amphibian, on 26 October 2010 - 08:55 PM, said:
Adjutant Stormy, on 26 October 2010 - 08:42 PM, said:
I WOULD EAT A HUNDRED BABIES TO GET THE UPDATE OUT
If you're serious about increasing your baby-eating capacities, follow this six week training program and you'll soon be on your way to eating 100 consecutive babies!
Think there's no way you could do this? I think you can! All you need is a good plan, plenty of discipline and about 30 minutes a week to achive this goal!
No doubt some of you can already eat 50 consecutive babies, but let's face it, you're in a big minority. Most of you reading this won't even be able to manage 20 babies. Actually, I'm sure many of you can't even do 10.
However, it really doesn't matter which group you fall into. If you follow the progressive baby-eating training program, I'm positive you'll soon be able to eat 100 babies!
Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to eat 100 babies, but take it from this old compulsive eater, i've spent my entire adult life at the buffet table, and a program like this can do you more harm than good.
If you only train one part of your digestive tract (and that's all a single food source like babies is going to do to you) you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.
Babies basically only train the jaw and the stomach, what you really want to do is train the entire digestive tract (throat, colon, stomach jaws, liver, kidneys). Basically, you need a full meal, so don't forget to ask for a coke and some dry, white bread.
I'm proud of anyone who wants to do this. My advice, find a convenient orphanage, with overstressed and underpaid staff. Ask them about taking a hundred babies off their hands, they couldn't be more helpful.
Don't worry about being embarrassed to enter the orphanage. Everyone has to take their first steps somehow. Eventually you'll get used to it, and soon you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.
Now get out there and get eating.
meh. Link was dead :(