[Tsundoku]

"Keke Challenge" translates to "Utter fucking morons". Darwin was right.

https://www.news.com...f6a816798f15083

[worry]

I kinda like this challenge in general, I just don't see why so many people are getting out on the driver's side of the car.

[Malankazooie]

Scapey the Scapegoat. As seen on the Jim Jefferies Show.

https://twitter.com/ScapeyScapegoat

[Slow Ben]

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[Tsundoku]

Fuck me, but that's an impressive half-time spray:
Dude must read Matthew Stover.

https://www.news.com...dae24c7af7cba7e

(blah blah blah)

...

Here’s a transcript of what was said to a playing group who no doubt sat back too afraid to move, or look their coach in the eye.

“In this room there’s 22 players and I reckon 10 of you are the dumbest f***ers I’ve ever coached in 16 years. And I don’t give a f*** if you don’t like me saying that, but you’re f***ing dumb,” the coach said, not easing in to the address at all.

“Three goals we gave up that quarter from coming back through the corridor from the three worst f***ers I’ve ever coached kicking-wise in senior football.

“You mustn’t like winning. They walked it out of the middle, we’ve got no sweat ‘oh yeah, f***ing my bad’. You must like being s***.

“You want to be mediocre, you don’t want to be winners. Because your actions don’t show it.

“They walked it out of our forward line four f***ing times.

“Overlap, overlap, overlap. But when the balls in our forward line, we’ve got three loose c*** there. We didn’t give these two blokes a chop out because you were too f***ing busy waiting it out.

“I’ve kept it f***ing so simple this year it’s f***ing hurt me. Even when you do get it, you go back to what doesn’t work.

“It’s never worked for ya and you keep doing it and doing it, every f***ing week you keep doing what doesn’t work for ya, that’s why you’re f***ing dumb.

“Ya f***ing s***, you want to put up with that, you’re shit. F***ing crap.”

Just when it looked like it may be over, he then turned his attention to a select few players who had caught his eye.

“You’re f***ing s***, sit on the bench,” he said with venom to one player.

“You’re playing on a f***ing spud, he’s under-12 level … under-12 level and you’re standing there in the middle of f***ing nowhere doing f*** all you might as well be under-12s. Can I make it any f***ing clearer?”

As if being baked in front of your teammates wasn’t bad enough, the coach then demanded answers from the player.

“What can you do to help us? What can you do to help us?”

Although it wasn’t loud enough to hear, the player was able to muster a response to his fire-breathing coach, which he was clearly happy with … we think.

“Give the boy a clap, can you f***ing do it though?” the response came back.

“Get some water into ya before I have a f***ing heart attack.

“If there’s any more of those s*** kicks inside and you turn one over, get over the f***ing fence get in your car and go home.”

That’s one way to deliver a message to the troops and send them back onto the field.

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 21 August 2018 - 12:07 PM

[Tsundoku]

The Mrs and I made a political meme. Ooooh, go us.

For the Aussies on the board, or anyone who has seen our politics for the last few years with special reference to the Peter Dutton Au pair scandal which is happening now.

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[Slow Ben]

I laughed waaaay to hard at this.


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[Tsundoku]

So ants are like the 99% and we are the Republican party?

[Tsundoku]

Australia: Even Kiwis are shit scared of it.

https://www.news.com...9b0f678640a9828

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 03 December 2018 - 07:53 AM

[Tsundoku]

For all the shit we give cops (and let's face it sometimes it's well deserved, especially traffic cops amirite?), sometimes I realise most of them do NOT get paid anywhere near what they should*.

https://www.news.com...a5fdb7d5115b740

* Racist, trigger-happy cops not included

[Aptorian]

I describe police officers as the garbage men of a society's societal waste and debris.

I'm glad I don't have to handle violent gang members, addicts who've ODed, drunk couples fist fighting at 2 in the morning, mentally ill people shouting at people at the train station, etc.

Police officers deserve respect for handling all the shit none of us want to deal with.

This post has been edited by Alternative Goose: 18 December 2018 - 05:26 PM

[Malankazooie]

Yes! The name of my metal band has been revealed! Super Blood Wolf Moon.

Dueling eclipses, and more top sky-watching events in January

[Tsundoku]

I've heard about this sort of thing before but this sounds more like a Spidernado:

https://www.news.com...ff7b892151fc316

[worry]

You know how some people go outside to catch snowflakes on their tongue? That but for giant spiders.

[Malankazooie]

Ok, the avocado craze can official die now.

[Tsundoku]

Oh Netflix, you so silly ...

https://www.news.com...5c4d8c86de34011

[Slow Ben]

Those were awesome.

[Malankazooie]

I'll take Morgoth (Norway) over Abyss (Can't-A-Duh) any day.

Canada, Norway lock horns over moose statues

Abyss (www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmErRm-vApI)



Morgy


J/K! y'all are tops in my book and I love you.

[Tsundoku]

The NT News, another kwality Murdoch paper ...

but funny AF.

https://www.news.com...fdc9bd2dc510db3

[Malankazooie]