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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#101 User is offline   McLovin 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 06:43 PM

EMUFPHZLRFAXYUSDJRZLDKRNSHGNFIVJ
YQTQUXQBQVYUVLLTREVJYQTMKYRDMFD
VFPJUDEEHZWETZYVGWHKKQETGFQJNCE
GGWHKK?DQMCPFQZDQMMIAGPFXHQRLG
TIMVMZJANQLVKQEDAGDVFRPJUNGEUNA
QZGZLECGYUXUEENJTBJLBQCRTBJDFHRR
YIZETKZEMVDUFKSJHKFWHKUWQLSZFTI
HHDDDUVH?DWKBFUFPWNTDFIYCUQZERE
EVLDKFEZMOQQJLTTUGSYQPFEUNLAVIDX
FLGGTEZ?FKZBSFDQVGOGIPUFXHHDRKF
FHQNTGPAUECNUVPDJMQCLQUMUNEDFQ
ELZZVRRGKFFVOEEXBDMVPNQXEZLGRE
DNQFMPNZGLFLPMRJQYALMGNUVPDXVKP
DOUMEBEDMHDAFMJGZNUPLGEWJLLAETG
ENDYAHROHNLSRHEOCPTEOIBIDYSHNAIA
CHTNREYULDSLLSLLNOHSNNOSMRWXMNE
TPRNGATIHNRARPESLNNELEBLPIIACAE
WMTWNDITEENRAHCTENEUDRETNHAEOE
TFOLSEDTIWENHAEIOYTEYQHEECTAYCR
EIFTBRSPAMHHEWENATAMATEGYEERLB
TEEFOASFIOTUETUAEOTOARMAEERTNRTI
BSEDDNIAAHTTMSTEWPIEROAGRIEWFEB
AECTDDHILCEIHSITEGOEAOSDDRYDLORIT
RKLMLEHAGTDHARDPNEOHMGFMFEUHE
ECDMRIPFEIMEHNLSSTTRTVDOHW?OBKR
UOXOGHULBSOLIFBBWFLRVQQPRNGKSSO
TWTQSJQSSEKZZWATJKLUDIAWINFBNYP
VTTMZFPKWGDKZXTJCDIGKUHUAUEKCAR
OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.
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#102 User is offline   Ceda Cicero 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 06:48 PM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 08 April 2011 - 06:06 PM, said:

Oh god, I had forgotten how mezmerising this shit is...

http://seawitchery.t...ally-and-by-the


Oh my fuck, Apt, I hate you.

View PostIlluyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

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#103 User is offline   Ceda Cicero 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 09:10 PM

Heeeeeeey what the hell is the "User Rating" field in the top right tiny-ass corner of the member profile page, and why did mine drop to 4 stars?

View PostIlluyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

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#104 User is offline   Beezulbubba 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 09:49 PM

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

#105 User is offline   sappers rule 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 11:23 PM

You wish ;)
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#106 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 11:52 PM

View PostMcLovin, on 08 April 2011 - 06:43 PM, said:

EMUFPHZLRFAXYUSDJRZLDKRNSHGNFIVJ
YQTQUXQBQVYUVLLTREVJYQTMKYRDMFD
VFPJUDEEHZWETZYVGWHKKQETGFQJNCE
GGWHKK?DQMCPFQZDQMMIAGPFXHQRLG
TIMVMZJANQLVKQEDAGDVFRPJUNGEUNA
QZGZLECGYUXUEENJTBJLBQCRTBJDFHRR
YIZETKZEMVDUFKSJHKFWHKUWQLSZFTI
HHDDDUVH?DWKBFUFPWNTDFIYCUQZERE
EVLDKFEZMOQQJLTTUGSYQPFEUNLAVIDX
FLGGTEZ?FKZBSFDQVGOGIPUFXHHDRKF
FHQNTGPAUECNUVPDJMQCLQUMUNEDFQ
ELZZVRRGKFFVOEEXBDMVPNQXEZLGRE
DNQFMPNZGLFLPMRJQYALMGNUVPDXVKP
DOUMEBEDMHDAFMJGZNUPLGEWJLLAETG
ENDYAHROHNLSRHEOCPTEOIBIDYSHNAIA
CHTNREYULDSLLSLLNOHSNNOSMRWXMNE
TPRNGATIHNRARPESLNNELEBLPIIACAE
WMTWNDITEENRAHCTENEUDRETNHAEOE
TFOLSEDTIWENHAEIOYTEYQHEECTAYCR
EIFTBRSPAMHHEWENATAMATEGYEERLB
TEEFOASFIOTUETUAEOTOARMAEERTNRTI
BSEDDNIAAHTTMSTEWPIEROAGRIEWFEB
AECTDDHILCEIHSITEGOEAOSDDRYDLORIT
RKLMLEHAGTDHARDPNEOHMGFMFEUHE
ECDMRIPFEIMEHNLSSTTRTVDOHW?OBKR
UOXOGHULBSOLIFBBWFLRVQQPRNGKSSO
TWTQSJQSSEKZZWATJKLUDIAWINFBNYP
VTTMZFPKWGDKZXTJCDIGKUHUAUEKCAR


Am I insane for having looked through this for real and discernible words?
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#107 User is offline   Beezulbubba 

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 12:18 AM

^^^^ "Teen" and "Hard" (that is it). So, in summary it's an example of the diseased brain left without a filter.

Or, it's the start of the "Infinite Monkey Theorem". Patience, and we will have something rivaling MBotF, time will tell.

http://en.wikipedia...._monkey_theorem

#108 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 03:23 AM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 08 April 2011 - 06:06 PM, said:

Oh god, I had forgotten how mezmerising this shit is...

http://seawitchery.t...ally-and-by-the


Oh god, will I ever escape?
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#109 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 05:37 AM

Last time I just marked every square and lapsed into a coma.
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#110 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 10:05 AM

Vegetable Lamb of Tartary
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Posted 09 April 2011 - 12:19 PM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 08 April 2011 - 06:06 PM, said:

Oh god, I had forgotten how mezmerising this shit is...

http://seawitchery.t...ally-and-by-the


It disappoints me that the lower notes are significantly softer.

This has thwarted me mightily in the attempt to recreate Zelda themes.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#112 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 01:28 PM

I love that thing, i made a happy little loop with African rhythm, and then I put myself in the penalty box. Temporary loss of 1 Metal point
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#113 User is offline   wolf_2099 

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 02:19 PM

Classic internet.
"HAIL THE MARINES!"
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#114 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 09:52 AM

FIVE LITTLE DUCKS WENT OUT ONE DAY
OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY
MOTHER DUCK SAID "QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK"
AND ONLY FOUR LITTLE DUCKS CAME BACK

Also, gingerbread men are tasty.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#115 User is offline   Mott 

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 10:30 AM

Gingerbread men are EVIL, you must eat their legs first so they cannot chase you down to psychotically kill you.
Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH
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#116 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 10:51 AM

Or I could sever the scrumptious head, thus removing all cognitive functions and a mouth full of crumby-yet-vicious fangs.
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#117 User is offline   Mott 

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 10:55 AM

That is true, submerging it in tea would also be a possibility.
Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH
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Posted 10 April 2011 - 10:56 AM

I'm not much of one for torture. Pastry genocide? Oh hell yeah.
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#119 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 11:16 AM

George Lucas daughter is an MMA fight!

http://www.tmz.com/2...-star-wars-mma/
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#120 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 12:13 PM

To follow starship is the dye of onion rising!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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