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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#41 King Bear

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:36 AM

amphibian, on 07 April 2011 - 05:23 AM, said:

I understand who Battle Platypus is, but who is General Pattonhammer and why does he/she hate skunks so much?

It's a mystery.

#42 Shiara

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:38 AM

Dance!

Everybody Dance!

*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#43 Loki

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:40 AM

I'm dancing, Shiara! I'm danciiiiiiiiiiiing!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#44 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:46 AM

RodeoRanch, on 07 April 2011 - 03:52 AM, said:

Cocoreturns, on 06 April 2011 - 10:40 PM, said:

RodeoRanch, on 06 April 2011 - 06:51 PM, said:

Potatoes.

RodeoRanch, on 06 April 2011 - 10:04 PM, said:

Tomatoes

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!!!!!!!

You've played this game before.

meh. Link was dead :(

#45 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 09:59 AM

Win.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#46 Abyss

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:43 PM

Obdigore, on 06 April 2011 - 07:13 PM, said:

In the war between pie and cake, the cheesecake is the obvious winner. ...

Shut your lying face full of wrongsauce. APPLE PIE crushes your puny cheese byproduct.

Loki, on 06 April 2011 - 08:06 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 06 April 2011 - 07:24 PM, said:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

NeoAntidisestablishmentarianism - I win

Pseudoneoantidisestablishmentarianism.

I win. WHO IS THE LAST DRAGON!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

General Pattonhammer, on 06 April 2011 - 08:29 PM, said:

Used to always get the Schott's Almanac Day Calendar. It sucks they discontinued after 2009. Anyway, I keep some of the interesting days at my desk. Here is one titled Swords and Their Wielders

Excalibur...................................................................King Authur
Waske.......................................................................Iring
Naegling, Hrunting.................................................Beowulf
Sanglamore............................................................Braggadochio
Arondight.................................................................Lancelot
Balisard...................................................................Ruggiero
Curtana....................................................................Edward the Confessor
Greysteel.................................................................Koll the Thrall
Tizona......................................................................El Cid
Mimung...................................................................Wittich
Angervadil..............................................................Frithiof
Ascalon..................................................................St. George
Morglay...................................................................Sir Bevis
Joyeuse.................................................................Charlemagne
Zulflagar................................................................Ali
Cortana................................................................Ogier the Dane
Baptism, Florence.............................................Strong-'o-the-Arm
Nothung...............................................................Siegfried

Some of those are astoundingly lame.

Vengeance, on 07 April 2011 - 02:26 AM, said:

Bombur, on 07 April 2011 - 01:48 AM, said:

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someone save this girl

Burn her as a witch. She has gone to far down the dark side.

What you were thinking it.

Too late by far. I'm pretty sure that's a copy of CONFESSOR.... she's too far gone.. look at her eyes... the glazed look... the hint of drool... too too late, she's lost to the world.

Is it my imagination or have Big Macs shrunk?

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#47 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:47 PM

I have a desire for root beer, but it's hard to find anywhere over here.

...shitey England.

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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#48 Loki

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:52 PM

I just realised why the dad in Modern Family looks familiar - he's the arsehole douchebag from the Dawn of the Dead remake

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#49 QuickTidal

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:20 PM

My daily scotch...which used to be a cheaper brand has switched to Macallan 10yr...which is of course...$80.

Sigh. Being a scotch drinker does not a rich man make. Sigh.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#50 Menandore

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:28 PM

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 07 April 2011 - 02:47 PM, said:

I have a desire for root beer, but it's hard to find anywhere over here.

...shitey England.

Just have an irn bru instead, it'll solve all your problems (especially if it has some vodka or southern comfort in it)

#51 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Pre-dinner mayonnaise -- it's good for you!

Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:29 PM

I've already got some...

EDIT: unfortunately it's diet though.

This post has been edited by Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast: 07 April 2011 - 03:29 PM

#52 sappers rule

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:40 PM

just want to say SPEED READER AND PROUD!
i finished tcg in less han 15 hours

#53 King Bear

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:43 PM

Abyss, on 07 April 2011 - 02:43 PM, said:

Is it my imagination or have Big Macs shrunk?

Big Macs shrunk here years ago. They were reduced in size purportedly to avoid an increase in price. The next year, the price was increased. Brilliant.

@Loki: the dad is that guy from Dawn of the Dead?? I was so sure I hadn't seen him in anything before.

#54 Illuyankas

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:45 PM

He was also boinking Liv Tyler in the latest Hulk movie before Doctor Ed Bruce Banner Norton comes back.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#55 champ

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:55 PM

Roldom, on 07 April 2011 - 12:11 AM, said:

who let this moose, loose, about this house?

Imagine its said by a scotsman in a kilt...

Champ loooovvveeesssss Winegums!

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#56 King Bear

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:59 PM

Illuyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 03:45 PM, said:

He was also boinking Liv Tyler in the latest Hulk movie before Doctor Ed Bruce Banner Norton comes back.

My mind is blown.

#57 Loki

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 08:12 PM

Thomas Jane is totally doable.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#58 QuickTidal

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 08:30 PM

Helen Mirren is totally doable.

So is Jenny Agutter in LOGAN'S RUN.....oh hell, she's still doable now.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon