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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#541 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 09:03 PM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 14 November 2011 - 04:24 PM, said:

I swear 50% or Skyrim's purchases were driven by the desire to murder dragons.


Skyrim: I Killed a dragon as a werewolf today.

One cannot comprehend the sheer level of this win. How is it we have books on vampires that sparkle but have yet to REALIZE that werewolfs can and would totally hunt dragons. If Skyrim had some form of Lizard with swords attached to it all of my favourite monsters would be in this game.
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#542 User is offline   rhulad 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 09:26 PM

I just ate an orange.
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#543 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 02:22 AM

What is Faceboob trying to sell me?

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#544 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 02:35 AM

View PostShiara, on 24 December 2011 - 02:22 AM, said:

What is Faceboob trying to sell me?


Mmmmmmm ... faceboob ... :D
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#545 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 02:37 AM

Now they're throwing in some Italian :D

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#546 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 02:40 AM

WAT.

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#547 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 04:34 PM

Is the Master of Goatautology!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#548 User is offline   Lizradusa 

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 09:43 PM

Why do you get so many german messages, Shiara?



oh, and Prinzenrolle are a german sort of cookies. It looks like that:
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#549 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 07:37 AM

View PostLyca, on 27 December 2011 - 09:43 PM, said:

Why do you get so many german messages, Shiara?



oh, and Prinzenrolle are a german sort of cookies. It looks like that:
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AND THEY'RE FUCKING DELICIOUS
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#550 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 11:36 AM

Storm Stominey
Storm Stominey
Storm Storm stor-ee!
A Stormy is as lucky
As lucky can be

Storm Stominey
Storm Stominey
Storm Storm stor-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
Stormy shake 'ands with you
Or blow him a kiss
And that's lucky too

Now as the ladder of life
'As been strung
You may think a Stormy's
On the bottommost rung
Though he spends his time
In the beer and smoke
In this 'ole wide world
There's no 'appier bloke

Storm Storminey
Storm Storminey
Storm Storm stor-ee!
When you're with a Stormy
You're in glad company

No where is there
A more 'appier crew
Than them wot sings
"Storm Storm stor-ee
Storm stor-oo!"

On the Storm Storminey
Storm Storm stor-ee
Storm stor-oo!

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#551 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 11:25 PM

It's the small things in life that make me happy ;)


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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#552 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 06 January 2012 - 06:37 AM

Hey Loki, you play ME? That's awesome.
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#553 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 06 January 2012 - 07:02 AM

Play is one way to describe it. According to my fiance another word for it would be 'live and breathe it to the point of obsession' but I disagree - that's obviously nine words, not one XD

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#554 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 07 January 2012 - 04:56 AM

BAM! Pregnant.


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#555 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 11:54 PM

Hey, JLV, what does JLV actually stand for? I always think of this; I know, I know, it's only the damned J but just can't help it:

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#556 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 11:59 PM

J, L, and V are my initials.

Nothing exciting, unfortunately.

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#557 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 01:52 PM

Coulda fooled me.
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#558 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 02:22 PM

It actually stands for Jennifer Lopez Viscera.

True story.
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#559 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 03:12 PM

The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all I need.

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I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#560 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 04:11 PM

I need this - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure.

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The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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