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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

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Posted 21 July 2017 - 03:16 PM

 Seduce Goose, on 21 July 2017 - 09:07 AM, said:

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Have any of you guys ever actually seen beer in a box?


Yes.

It's comparable to Budweiser or similar ilk, in a can.

Which is to say bad.


I note wine in a bag is missing from the graphic. SHould be pretty high on the hatred-for-others with some respectable self-hate.
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Posted 21 July 2017 - 03:40 PM

Technically, wine in a box IS wine in a bag. At least it is here in Denmark.

The box that encloses the bag of wine is just there to make it more manageable to handle the blobule of wine.

EDIT: Also Gin should totally be right up in the farthest corner from both hatred of self and hatred of others. Gin is a homeopathic pollutant. Just a drop in even large bodies of water will make it taste like fermented reindeer piss.

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Posted 22 July 2017 - 11:42 PM

Is wine in a wineskin considered wine in a bag? If so, then that should trend to the lower left because I've been to outdoor music festivals were those were being passed around to share with everybody. Good times for all.

Any way. this:
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Posted 25 July 2017 - 08:01 PM

Forget about the Freemasons, it's HORG (or Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group) that is behind the curtain, manipulating the power seesaw of world dominance.

http://www.horg.com/horg/

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Posted 25 July 2017 - 08:08 PM

That is amazing. My favorite part about that website is that the pictures load like it's 1995.
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Posted 18 August 2017 - 09:16 AM

Poor Martin Shkreli just can't get a fair hearing ...

http://www.news.com....61581b33392b6b1

The last line is the icing on the cake, really. B)

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Posted 18 August 2017 - 11:28 AM

 Tsundoku, on 18 August 2017 - 09:16 AM, said:

Poor Martin Shkreli just can't get a fair hearing ...

http://www.news.com....61581b33392b6b1

The last line is the icing on the cake, really. B)

This is my favorite:

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THE COURT: The question is, have you heard anything that would affect your ability to decide this case with an open mind. Can you do that?
JUROR NO. 144: I don't think I can because he kind of looks like a dick.

He does have one of the most punch-able faces (with Trump's sons a close second and third).
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Posted 28 August 2017 - 04:34 PM

Bwaaaahahahahaha! Look at this hot garbage!


I put it here because it certainly doesn't qualify as music, imo. And it certainly aint awesome/weird/funny video. It's an example of pretentious, vapid, empty, bullshit void of any artistic merit.
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Posted 28 August 2017 - 05:15 PM

I think people are overreacting. It's not so much that it's a bad song, it sort of is, but it's more that this song isn't single material. This song is the kind of skippable filler material you'd find on an average pop CD with 2-3 single worthy songs.

The song has like three different parts to it. That lead up to the "Look what you made do chorus" is actually really catchy. The rest is low tempo and boring. I never understand this need singers have to sort of "talk" over the music. Either rap or sing. Talking over the music isn't interesting.
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Posted 28 August 2017 - 05:35 PM

 Alternative Goose, on 28 August 2017 - 05:15 PM, said:

I think people are overreacting. It's not so much that it's a bad song, it sort of is, but it's more that this song isn't single material. This song is the kind of skippable filler material you'd find on an average pop CD with 2-3 single worthy songs.

The song has like three different parts to it. That lead up to the "Look what you made do chorus" is actually really catchy. The rest is low tempo and boring. I never understand this need singers have to sort of "talk" over the music. Either rap or sing. Talking over the music isn't interesting.


For me it's the cribbing of Peaches style (which does not fit with Taylor anyways), the Right Said Fred rearrangement (officially, he gets a credit on it after all) non-chorus which exists in a void of UN-melody, and the basic petulance of what seems to be called a "diss track" where you talk shit about someone you don't like using song...because I guess just producing good music to prove them wrong is not enough...now we all have to watch a schoolyard shouting match instead.

Fucking grow up Taylor. You're nearly 30.

But then it's not like Kanye or Kim are much better in that arena.

I dunno. Maybe it's just that I don't subscribe to this kind of nonsense. Just get on with some good music, and leave all this back and forth fight shit on the sidelines...

But then I'm not in the age group that largely seems to get off on this crap....

TL;DR: I'm too old for this shit.

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Posted 28 August 2017 - 06:54 PM

Uh, to clarify, I was making fun more of the video and not the music. Her music has always been garbage to me. My opinion so don't come at me, kay. I just think her music sucks. But the video, boy oh boy. I thought the video for Bad Blood was the pinnacle of inanity for her and then she releases this trash.
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Posted 29 August 2017 - 08:08 AM

 Malankazooie, on 28 August 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

Bwaaaahahahahaha! Look at this hot garbage!


I put it here because it certainly doesn't qualify as music, imo. And it certainly aint awesome/weird/funny video. It's an example of pretentious, vapid, empty, bullshit void of any artistic merit.


What you get when a white girl tries to imitate Beyonce but ends up jumping Fonzie as he jumps the shark instead.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 01 September 2017 - 04:22 PM

Is this what passes for popular music these days? Who writes the lyrics for this shit?

Maybe I'm just old.
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Posted 01 September 2017 - 08:31 PM

You are. Slap on a diaper.
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Posted 01 September 2017 - 08:36 PM

 worry, on 01 September 2017 - 08:31 PM, said:

You are. Slap on a diaper.


We just got finished with diapers in my house a few months ago thank you very much.
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Posted 06 September 2017 - 04:20 PM

Bend the knee to your future Queen.

Schoolgirl finds four-foot sword in exact Cornish spot where King Arthur was said to have thrown legendary Excalibur

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 07:44 AM

Seulement en Amérique:

http://www.news.com....10cbd31448685ec

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 07:59 AM

For a second I thought we were back at the whole "nuke the tornado" idea.

I do wonder what would happen if you detonated a few MOAB devices strategically.
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Posted 10 September 2017 - 08:05 AM

Probably nothing. I think the differential in energy would be like pissing into a blizzard. In Antarctica.
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Posted 13 September 2017 - 04:27 AM

Spoiler

They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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