[Macros]

i think the bag packing for this little jaunt will be the same as previous editions.
tomorrow morning

[Macros]

I'm curious, do you have to pass an ineptitude test to tend bar in England town?
Fucking abysmal barstaff everywhere you go

[Messremb]

Where are you? Clearly not going to a good pub!

As an aside, how many have you been in so far to make such a judgement today?

[Cougar]

Macros, on 08 July 2011 - 03:50 PM, said:

I'm curious, do you have to pass an ineptitude test to tend bar in England town?
Fucking abysmal barstaff everywhere you go

Obviously, Messremb, he's been to at least 1000 pubs today so that he can get a representative sample. You seem to be suggesting that making such a retarded claim having been in probably no more than 2 or 3 pubs in a small geographical area would be the sort of thing Macros would do. I can categorically tell you that he's not the sort of person who would come on an internet forum and say something like that, which of course would instantly mark him out as a brick-stupid bogger fuckwit.

The only other possible explanation is that they think you're a cunt and favour you with appropriate levels of service, Macros.

[Fid]

Looks like everything set up for a quiet day tomorrow then

[Macros]

Over the course of several years and many many establishments I have come to my conclusions.
Hell having worked in ant and decs bar in Newcastle where even the fucking manager couldn't pour a pint confirmed it.
Maybe its Brewery owned bats, I dunno but pouring a pint isn't fucking hard.
Reading the labels on bottles you hand out one would assume is even easier.

[George Sengar]

Less than 8 hrs until departure from mancland.

Absolutely buzzing about this. It'll be like 1996 all over again. =D

[Dag]

OK, I'm on my way. See you all in the afternoon!

[Mezla PigDog]

I anticipate Macros will be on fine form today. I (and I expect others) received a text from him last night asking for a wake up call at 10.15am so that he could be on his way to Kings Cross for 10.20!

[Macros]

I'm up.
Toby the tit rang me last night about 11
mate I just got your message, its well past 10.15!

[Macros]

and he sounds like olly murs

[Messremb]

The forecast from the Met Office seems to be for a typical British summers day - I.e. pissing it down all afternoon. Other places are less pessimistic however.

[Macros]

splitting the skies down here at the minute

[Cyphon]

Apparently there's an anti EDL march going on in Cambridge today too. If any of you tonk any EDL on the head on the way through to Hetan and Mal's place t'would be much appreciated.

[Dutch]

Have fun you all.

[Macros]

direct quote from mezla
"yes I have syphilis"

[pathos]

was this whilst puking on a dog?

[Hetan]

cougar just exposed himself
it was very small

[Hetan]

i blinked and missed it

it was very depressing

imagine a very bad fisherman

he uses the same worm year after year and no catches

if he used a worm longer than a millimetre he would have more success

alas

[Hetan]

basically what i'm saying is that cougar's penis would make an amoeba feel better about himself