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#221 Hetan

Chief Cook and Bottle Washer

Group: Mezla's Thought Police
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Posted 09 July 2011 - 07:00 PM

Toby just came in over the fence with a load of old ladies' bags and tried to sell us the contents. Then we saw on the local news that several pensioners had been assaulted and we had to turn him in to the Bow Street Runners.

"He was not a modest man. Contemplating suicide, he summoned a dragon". (Gothos' Folly)- Gothos

#222 Hetan

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 08:18 PM

If anyone was unlucky enough to see Morgoth's recent profile picture, you'd have seen one of the many many pictures of forum members taken from his personal archives in an, uh, unusual position. Well, for anyone else than Mac, anyway.

Anyway, I need to go snort a line off a hooker's ass. Have fun, kiddies!

"He was not a modest man. Contemplating suicide, he summoned a dragon". (Gothos' Folly)- Gothos

#223 Dutch

Bridgeburner

Group: Team Quick Ben
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Interests:Malazan Book of the Fallen, American Football, Quick Ben

Posted 09 July 2011 - 08:46 PM

OK, who has hijacked Hetan's account? Posted Image

Sappers have a saying, he muttered. "Wide eyed stupid"

#224 Hetan

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 09:27 PM

DON'T MAKE ME BAN YOU LIKE A BITCH, BITCH

I WILL STONE COLD BANISH A BITCH

"He was not a modest man. Contemplating suicide, he summoned a dragon". (Gothos' Folly)- Gothos

#225 Dutch

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 10:05 PM

Yup, hijacked.

Sappers have a saying, he muttered. "Wide eyed stupid"

#226 Hetan

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 10:09 PM

Thus far, Hetan's account has been hijacked by Cougar, Illy and Macros! And now Mezla but I promise to be good

"He was not a modest man. Contemplating suicide, he summoned a dragon". (Gothos' Folly)- Gothos

#227 Hetan

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Group: Mezla's Thought Police
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Posted 09 July 2011 - 11:16 PM

LET'S RUIN THAT SHALL WE

COUNTDOWN TO MASS BANNINGS IN THREE, TWO, ON- NO GET OFF ME DON'T GRAB MY MOUSE ARM YOU BASTAR

you are very very lucky

"He was not a modest man. Contemplating suicide, he summoned a dragon". (Gothos' Folly)- Gothos

#228 Gust Hubb

Necromancer Extraordinaire

Group: High House Mafia
Posts: 1,488
Joined: 19-May 11
Location:Northern Hemisphere
Interests:Glass slides with entrapped bits of colored tissue
Around, just quiet....er

Posted 09 July 2011 - 11:18 PM

Hetan, you let Illy get on again?

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#229 Hetan

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 11:51 PM

HETAN DOESN'T LET ANYONE GET ON ANYTHING

CONSIDER YOUR DICK PUNCHED IN ITSELF

I AM A KILLING MACHINE

"He was not a modest man. Contemplating suicide, he summoned a dragon". (Gothos' Folly)- Gothos

#230 Coco with marshmallows

DIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 12:08 AM

surely you mean an ILLY-ING machine?

meh. Link was dead :(

#231 Hetan

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 01:37 AM

POSSIBLY

I MEAN, OF COURSE NOT

THIS TOTALLY ISN'T ILLY

"He was not a modest man. Contemplating suicide, he summoned a dragon". (Gothos' Folly)- Gothos

#232 Morgoth

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 07:32 AM

christ. I wake up with the mother of all hangovers to find several lost calls and a number of... charming messages from an English number. Seems you had a lot of fun even without me.

... No, I'm not envious at all.

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#233 Messremb

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High Artificer of Team Quick Ben

Posted 10 July 2011 - 07:33 AM

Messremb would like suggestions on who to abuse whilst they're horrifically hungover...

"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"

#234 Morgoth

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 07:36 AM

Well, Mat is probably sitting up drinking vodka from a pint glass already, so in that case I suggest Jim. Or, if you're frightened of his minge Illy is a good second choice.

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#235 Hetan

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 07:38 AM

I love Illy!

His hair, it just does something wicked to my insides, turns them all quivery and delightful. I'm going to go and get back into bed with him and Mezla now.

"He was not a modest man. Contemplating suicide, he summoned a dragon". (Gothos' Folly)- Gothos