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#123
Shinrei 
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 02:00 PM
wolf_2099, on 09 April 2011 - 02:19 PM, said:
I have a soft spot in my heart for this one MoarClassic
This post has been edited by Shinrei: 11 April 2011 - 02:01 PM
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
#124
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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!
Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 12 April 2011 - 09:19 AM
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#125
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 10:25 AM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
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#126
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 12:14 PM
Ain, on 12 April 2011 - 10:25 AM, said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
...........................The answer is yes.
OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.
#127
Abyss
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 01:25 PM
Computer says nooooooo.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
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#128
Illuyankas
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 01:41 PM
Ain, on 12 April 2011 - 10:25 AM, said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#129
Mott
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 04:50 PM
Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH
#130
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:31 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#132
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 03:01 AM
You guys aren't smacking your heads into the wall out of disgust for your fellow man. Let's fix that.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#133
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:05 PM
my bum is itchy.
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not anymore.
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not anymore.
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#135
masan's saddle
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 01:21 AM
Abyss, on 13 April 2011 - 02:43 PM, said:
Despair ye not !
Control yourselves ladies and gents...
http://www.fargginay...bacon-gold.html
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#136
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 01:38 AM
Burning For You by BOC is pretty damned awesome.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#137
Abyss
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 02:20 PM
Am i the only one who wishes someone did a JAWS IN SPACE movie? With like, a crazy big spaceshark with lasers and stuff???
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
#139
Illuyankas
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 10:39 PM
Abyss, on 14 April 2011 - 02:20 PM, said:
Am i the only one who wishes someone did a JAWS IN SPACE movie? With like, a crazy big spaceshark with lasers and stuff???
Deep Blue Sea 2: Space Aquariums Gone Wild
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#140
Adjutant Stormy~
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 12:11 AM
Illuyankas, on 14 April 2011 - 10:39 PM, said:
Abyss, on 14 April 2011 - 02:20 PM, said:
Am i the only one who wishes someone did a JAWS IN SPACE movie? With like, a crazy big spaceshark with lasers and stuff???
Deep Blue Sea 2: Space Aquariums Gone Wild
Does it have to be a porno?
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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