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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#201 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 03:50 PM

I guess the person who coined that phrase had such distinctive markers as well.
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#202 User is offline   Mott 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 03:58 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 25 April 2011 - 03:50 PM, said:

I guess the person who coined that phrase had such distinctive markers as well.


One good thing about being born with an extra thumb and having it removed to leave a large scar is you don't have to really think very hard to find something distinctive, it's possibly the only good thing. Is a mutant but I like to think it will one day lead to me developing superpowers of a most epic variety.





This post has been edited by Mott: 25 April 2011 - 04:27 PM

Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH
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#203 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 04:40 PM

Wasn't there a demon in Bonehunters that had two thumbs?
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 05:43 PM

My fave madman in a tux is playing tonight.


Also, now that the Aussie is out and the Chinaman is close to being kicked out, we can finally lean back and treat this like it was the British Open again.
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#205 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 04:09 AM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 25 April 2011 - 04:40 PM, said:

Wasn't there a demon in Bonehunters that had two thumbs?


Koalas have two thumbs.


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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:18 AM

Have you ever tried going around wearing rolled-up pants legs? It's really quite invigorating.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:20 AM

View PostAin, on 26 April 2011 - 05:18 AM, said:

Have you ever tried going around wearing rolled-up pants legs? It's really quite invigorating.



Are you wearing the rest of the pants? ...because otherwise i suspect you just pulled on some chaps by accident.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:31 AM

Are you saying that a Koala shagged Motts mom? Oohh dirty.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:32 AM

If only I had these to add to my armies....

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:38 AM

View PostAbyss, on 26 April 2011 - 05:20 AM, said:

View PostAin, on 26 April 2011 - 05:18 AM, said:

Have you ever tried going around wearing rolled-up pants legs? It's really quite invigorating.



Are you wearing the rest of the pants? ...because otherwise i suspect you just pulled on some chaps by accident.
Rodeo can tell you all about it.


Currently, yes. But who knoweth what yonder nightfall might bring? :D
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#211 User is offline   Kurt Montandon 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 06:03 AM

Holy fuck, Zsa Zsa Gabor is still alive???!!!???

Just realized that after a random Wiki crawl.


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#212 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 06:06 AM

View PostKurt Montandon, on 26 April 2011 - 06:03 AM, said:

Holy fuck, Zsa Zsa Gabor is still alive???!!!???

Just realized that after a random Wiki crawl.


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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#213 User is offline   Mott 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 07:31 AM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 26 April 2011 - 05:31 AM, said:

Are you saying that a Koala shagged Motts mom? Oohh dirty.


Probably just a result of inbreeding, no Koalas involved. Going to pretend I did not just say that now.
Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH
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#214 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 07:38 AM

List of military disasters

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 08:23 AM

Supermassive Black Holes mostly have lower density than water.
Huh.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 08:32 AM

Depending on where you draw the line. Event horizon? Probs. Event horizons are huge.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 11:08 AM

Just bought a Bb Lee Oskar harmonica. Feels good bro

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:07 PM

The reoccuring prop newspaper
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:08 PM

I can't type well when drinking and Shiara is spelling Nazi - call for help - shel'l have me killed!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:34 PM

View PostLoki, on 26 April 2011 - 05:32 AM, said:



View PostKurt Montandon, on 26 April 2011 - 06:03 AM, said:

Holy fuck, Zsa Zsa Gabor is still alive???!!!???

Just realized that after a random Wiki crawl.



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