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SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL Zack Snyder to direct, Nolan to produce

#141 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 10:27 PM

I thought it was pretty fucking sweet, really. If I had one complaint it'd be
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That whole segment was melodramatic enough to throw my GF totally out of the movie and was the worst part for me.

Absolutely seconding Quick's first spoiler'd point, though.
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Posted 18 June 2013 - 02:45 AM

Zod: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, is my reaction to his acting. Adequate, would not have minded many other actors in that role. ALSO HE NEVER TELLS ANYONE TO KNEEL AT ALL, BAN THIS SICK HERESY

Peeps:
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Posted 18 June 2013 - 04:03 AM

Don't worry, Lursa or whoever, the second in command had far more of a role, a good chunk of screentime, and was part of some of my favourite action sequences. It's just that the other one was a literal non-entity.
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Posted 18 June 2013 - 02:02 PM

Which is funny, because the mute man's name in Superman II was Non, iirc.

Anyhoos, I read an article off CNN that says the movie gets Superman wrong because
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I personally thought that was OK, and liked his immediate reaction to having done it. What did you all think about it?
OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.
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Posted 18 June 2013 - 02:08 PM

It made a lot more sense to me about his reaction cause I used to read comics a lot which is kind of cheating on the whole background and motivation thing, but I'm just going to steal another dude's reaction to that bit:

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That other thing that’s a SPOILER – It will probably be the most controversial thing in the movie, and I could probably do a whole post on it. So let’s just pretend I’m talking about Batman filming a porno with a goat. Basically, if you’re going to have Batman fuck a goat, and you want to make it clear Batman absolutely doesn’t want to fuck a goat, it might be a good idea to establish beforehand Batman’s strong feelings about goat-fucking, and not have Batman appear to be totally fine in the scene immediately following the goat-fucking. I think I’ve made myself clear.

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 02:54 PM

Zod's second in command (and wife in other mythos) is Faora (and yeah, Anje Trauje was absolutely 100% badass, she killed that character) and she is almost better than Zod.

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 03:09 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 18 June 2013 - 02:54 PM, said:

Zod's second in command (and wife in other mythos) is Faora (and yeah, Anje Trauje was absolutely 100% badass, she killed that character) and she is almost better than Zod.

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 03:15 PM

You can see them in the background in the shot of their backs after that moment, they're fine, your friend is blind.
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Posted 18 June 2013 - 03:41 PM

Regarding that one thing:

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 05:33 PM

View Postpolishgenius, on 18 June 2013 - 03:41 PM, said:

Regarding that one thing:

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Indeed.

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 05:58 PM

Just saw it.
meh, average imo.

loved the backstory, Kevin Costner was good.
once it got supermany it went down hill rapidly,never thought remotely he was in danger, fight scenes were too long and too choppy (i know it supposed to be super fast because its superman but it gives me a headache). Put in mind of the awful over played fight in matrix...three?

disapointed after my excitement.
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Posted 30 June 2013 - 09:40 PM

Absolutely loved it.


Only thing i didnt like was

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:58 AM

Movie was entertaining, nothing fantastic and unecessarily long. The whole 40 min of the movie could have been removed and it would made absolutely no difference. We all see it happen and then its told again to the Superman by The Gladiator, and I'm pretty sure Zod said it all again at one point. Would have made the movie less drawn out. Also I like how the woman just teleports to wherever Superman is.
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Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:00 AM

View PostMacros, on 18 June 2013 - 05:58 PM, said:

Just saw it.
meh, average imo.

loved the backstory, Kevin Costner was good.
once it got supermany it went down hill rapidly,never thought remotely he was in danger, fight scenes were too long and too choppy (i know it supposed to be super fast because its superman but it gives me a headache). Put in mind of the awful over played fight in matrix...three?

disapointed after my excitement.

My thoughts exactly.

No tension or danger + super long fight scenes = boring movie. The parts where Superman is wandering around trying to figure out who he is were by far the best parts of the movie, and it's no coincidence that those parts were almost entirely the ones we were shown in the trailer, and so I was disappointed (though I probably should have realised).

I think there's two ways to make a Superman movie that is engaging, and they didn't do either. You either make him vulnerable (in which case you need Kryptonite) or you put him up against something he cannot fight. That's why the Joker's threat of murdering people until Batman gave himself up worked so well in The Dark Knight, because it made Batman helpless, and how he struggled and responded to that dilemma made it a really interesting movie, and far eclipsed the more prosaic plots of Batman Begins and The Dark Knight Rises. Why couldn't the movie have been about something similar? I thought they were going in a similar direction when

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 10:19 AM

View PostMTS, on 01 July 2013 - 07:00 AM, said:

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maybe the problem is you dont pay enough attention to the movies you watch.

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 11:41 AM

View Postdktorode, on 01 July 2013 - 10:19 AM, said:

View PostMTS, on 01 July 2013 - 07:00 AM, said:

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maybe the problem is you dont pay enough attention to the movies you watch.

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 12:00 PM

View PostMTS, on 01 July 2013 - 11:41 AM, said:

View Postdktorode, on 01 July 2013 - 10:19 AM, said:

View PostMTS, on 01 July 2013 - 07:00 AM, said:

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maybe the problem is you dont pay enough attention to the movies you watch.

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I dont think the point of the flash backs was to delve so deep into any of that... it was meant to be snippets not an entire fleshed out history of his childhood...come now. be realistic the movie is already 2hrs +
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Posted 01 July 2013 - 02:46 PM

View Postdktorode, on 01 July 2013 - 12:00 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 01 July 2013 - 11:41 AM, said:

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View PostMTS, on 01 July 2013 - 07:00 AM, said:

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maybe the problem is you dont pay enough attention to the movies you watch.

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I dont think the point of the flash backs was to delve so deep into any of that... it was meant to be snippets not an entire fleshed out history of his childhood...come now. be realistic the movie is already 2hrs +

Oh I know that. The movie was too long as it is though, you could have cut the fight scenes in half and used that time more effectively. In any case, I was saying that I personally would have preferred a movie that deals more with Superman's relationship with humanity than what amounts to an spectacular alien boxing match for Earth. There's really no need to bring the Kryptonians in at all to make an interesting movie about Superman.

I did enjoy Toby Ziegler saving the day though.
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Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:21 PM

I enjoyed it for what it was. Regarding plot points though

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:48 PM

View PostMTS, on 01 July 2013 - 02:46 PM, said:

Oh I know that. The movie was too long as it is though, you could have cut the fight scenes in half and used that time more effectively. In any case, I was saying that I personally would have preferred a movie that deals more with Superman's relationship with humanity than what amounts to an spectacular alien boxing match for Earth. There's really no need to bring the Kryptonians in at all to make an interesting movie about Superman.

I did enjoy Toby Ziegler saving the day though.


Nope, Superman fans want to see superman knocking shit about.

I find it really funny that when SUPERMAN RETURNS came out, fans said there was next to zero action, no superfighting...and they pissed on the movie for that (I was one of them)

And now people say there is TOO much fighting.

Like make up your melons. :)/>

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