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Tiste Simeon, on 21 October 2009 - 01:18 PM, said:
Crucifixion and Crows?
And some dogs getting into a bit of strife, no doubt.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 03:29 PM
And some dogs getting into a bit of strife, no doubt.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 03:47 PM
Shinrei, on 21 October 2009 - 01:27 PM, said:
*and considering how young a lot of you are, I doubt I could have gone drinking with you anyways. I was there in 1999.
Mezla and I were 19 (I don't know about her but I was in the prime of my drinking career) and Stone Monkey was a youthful 29. I'm sure a few others were alive too.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 04:37 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 21 October 2009 - 03:29 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 21 October 2009 - 01:18 PM, said:
Crucifixion and Crows?
And some dogs getting into a bit of strife, no doubt.
Well I wouldn't be surprised if Rodeo accidentally brings a bunch of psychotic raccoons with him...
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 04:39 PM
They won't let them on the plane. Right? RIGHT?!
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 04:45 PM
No, but I've heard they have sent a communique to the local badger population about your visit. They are Britain's largest pedator, well apart from me.
Also I saw a family of squirrels in a bren gun carrier, true story.
Also I saw a family of squirrels in a bren gun carrier, true story.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 04:56 PM
The sheep around here are looking a bit edgy too, though they seem to permanently be in that kind of state in Wales, so I dunno... 
Do you mean the 22nd? That's the Sunday. If ye fancied coming over to Cardiff on that day I could probably put you up for a night or two.
I could get some of these other Welshies on the board to pop over to the local as well - Masan's Saddle works near my house and I think Gamet lives near here too...
RodeoRanch, on 18 October 2009 - 07:52 PM, said:
I land at London Gatwick at noon on November 18th. I'm then staying a little hotel in Croydon until Sunday November 21st. I'll be exploring London in that time.
Do you mean the 22nd? That's the Sunday. If ye fancied coming over to Cardiff on that day I could probably put you up for a night or two.
I could get some of these other Welshies on the board to pop over to the local as well - Masan's Saddle works near my house and I think Gamet lives near here too...
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 06:03 PM
Shinrei, on 21 October 2009 - 01:27 PM, said:
*and considering how young a lot of you are, I doubt I could have gone drinking with you anyways. I was there in 1999.
I was 11 then! You're ooooooold, Shin.
I look forward to introducing you to a wide range of ales, Ranchy.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 06:39 PM
Thelomen Toblerone, on 21 October 2009 - 06:03 PM, said:
I look forward to introducing you to a wide range of ales, Ranchy.
Black Sheep lad! It's grand.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 06:57 PM
I drank a horrendous amount of that the other week in a pub in the City. I shall take him there. You know when you're in a middle class pub when they crack out the camambert.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 07:00 PM
This smells ominous.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 07:05 PM
He needs to drink some Old Peculier too. It's not as good as it used to be, as Theakstons changed the recipe sometime in the 90s iirc (which I might not do, as the 90s went past in something of an alcoholic fog for me...), but it's still a damn fine pint of ale.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:29 PM
Aye that's true. I also found out that Newcastle Brown is moving to Yorkshire which means it will taste even better now. Even though it is still called Newcastle Brown Ale. 
@TT- surely everywhere down there is middle class? It's in the south after all...
@TT- surely everywhere down there is middle class? It's in the south after all...
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:42 PM
Don't be hating on our higher standard of living and more refined lifestyle, Simmy.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:53 PM
Ecky thump th'art a reet posh git lad...
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 09:00 AM
That must be the first time Toby has ever been called posh. It's a proud day for the Toblerone clan. Ever since they first started cutting purses, picking pockets and inspiring Charles Dickens they've dreamed of being refered to as posh:
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 06:03 PM
That is a spookily good typed likeness of my voice
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:02 PM
RodeoRanch, on 21 October 2009 - 07:00 PM, said:
This smells ominous.
Bring fresh snow, fresh snow smells great should balance out the whole humid wet sour alcohol thing.
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RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:40 PM
Goddammit. I bought a digital camera today. Got a great deal on it. Opened the box at home and the fucking bastard sold me a pink camera. Deep, shiny PINK camera.
Taking that back tomorrow. Maybe burning down the building.
Taking that back tomorrow. Maybe burning down the building.
