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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#761 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 03:50 PM

Subpress has numbered copies of the limited edition Deadhouse Gates available on their website at the moment. I suggest any one wanting a copy should get in fast before they all go.

http://subterraneanp...deadhouse_gates

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 12:38 AM

This is so rad.

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 10:02 PM

Does anyone else think that if they made a Malazan live action film they would have to consistently refer to Fiddler as Fid as people, British people, may find it weird referring to someone as Fiddler all the time. I mean I was explaining the characters to someone and they thought it sounded like kiddy fiddler (slang term for pedophile for the record). Its somewhat similar to the live action version of Shyamalalalaalalan's Avatar with people thinking it funny everyone calling each other benders.

Just a thought
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 12:43 PM

What would happen if a pitcher threw a baseball at 90% of the speed of light as explained by the guy from XKCD
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 10:34 AM

'My god, that is a sexy language.' - Loki

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 03:50 PM

You know, of the three crashers, id say house is my favorite.
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Posted 18 July 2012 - 04:19 PM

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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.


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It's 848 furlongs to Ipswich, we've a full tank of petrol, half a pack of fags, it's dark... and we're wearing cheaters.


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It's 170 clicks to Darwin, our fuel tank is chockers, half a pack o durries, it's dark... and we're in flamin' sunnies.

<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#768 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 10:33 AM

Hahahaha! Apparently General Macarthur is such a big deal in Brisbane that they had a war time re-enactment today in the city to celebrate the anniversary of his arrival in Brisbane during the war.



What the mother-fucking fuck?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 11:19 AM

A question, if I may: After one has fried bacon, is it OK to drink the fat left in the pan?
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 11:33 AM

You should save it for the cold winters. Then you can rub it all over you body for insulation and increased smellyfication.
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:22 PM

Sometimes dignity is a terrible thing. I'm all out of wine but I'm sure if I tried I could get some out of the carpet where I spilt it earlier......

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 01:22 PM

View PostAptorius, on 21 July 2012 - 11:33 AM, said:

You should save it for the cold winters. Then you can rub it all over you body for insulation and increased smellyfication.

And the ladies would come flocking like bees to a flower. Smart thinking there, sir.
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 02:11 PM

View PostSatan, on 21 July 2012 - 11:19 AM, said:

A question, if I may: After one has fried bacon, is it OK to drink the fat left in the pan?


make gravy with it, make some biscuits, fry your eggs in it

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:55 AM


This post has been edited by Shiara: 26 July 2012 - 03:57 AM

*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 04:22 AM

Shiara said:

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https://www.youtube....h?v=8MzzLsJEzR8


Wow..just....wow.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 07:52 AM

View PostBriar King, on 26 July 2012 - 04:31 AM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 26 July 2012 - 04:22 AM, said:

View PostShiara, on 26 July 2012 - 03:55 AM, said:



Wow..just....wow.


Interesting.. Wish I could speak Koreaen.


Been there, done that. It's just as boring as American videos.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#777 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 08:53 AM

Anyone need a new copy of TTH in hardcover? Only $5 at the book store I'm in. You have about twenty minutes to let me know ;)

Edit: Bantam Press edition i.e. black and green cover with a hound.

This post has been edited by Loki: 26 July 2012 - 08:54 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#778 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 11:57 PM


*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 04:18 PM

Colour me in the colours of the rainbow, but I am quite simply fascinated by how pretty David Beckham is. He used to look like shit when I was playing in England, no?

BBC interview on top of a building.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 04:36 AM

Do Norwegians Pirate music, or do they Viking it?
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