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#641
Loki 
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 05:56 AM
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#642
Obdigore
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 08:46 AM
Why does Indian Food always smell so much better than it tastes?
The smell is always amazing, and the taste ranges from good to bleh.
The smell is always amazing, and the taste ranges from good to bleh.
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#643
Otataral Toblakai
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 11:11 AM
Screw this thread.
Screw you.
I am the undisputed liege of the estimated universe.
Yes.
You know I am.
You really know I am.
You just dont want to admit it.
Deep inside your fragmented mass of tissue pretending to be a heart, wherein lies that pathetic mass of ectoplasm you call soul, you understand well enough that I am.
Yes. You do. You freaking do.
You shake in fear.
You cower in your tiny corner in a tiny room in a tiny house in a tiny world in a tiny galaxy.
An electron in an atom is of much more import than you in your dying planet.
I.
Am.
Your.
Liege.
Bow down before my might, earthlings.
P.S. Yes, I am truly mad. I am simply unfortunate to be consciously aware of it.
Screw you.
I am the undisputed liege of the estimated universe.
Yes.
You know I am.
You really know I am.
You just dont want to admit it.
Deep inside your fragmented mass of tissue pretending to be a heart, wherein lies that pathetic mass of ectoplasm you call soul, you understand well enough that I am.
Yes. You do. You freaking do.
You shake in fear.
You cower in your tiny corner in a tiny room in a tiny house in a tiny world in a tiny galaxy.
An electron in an atom is of much more import than you in your dying planet.
I.
Am.
Your.
Liege.
Bow down before my might, earthlings.
P.S. Yes, I am truly mad. I am simply unfortunate to be consciously aware of it.
Disclaimer: The Toblakai in my nick is in no way Karsa but the spawn of a Thelomen Toblakai and the Otataral Dragon.
Disclaimer to the disclaimer: Thinks about his signature and wonders how on earth would a Toblakai and the Otataral Dragon...create offspring?
Disclaimer to the disclaimer: Thinks about his signature and wonders how on earth would a Toblakai and the Otataral Dragon...create offspring?
#644
Slow Ben
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 04:06 PM
Obdigore said:
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Why does Indian Food always smell so much better than it tastes?
The smell is always amazing, and the taste ranges from good to bleh.
Why does Indian Food always smell so much better than it tastes?
The smell is always amazing, and the taste ranges from good to bleh.
My guess would be your eating the wrong Indian food. It's sooooo gooooood.
But it's possible it's not yo thang.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#649
Darkwatch
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 05:47 AM
My neighbours are having sex.
It sounds like dull pounding. It's annoying and it sounds boring. I feel sorry for them.
It sounds like dull pounding. It's annoying and it sounds boring. I feel sorry for them.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#651
Obdigore
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 05:55 AM
Darkwatch, on 08 March 2012 - 05:47 AM, said:
My neighbours are having sex.
It sounds like dull pounding. It's annoying and it sounds boring. I feel sorry for them.
It sounds like dull pounding. It's annoying and it sounds boring. I feel sorry for them.
Start banging on the wall and moaning at the same time they do. Only Loud. REALLY LOUD. Maybe that will get them into it.
Or you could offer your services if they aren't having fun.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#652
Shiara
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 10:34 AM
Yeah, sorry about the double post, was on the mobile while waiting to get a CT scan and xray of my neck - that fall off my bike on Friday may or may not have longer-term consequences than a highly visible chin-bruise 
*casting the shaved knuckle*
#653
Loki
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 02:53 PM
Yeah he is! XD
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#655
Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast
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Posted 27 March 2012 - 09:08 PM
No idea where to post this properly.
I just watched this and found it very interesting, that is all:
(You're probably best to watch it on YouTube proper and make it a bit bigger, or something.)
I just watched this and found it very interesting, that is all:
(You're probably best to watch it on YouTube proper and make it a bit bigger, or something.)
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
#656
worry
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Posted 31 March 2012 - 08:48 PM
http://maps.google.com/ Click on Quest for an 8-bit version of Google Maps (including street view).
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#657
Loki
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:00 AM
Buddy Rich drum solo from Concert for the Americas.
FYI - He was 65 years old at the time. The man was a drumming legend.
FYI - He was 65 years old at the time. The man was a drumming legend.
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#658
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 07:39 AM
This isn't terribly cheerful, but sure is fascinating
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#659
Shiara
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:08 AM
Ain, on 16 April 2012 - 07:39 AM, said:
This isn't terribly cheerful, but sure is fascinating
That was...very sad.
*casting the shaved knuckle*
#660
bubba
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:41 AM
Loki, on 16 April 2012 - 05:00 AM, said:
Buddy Rich drum solo from Concert for the Americas.
FYI - He was 65 years old at the time. The man was a drumming legend.
FYI - He was 65 years old at the time. The man was a drumming legend.
Neil put on a few tribute concerts for Buddy's family. He Idolized Buddy.
