[QuickTidal]

worry, on 25 April 2025 - 01:20 PM, said:

Do British people not know how gross it is that you have a cookie called a "digestive" in the first place? Sounds like diarrhea medicine, not a sweet treat.

Digestives are great. We have them in Canada too, commonwealth and all.


We have British-sections in our Walmarts surprisingly...it's where I get Daddy's Brown sauce and Double Decker and Flake Chocolate bars.

[worry]

QuickTidal, on 25 April 2025 - 02:24 PM, said:

Daddy's Brown sauce

A digestive should help with this issue.

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

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"I am sorry for the trouble," the chatbot said. "I have failed you. I am a failure. I am a disgrace to my profession. I am a disgrace to my family. I am a disgrace to my species.

I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes. I am a disgrace to all possible universes. I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes. I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," [... ]

"This is an annoying infinite looping bug we are working to fix! Gemini is not having that bad a day"

Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments - Business Insider

lol

[worry]

[Tsundoku]

Needed a bit of a chuckle this morning.

‘Dire’: Bride reveals ‘X-rated’ meaning behind married name
A woman’s future married name has gone viral after she revealed the X-rated pun it would create when combined with her fiancé's surname.

https://www.news.com...c44a10f3b2743ff

[Abyss]

QuickTidal, on 25 April 2025 - 02:24 PM, said:

worry, on 25 April 2025 - 01:20 PM, said:

Do British people not know how gross it is that you have a cookie called a "digestive" in the first place? Sounds like diarrhea medicine, not a sweet treat.

Digestives are great. We have them in Canada too, commonwealth and all.

Yes but anyone under the age of 60 calls them 'cookies'. Possibly 'biscuits'.

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We have British-sections in our Walmarts surprisingly...it's where I get Daddy's Brown sauce and Double Decker and Flake Chocolate bars.

worry, on 25 April 2025 - 04:43 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 25 April 2025 - 02:24 PM, said:

Daddy's Brown sauce

A digestive should help with this issue.

They also carry the (glorious) 'Dr Brown's Iced Coffee' ... make of that what you will.

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

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Spider-Inspired Microbots Could Replace Invasive Gut Diagnostics

Deadly intestinal cancers are on the rise, and the best chance to beat them is with an early diagnosis. But current techniques used to inspect the digestive tract are highly invasive, scaring many patients away. Some researchers hope that soft, magnetically controlled robots the size of a vitamin capsule could replace these diagnostic methods in a few short years.

Spider-inspired robot crawls the gut to deliver precision therapy | EurekAlert!

We'll just have spider robots crawling through your intestines instead... but hey, at least robots don't need to shit (unless we want them to...).

Nah actually they don't visually resemble spiders at all and the animal inspiration is interesting and amusing, but they probably shouldn't tell most potential patients about it (unless they're the sort who might be into it...).

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

Article today in Science (one of the world's most prestigious and influential scientific journals):

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What's at stake is nothing less than reality itself.

[...] In high school in the 1980s, he attended a Texas Boys State summer camp at the University of Texas (UT) at Austin. He hated the predawn calisthenics and the right-wing politics, but for one moment, fortune smiled on his sci-fi fantasies. [...] In Wheeler's vacant office, Fuchs found a manuscript draft with a passage that read, "There is no law except the law that there is no law." Fuchs saw this as his ticket to the stars: "Ca-ching," he says.

[...] Support for Fuchs's and Rovelli's ideas is growing—and branching into various offshoots—amid a wave of recent work on extensions of the Wigner's friend thought experiments.

[...] "No matter the angle you choose, quantum mechanics forces you to bend your mind," [...] "Even performed measurements do not have absolute results," [...] To Fuchs and Rovelli, these efforts only confirm what they've been arguing for years. "They're breaking a window which was already open," [...]

[...] Still, a precise implementation of an extended Wigner's friend in the lab requires complete quantum control over an isolated system containing a sufficiently complex observers. To that end, Cavalcanti and colleagues have proposed experiments on large quantum computers [...]

[...] "It takes away a sense of anguish because I don't access the ultimate reality," Rovelli says. "What's real is what's real relative to us." Fuchs uses a similarly mystical tone, appreciating that "the universe has this character that what you do within it matters,"

https://www.science....ality-us-center

"Breaking a window that was already open"... I love that. In addition to "black hole" and "worm hole", Wheeler also coined the phrase (and was the first known person to realize the concept of) "quantum foam" (the inspiration for vitr?).
It's important to bear in mind that the proposed subjectivity typically only applies at the extreme microscopic level.

Still leaning towards the many worlds interpretation myself, and hoping that new theories incorporating gravitation will resolve the question of measurement... though QBism is interesting, at least as a practical philosophy in the (hopefully only the) interim.

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 04 December 2025 - 09:06 PM

[Slow Ben]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from watching these Olympics, it’s that Canadians are sneaky flipping cheaters at curling! 😀

[Slow Ben]

Damn Canadians!

[Tsundoku]

Have they just found D'Artagnan? Waiting for the science to be scienced.

Remains of French musketeer d’Artagnan may have been found in Dutch church
A collapsed floor has revealed a centuries-old secret that could rewrite history — and confirm a legendary soldier’s final resting place.

https://www.news.com...b0b24cac0f41ec0

[Abyss]

Tsundoku, on 26 March 2026 - 08:15 PM, said:

Have they just found D'Artagnan? Waiting for the science to be scienced.

Remains of French musketeer d'Artagnan may have been found in Dutch church
A collapsed floor has revealed a centuries-old secret that could rewrite history — and confirm a legendary soldier's final resting place.

https://www.news.com...b0b24cac0f41ec0

the evidence to support the idea is interesting. it would have been way funnier if they had found piles of women's (and men's) underwear.

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

PSA:

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If you douse yourself in red wine, go ahead and top it off with more wine, according to our stain expert.

What? So if you pour white wine on top of red wine ... it cancels out?

Exactly. It cancels out

https://www.nytimes....-laundry-secret

Wonder if this is already well-known in Francophone regions... (or do they not want the wine to go to waste?...)

This seems like an excellent premise for something like the secular "color run" variations on Diwali color throwings.

[QuickTidal]

My buddies sisters husband "wrote a book" early this year, and she posted a link.

I'm like "Hang on, your husband, who I once caught using "woke" as a pejorative, wrote a book even though he's never expressed wanting to do any such thing in the past, nor do I ever think he reads much?"

Click link. Western themed fantasy novel for YA ages, with what looks like an anime character in a western style on the cover.

Months later I'm hanging out with my friend whose brother in law this is...and I ask about it...and he's like "Oh yeah, no, he apparently had some idea of a story, fed it into ChatGPT and let it spit out a novel AND a cover image. Then he apparently "fine tuned it himself" and published it on Amazon (and a bunch of other sites as ebook and print-on-demand)...he didn't WRITE a book no matter what my sister says."

So that's wild. He's gone on to publish two sequels...since January.

As a reader AND a consumer this feels wrong on SO many levels.

[worry]

Maybe so, but as a greedy little goblin I love it.