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#21 Obdigore

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:23 PM

MTS, on 09 March 2010 - 04:20 PM, said:

Aptorian, on 09 March 2010 - 03:33 PM, said:

What would happen if you mixed a jar of Marmite with a jar of Vegemite?

That would be like taking brilliant fantasy and polluting it with Tairy-isms. Unconscionable. Why would you even contemplate ruining a jar of Vegemite in such a way? WHY?!

Marmite and Vegemite both taste worse than what they took their names from, the Termite.

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#22 teholbeddict

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:24 PM

MTS, on 09 March 2010 - 04:20 PM, said:

Aptorian, on 09 March 2010 - 03:33 PM, said:

What would happen if you mixed a jar of Marmite with a jar of Vegemite?

That would be like taking brilliant fantasy and polluting it with Tairy-isms. Unconscionable. Why would you even contemplate ruining a jar of Vegemite in such a way? WHY?!

Okay a bit off topic and it's probably been answered before, but can someone quickly tell me the difference between Marmite and Vegemite???

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#23 Darkwatch

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:27 PM

Marmite is made from yeast left over from beer making.
Vegemite is as well but they add vegetable extracts as well so it's not as strong tasting as marmite.

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#24 MTS

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:28 PM

Obdigore, on 09 March 2010 - 04:23 PM, said:

MTS, on 09 March 2010 - 04:20 PM, said:

Aptorian, on 09 March 2010 - 03:33 PM, said:

What would happen if you mixed a jar of Marmite with a jar of Vegemite?

That would be like taking brilliant fantasy and polluting it with Tairy-isms. Unconscionable. Why would you even contemplate ruining a jar of Vegemite in such a way? WHY?!

Marmite and Vegemite both taste worse than what they took their names from, the Termite.

You eat termites?

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#25 Obdigore

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:33 PM

MTS, on 09 March 2010 - 04:28 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 09 March 2010 - 04:23 PM, said:

MTS, on 09 March 2010 - 04:20 PM, said:

Aptorian, on 09 March 2010 - 03:33 PM, said:

What would happen if you mixed a jar of Marmite with a jar of Vegemite?

That would be like taking brilliant fantasy and polluting it with Tairy-isms. Unconscionable. Why would you even contemplate ruining a jar of Vegemite in such a way? WHY?!

Marmite and Vegemite both taste worse than what they took their names from, the Termite.

You eat termites?

I will eat termites before I eat Vegemite or Marmite.

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#26 teholbeddict

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:35 PM

Darkwatch, on 09 March 2010 - 04:27 PM, said:

Marmite is made from yeast left over from beer making.
Vegemite is as well but they add vegetable extracts as well so it's not as strong tasting as marmite.

Ah, okay got it, thanks for clearing that up for me DW. Can't say either one sounds very appealing to me, but as Jesus was found residing in a bottle of Marmite I'd have to go for that one in a pinch.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:35 PM

teholbeddict, on 09 March 2010 - 03:35 PM, said:

and Jay Leno - his chin looks massive in the cap there.

Ewww! That guy makes me wanna vomit.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:39 PM

BEHOLD THE FACE OF THE TRUE SON OF GOD

ALL HAIL LEMMY

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#29 Obdigore

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:41 PM

Illuyankas, on 09 March 2010 - 04:39 PM, said:

BEHOLD THE FACE OF THE TRUE SON OF GOD

ALL HAIL LEMMY

If you take the cap off the bottle and out came ACE OF SPADES, then I would be impressed.

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#30 teholbeddict

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:48 PM

Gem Windcaster, on 09 March 2010 - 04:35 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on 09 March 2010 - 03:35 PM, said:

and Jay Leno - his chin looks massive in the cap there.

Ewww! That guy makes me wanna vomit.

Oh I know, can't say that seeing his chin on Jesus makes him any more appealing. Leno has no redeeming qualities.

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 09 March 2010 - 06:05 PM

#31 Obdigore

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:50 PM

teholbeddict, on 09 March 2010 - 04:48 PM, said:

Gem Windcaster, on 09 March 2010 - 04:35 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on 09 March 2010 - 03:35 PM, said:

and Jay Leno - his chin looks massive in the cap there.

Ewww! That guy makes me wanna vomit.

Oh I know, can't say that saying his chin on Jesus makes him any more appealing. Leno has no redeeming qualities.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:54 PM

Obdigore, on 09 March 2010 - 04:50 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on 09 March 2010 - 04:48 PM, said:

Gem Windcaster, on 09 March 2010 - 04:35 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on 09 March 2010 - 03:35 PM, said:

and Jay Leno - his chin looks massive in the cap there.

Ewww! That guy makes me wanna vomit.

Oh I know, can't say that saying his chin on Jesus makes him any more appealing. Leno has no redeeming qualities.

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This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 09 March 2010 - 04:55 PM

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#33 Aptorian

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:55 PM

teholbeddict, on 09 March 2010 - 04:48 PM, said:

Oh I know, can't say that saying his chin on Jesus makes him any more appealing. Leno has no redeeming qualities.

Well, he's not married, he's extremely rich, probably gay, can't be that many years before he kicks the bucket.

I'd hit it...

#34 Cause

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:57 PM

How can it look like jesus when no one knows what jesus looked like?

#35 Obdigore

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:58 PM

Cause, on 09 March 2010 - 04:57 PM, said:

How can it look like jesus when no one knows what jesus looked like?

He looked a lot like I look. How can I know? Four Words: Hot Tub Time Machine.

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#36 Leo

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:59 PM

If that was Satan's leftovers, why is Jesus' face in it?

#37 Obdigore

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 05:01 PM

Leo, on 09 March 2010 - 04:59 PM, said:

If that was Satan's leftovers, why is Jesus' face in it?

Its just a job, they go drinking together on the weekends.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 05:02 PM

Leo, on 09 March 2010 - 04:59 PM, said:

If that was Satan's leftovers, why is Jesus' face in it?

F'irony.

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#39 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 05:03 PM

"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them." Genesis 1:27

I imagine Jesus looked like a normal guy.