[Thelomen Toblerone]

Sombra, on 14 October 2010 - 12:47 PM, said:

I cast: Summon Toby Tour Guide.

And like a stealthy drawf thief, I rise from the mist smog....

14 hours eh? What airport you flying into, and are you planning to do anything or just hand around near the airport until your next flight/train/motorised means of conveyance is ready? If you're going to Paris, which I think you are, you presumably are flying into London then catching the train to Paris from Kings X/St Pancras?

[Centzon Totochtin]

I am flying into Heathrow... busing out of Victoria Stattion at around 9 or 10pm

will be doing something in london... I have 12 - 14 hours so no need to stay at the airport and my suitcase will be safely locked away.

I may have had some wine already today so sorry if I make no sense

[Anomander]

Be sure to pick up a map as it will help Toby to navigate while sober.

[Tiste Simeon]

Centzon Totochtin, on 14 October 2010 - 07:48 PM, said:

I'll be in Cardiff for a few days definitely 17/18/19 November Dr Who is filmed there...like I wouldn't go

Yeah come on the days I'm working... *sigh* will just have to come out and meet you one of the evenings.

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Victoria? Erm....I spose you're pretty near Buckingham Palace, Houses of Parliament etc, if you want to do that sort of thing briefly whilst you kill time. Otherwise, there's a wetherspoons pub in the station where you can get grotty food and cheap(ish) beer if you're looking to kill time!

Also, if you like art, you're very close to the Tate Britain. I think they've still got that Henry Moore exhibition on which is pretty good, I'd recommend if you have the time.

[Macros]

wetherspoons wetherspoons!!
its like wrapping yourself in a union jack and calling yourself george!

[Thelomen Toblerone]

I do so enjoy a wetherspoons. Nothing says "England" like a pub that at 8am is filled with mouthy builders drinking before work, all day is filled with alcoholic old men, then at night time is filled with 16 year old chavs and a few older blokes glassing eachother over who spilled who's 27pence worth of lager.

[RodeoRanch]

Ah the memories.

[Tremolo]

If you have any memories at all it cant have been any fun...

[Tapper]

Tremolo, on 19 October 2010 - 10:18 AM, said:

If you have any memories at all it cant have been any fun...

Maybe he counted the vomit stains and the STDs when he arrived back home

[Centzon Totochtin]

In Amsterdam now

[Tsundoku]

Centzon Totochtin, on 23 October 2010 - 07:28 AM, said:

In Amsterdam now

Cue pics of drug-fuelled orgies.

[Centzon Totochtin]

No drug fueled orgies for me though some nice drinkies on the red light district pub crawl

I am currently waiting for a bus to Berlin where I will be until 30/10, from there I go to:

• Prague 30/10 to 2/11
  
• Vienne 2/11 to 5/11
  
• Venice 5/11 to 8/11
  
• Rome 8/11 to unknown
  
• Cardiff 16/11 to 18(or19)/11
  
• London 18(or19)/11 to 23/11
  
• Manchester/England somewhere 24/11 to 26/11

If any one is around these areas and hasn't PM'd me, please do, I would love to catch up with any of you for a drink

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Matrix is a club in Berlin I would recommend, although I was battered at the time so it could just be a drink improed assessment. There's a great bar somewhere in East Berlin we found after about 20mins wandering from Ostbahnhof where the inside is like a hawaiian beach. Outside it was February, icy cold and sleet. Open the door and it's beach furniture and bamboo shit, hot, and the floor is covered about a foot deep with golden sand.

[Centzon Totochtin]

10 countries, 33 days, 1900 photos later I am back in the UK And I have been chasing Dr Who!

I may have gotten a little snap happy

So I'm in the UK for 11 more days.... who wants to have a beer with a slightly frazzled but very enthusiastic Aussie? I also drink wine, spirits and juice If anyone is about in London or the Lakes or anywhere in between shoot me a message here or on +44 792 474 9824

[Tiste Simeon]

See you in about an hour...

[Macros]

in the mortuary...

[Tsundoku]

Macros, on 23 November 2010 - 09:25 PM, said:

in the mortuary...

OK, I'll admit it, I chuckled.

Actually, what set off that whole meme of Tiste as a necro? It was so long and so many dead brain cells ago.

At least I recall the bit about being a cross dresser, what with that noob saying how hot that Tiste chick in the wedding dress was.

Hmmm ... there's an idea - anyone who saved that pic should send it to all@police.gov.uk or something like that. I'm sure that would go down well at the station. Like the hookers that get brought in during the graveyard shift ...

Another thought strikes - is Tiste going to try to keep to the graveyard shift?

[Tiste Simeon]

Wow. Nice to know you're thinking about me Sombra. The cross dressing thing was just some stuff I got up to in first year at uni. It stuck. The necro thing came from a discussion me and snake were having on MSN - not the forum you'll note - that got hideously twisted and blown out of proportion. As things tend to do on the internet.

And no word of a lie, I don't do the graveyard shift. In my particular job they say it's not needed...

EDIT back to the point of the thread, Centz was alive and well when I left her in Cardiff. Had a great time, she is a good laugh!

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 24 November 2010 - 04:51 PM

[Centzon Totochtin]

There was also a surprising lack of dead people when we met

In Manchester now in a NICE hotel... Malazan Europe total ends at 6