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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#581 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 08:27 AM

View PostLoki, on 04 February 2012 - 03:10 AM, said:



I only condone this sort of misspelling while intoxicated. If you're not drunk, you can very well bother to read and edit.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#582 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 12:40 PM

View PostLoki, on 04 February 2012 - 03:10 AM, said:

I had the opposite it issue - I read it as it was meant and then it took me longer than I care to admit to see the possible double meaning. I blame working in the legal system.



Also,

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Is the severe lack of appropriate punctuation in that pic supposed to be ironic or something? Or is it just a really bad fail?
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#583 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 12:59 PM

I read it to be ironic, myself.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:08 AM

...supposed* to be there...

If they're going to make a comment about other people's spelling, they should probably proof read before publishing :Oops:
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#585 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:11 AM

Gees, lighten up people! :Oops:

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 09:43 PM

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but are they worth preserving?
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 05:36 PM

Because I'm feeling nostalgic......


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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 07:12 PM

NYAAA! HAVE IT!
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 10:39 PM

Over the weekend I played a game called Cards Against Humanity, which is essentially just like Apples to Apples except all of the concept cards are weird/absurd/offensive and it makes for some awkward hilarity. Plus, you can either buy it or download PDFs for free and print them on card stock.

http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 10:33 PM

Because it isn't actually a picture this can go in here.
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#591 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 05:26 PM

Genetics is not something you can easily research via a quick google....

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 05:44 PM

I dunno, there are plenty of readily available websites listed that feature the transmittance of genetic material from one human being to another.
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Posted 13 February 2012 - 05:47 PM

I couldn't find an authoritive piece that dealt with 'exceptions' that didn't require me having to put a bit of effort into working it out. I'm lazy and the internet is trying to make me work for my information!

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 15 February 2012 - 03:05 AM

To quote someone I think highly of...














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Posted 15 February 2012 - 02:03 PM

WITNESS!
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 02:16 PM

View PostMatador, on 15 February 2012 - 02:03 PM, said:

WITNESS!


:Oops:

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 15 February 2012 - 03:47 PM

...and I thought they were talking about porn.....Posted Image

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Posted 15 February 2012 - 05:16 PM

I certainly was, I don't know what these reprobates get up to with their science.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 05:51 PM

Well Worry, it's all about fusion, the heat it generates and the glow it gives off afterwards.
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Posted 16 February 2012 - 02:49 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 15 February 2012 - 05:51 PM, said:

Well Worry, it's all about fusion, the heat it generates and the glow it gives off afterwards.


KY....all I'm saying.

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