55 AM

For the edification of all:

View PostIlluyankas, on 16 February 2013 - 12:06 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 15 February 2013 - 11:27 PM, said:

@Illy, the majority of those stats come from a simple combo of overpopulation and economic growth...It didn't need to be so long, it should have just said "stop having 5 fucking babies a family" /end infographic.

I mean comparing work between now and the 1960's or tuition between now and the 1960's...silly. A burger used to cost me 5 cents too in 1960...but then I only got paid $3 a week. I loathe infographics that make no sense.

Holy snot.

Holy funking snart.

'5 fnarking babies a family'? Really? Funting check yourself, before you wreck yourself. Go into the wilderness, lasso a moose and stick your uneducated bigoted lazy empty farking head in it, like right up that sphincter. Have you not even heard of the concepts of inflation, or the cost of living? You're presented with flunking references to how decoupling the wage-profit ratio around the 1970s in response to a wage crisis that ended in less that four flipping years leading to Wall Street and the financial sector sucking up pretty much all the flapping capital in the world and sticking it in the top 1% of the population, to the point where they gained 121% of the economy's recovery last year because the bottom 40% YOU BEING THE SMUG PIECE OF SLIME THAT YOU ARE are blaming for this lost ground and ended up worse off, and you spit in the face of poor people? You miserable flunky. We get keelhauled by a miniscule percentage of rich blighters with no fnocking care for anyone under half a mil a year who want to remove weekends and caps on working hours and minimum wages in order to maximise profit at all costs, even if it forks them in the long term, and you're on their fribbing side? You've a monetary system freewheeling and being manipulated by scallywags worshipping incredibly harmful rhetoric stating it's better to drive a fish species to extinction so you can monopolise the market with your reserves and get ALL THE DOLLARS FISHING ALL OF THEM than to cut back for sustainability because you'll be rich for the rest of your life while the rest of humanity is ruined, and you think those in poverty are to blame? If you've ever thought about someone in a worse position than you it's cause they were in your way to the flizzing Apple store, you nincompoop. Go wrap your lips around the lollypop stick of the rich and keep sucking, you contemptible little syphilic wart.

If you'd like to know more about how our financial system had all the restrictions removed and left the rest of us in a gutter, The Cost of Inequality: Bankers, Finance, Reagan and Thatcher Fucked Us (not actual subtitle) is 99p on Amazon. Fnarbbing Read It.

Oh, a picture? Here's a flossing picture for you:


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And if you're still not fuzzgurgling angry here's a bill for a woman's rape kit:


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If having to pay $4500 for the privilege of being medically checked out after a sexual assault doesn't cuss you off, fet off. Fyx off forever. Flurb you, fnuck us, fiquizzle everyone and everything. Fnarg. BLAST."


Also a picture of caddis fly larva building their cases out of gold leaf and precious stones:

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:48 PM

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:17 PM

LMAO!

You are WAY to easy to get a rise out of Illy.

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:25 PM

Oh please QT, you made a stupid statement, deal with it like a man.

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:42 PM

Actually, I rather stand by the fact that overpopulation is the biggest problem that affects that entire infographic. You can literally apply it to every part in some way or another. Sure there are aspects that have to do with other factors creating those issues...but overpopulation is the biggest offender. I said it, and I stand by it. I'll own up to being fully aware that Illy would fly off the handle when he read it (hence the troll pic)...I did not, however, expect the level of vitriol leveled at me for it. I posted like three sentences, and said the infographic mostly ignores massive population growth as a factor. That's pretty much it. I wouldn't expect to be sworn at, and called every name in the book for having the opinion that overpopulation is a bad thing and affects the world in both the environmental and societal ways...health, food, homes, schooling, jobs...I'm cool with someone having a different opinion about that fact...but it's still a fact...Is it a fact that deserves to be bombed into the stone age by a guy who felt like raging? Dunno.

so, for shits and giggles...

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:46 PM

I was thinking the above picture wasn't very funny but then I saw the silhouette's right knee and couldn't stop laughing. Is that the gout?

I fucked up I know sorry. Anyway maybe this will make up for it.

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Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 04:02 PM

View PostStalking Stonny, on 20 February 2013 - 03:46 PM, said:

I was thinking the above picture wasn't very funny but then I saw the silhouette's right knee and couldn't stop laughing. Is that the gout?


I desperately want to up-vote you for that comment, but rules are rules.
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:26 PM

Really, so working class families having five kids is the problem?

because I don't know of any families that had loads of kids years ago.

I know my parents and grandparents don't come from families with and average of six kids.
oh wait, they do, LOL

over population is not the problem in developed nations, its a problem before you climb back upon the high horse, inflation, profit mongering and well greedy bastardisation are the big problems.

since I know we all love anecdotal evidence I'll put it in simple modernish perspective.

when I was a young lad, all those years ago, petrol was 80p, a packet of chewing gum was 17p, a can of the teeth rot was 27p, a mars a day was 27/30p (depended on your willingness to walk an extra minute for the saving)
now its £1.40, 50p, 60p and in some shops 70p on the same goods.
minimum wage has gone up at best 15% in that time.
were I doing the same job I am now back 8/9 years ago I would be ewrning MORE money than I do now.

factor in the fact that the world currently produces more food than it eats (you would he fucking shocked at the ammount of food wasted in Europe alone)
BP and Shell have posted record profits almost year on year for the last five, coupled with some of the highest "bonuses" (read tax dodging wages) to their top execs that they have ever paid I think its fair to say that you need a new career QT.
My dad would hire you to replace our slurry tanker at the drop of a hat you are so proficient at spouting shite.
back to the topic at hand senior Douche, trying to play the puppetmaster troll on Illy simply doesn't fly, you pushing your over population angle again, completely ignoring Illys spectacular rebuttal, shows that you were not in fact "trying to get a rise out of illy" (and lets face it, common knowledge is that kfc bashing is the proscribed method for that) you were just being your pretentious douchebaggy self. Try addressing any of the other points raised instead of saying oh my gerd the poor are fucking too much, why cant the go watch tv instead. Poor people, am I right? AM I RIGHT???

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:41 PM

And yet my comment still didn't warrant the raging response I got, nor your continued crapping on me.

So I comment on an infographic with an opinion (gasp!). Get torn a new one by Illy, and then you stick your nose in calling me names as well (charming)...and I'M the pretentious douchebag? Care to explain that to me? I disagree with the resultant bottom line of the infographic and how it gets there. I am well entitled to that opinion. How that warrants the massive outcry and nasty comments... I don't get.

I know you don't like me, and I know that Illy doesn't like me either. I get that. But for whatever reason you feel the need to attempt to make me feel like crap about the whole thing. Does that make you feel good or something? It must do, I can see no other reason for it.

So why don't we just do everyone a favour and I'll just steer clear of you and you steer clear of me. This is getting tedious every time I disagree with one of you, you both literally hit the roof.

Sorry admins for the upset. It was only my intent to throw my two cents in, not make a big thing.

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:56 PM

Sorry I feel offended you feel the worlds ills are caused by people with big families, disregarding all other mitigating factors referenced. I don't think large families are even alluded to as a problem.

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:21 PM

Creepy woman...

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:33 PM

A little Beyonce to lighten the mood:
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And sorry but I've got to gif:
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:29 PM

Please, guys, please! You're all using the word "pretentious" wrong. It's gotta stop!

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:46 PM

Stop being pretentious.

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 11:36 PM

Huh. Well isn't that ironic?

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The answer is NO, that's not what ironic means either, ya jerks!
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