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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#561 Loki

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 08:44 AM

The Gummy Bear Song........in Polish.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#562 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 08:46 AM

Loki, on 01 January 2012 - 11:36 AM, said:

Storm Stominey
Storm Stominey
Storm Storm stor-ee!
A Stormy is as lucky
As lucky can be

Storm Stominey
Storm Stominey
Storm Storm stor-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
Stormy shake 'ands with you
Or blow him a kiss
And that's lucky too

Now as the ladder of life
'As been strung
You may think a Stormy's
On the bottommost rung
Though he spends his time
In the beer and smoke
In this 'ole wide world
There's no 'appier bloke

Storm Storminey
Storm Storminey
Storm Storm stor-ee!
When you're with a Stormy
You're in glad company

No where is there
A more 'appier crew
Than them wot sings
"Storm Storm stor-ee
Storm stor-oo!"

On the Storm Storminey
Storm Storm stor-ee
Storm stor-oo!

This is going to be my new sig.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#563 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 08:58 AM

Well fuck, there's a 3 line limit on signatures now.

#564 JLV

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Posted 13 January 2012 - 03:02 AM

The internet awards, live.

http://www.youtube.com/iawtvorg

#565 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 13 January 2012 - 03:26 AM

Damn it I copied the wrong post.

This post has been edited by H.D.: 13 January 2012 - 03:26 AM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#566 JLV

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Posted 13 January 2012 - 03:49 AM

It's over, now. There were so many Roosterteeth fans in the comments during the live stream, the comments were 5 to 10 minutes behind the video from overloading.

#567 Loki

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Posted 18 January 2012 - 02:47 AM

When do self checks stop being a preventative measure and start being self fondling?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#568 Gust Hubb

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Around, just quiet....er

Posted 18 January 2012 - 02:49 AM

Why do they have to be mutually exclusive?

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#569 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Pre-dinner mayonnaise -- it's good for you!

Posted 18 January 2012 - 04:05 PM

Quote

Granted. You have now moved to the 27th of July 2012 (today, on the 18.1.2012). For some reason, this shift only happened to you and from now on, you live approximately 5 months ahead of everybody else. It's kind of impossible to have a normal life and you turn into a hermit. A chrono-hermit so to speak, since you are not isolated locally, but time wise.

I thought I'd quote this over here, so not to disrupt the flow of the other thread but WOAH, JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS CONCEPT IS WEIRDING ME OUT.

Seriously, if you somehow were 5 months ahead of everybody else, you'd be getting people having their side of a 5-month-old conversation with you, all the time...right? I mean if you asked somebody a question you wouldn't get the answer until 5 months later because you'd have to wait until they got to the same point in time as you were when you asked it...I think.

And does that mean that other people see 5-months-ago you (in the same way that we see starlight)? So you'd have to do everything 5 months in advance. What about your possessions and stuff like that? They'd all be 5 moths ago, wouldn't they? How would cooking a meal work? How would flushing the toilet work? How would anything work?

MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN.

This post has been edited by Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast: 18 January 2012 - 04:05 PM

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks

#570 HiddenOne

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Posted 18 January 2012 - 04:45 PM

I think time would quickly sync back up, you'd learn to adapt, or go irrevocably insane.

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#571 Loki

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 09:53 AM

I'm the Moggil Bus Route!

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#572 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Ugly is the new pretty.

Posted 28 January 2012 - 10:59 AM

http://i.imgur.com/K9jHb.jpg

that's where I got this picture from.

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but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

#573 Slow Ben

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 07:36 PM

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Hulk agrees to second date with puny humans!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#574 Loki

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 02:41 AM

Finally explained!

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#575 Shinrei

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 02:08 PM

Just did a double take at this headline on japantimes.co.jp (Japan Times newspaper)

Quote

Molester loses appeal

http://www.japantime...20120203a4.html

He must have been pretty appealing for a while at least. Makes sense. If you have appeal, you are not a molester. If you lose it, it becomes molesting.

This post has been edited by Shinrei: 03 February 2012 - 02:08 PM

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#576 Loki

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 03:46 PM

It's kinda telling that all the adult phone services have a local number with local call cost for female customers but all the guy numbers are 1900 numbers and cost $2 a minute.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#577 HiddenOne

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 04:46 PM

Loki, on 03 February 2012 - 03:46 PM, said:

It's kinda telling that all the adult phone services have a local number with local call cost for female customers but all the guy numbers are 1900 numbers and cost $2 a minute.

Who ordered the pizza?

#578 tiam

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 06:52 PM

http://www.lolsnaps.com/news/14385/0/

So much relate

#579 worry

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 10:22 PM

Shinrei, on 03 February 2012 - 02:08 PM, said:

Just did a double take at this headline on japantimes.co.jp (Japan Times newspaper)

Quote

Molester loses appeal

http://www.japantime...20120203a4.html

He must have been pretty appealing for a while at least. Makes sense. If you have appeal, you are not a molester. If you lose it, it becomes molesting.

I had to do a quadruple take. I think I've finally gone off the deep end. I first read that as "molestar" as if Japan had a famous mole, perhaps friends with Hamtaro, who had lost his star appeal. Then I looked again and saw the correct spelling, but still pronounced it as mole-ster (rhymes with pollster) in my head, and thought people with lots of moles on their skin were losing appeal.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#580 Loki

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 03:10 AM

I had the opposite it issue - I read it as it was meant and then it took me longer than I care to admit to see the possible double meaning. I blame working in the legal system.

Also,

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~