New Member Introduction Thread

#681 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 06:06 PM

Stradivarius, on Mar 1 2009, 07:38 PM, said:

hello i'm new!lol. just a quick question whats the deal with the groups? how do u change?

Welcome, dear Stradivarius! It is always such a thrilling experience when new and exciting individuals join our merry community. Just a quick word of advice: we don't do acronyms such as lol, brb, rofl, and such. Those that do will quickly be banned. Then raped.

Hope you enjoy yourself!

-Brynjar, trying a different tack.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#682 Bent

Keep Rolling...

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 06:16 PM

Brynjar, on Mar 2 2009, 01:06 PM, said:

Stradivarius, on Mar 1 2009, 07:38 PM, said:

hello i'm new!lol. just a quick question whats the deal with the groups? how do u change?

This is a lie, lol. Oh no, I have to go work for a second, brb.

~ROFL, as to the changing of groups, find one you want to be (High House Mafia encourages all new players to join), then pm an administrator(not sure the mods can add you) and ask them to let you join that group.

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#683 Stradivarius

Marine

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 07:01 PM

Brynjar, on Mar 2 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

Stradivarius, on Mar 1 2009, 07:38 PM, said:

hello i'm new!lol. just a quick question whats the deal with the groups? how do u change?

Hmmmm thats kinda kinky! And i like it!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#684 HoosierDaddy

Believer

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 07:05 PM

Me thinks you are showing signs pointing towards the Abyssmal Army, if kinkiness is your thing their cat fetish might be right up your alley!

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#685 Stradivarius

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 07:19 PM

hmmmm cats. not a huge fan of cats. 23 of the bloody things here at the moment and only two of them i like. much more of a dog person me!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#686 Captain Beardface

Mason of Serc

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 02:51 AM

Hello all, Read all of SE's books this past summer and after I finish a few books from the TBR stack I'll be jumping back into the Malazan Empire with ICE's additions.

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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#687 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 02:53 AM

Welcome! Feel free to ask questions in the Book Discussion forums or dive into the craziness of the Inn.

#688 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 12:15 PM

Bent, on Mar 2 2009, 07:16 PM, said:

Brynjar, on Mar 2 2009, 01:06 PM, said:

Stradivarius, on Mar 1 2009, 07:38 PM, said:

hello i'm new!lol. just a quick question whats the deal with the groups? how do u change?

MOD EDIT: Sorry Brynjar but could you at least wait until the new members have left the intro thread before offending them with images like this?

OWN EDIT: Awww... Where's the fun in that?

This post has been edited by Brynjar: 04 March 2009 - 10:37 AM

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#689 Stradivarius

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 12:43 PM

thats sick and wrong! but worryingly amusing!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#690 dktorode

Luck is my middle name, Mind you, my first name is Bad."

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 01:06 PM

Stradivarius, on Mar 3 2009, 02:43 PM, said:

thats sick and wrong! but worryingly amusing!

Get used to it

...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#691 Menandore

High Fist

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 04:23 PM

Stop derailing and stop posting offensive images.

#692 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 02:46 PM

MuttonChops, on Mar 3 2009, 02:51 AM, said:

Hello all, Read all of SE's books this past summer and after I finish a few books from the TBR stack I'll be jumping back into the Malazan Empire with ICE's additions.

With a name like mutton chops, you are most welcome.

*strokes his own mutton chops*

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#693 Eddie Dean

Sitting in a truckstop, with my cowboy boots and my guitar

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 05:44 PM

Hello everyone. First time here and just wanted to say how much I love the site. I'm a huge Malazan fan as well as other good fantasy. I like Mistborn, Dark Tower, and still think LOTR is the best fantsy book ever. Besides fantasy, I also like westerns (Lonesome Dove) and crime novels (Harry Bosch & Pendergast novels). I also love the St. Louis Cardinals and hope the Cubs never have another winning season.

Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit

#694 Obdigore

ThunderBear

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 05:51 PM

Welcome Dhoop.

Your views on american sports teams are half right, and I would suggest you read the 'Harry Dresden' novels if you like Pendergast

Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.

#695 Eddie Dean

Sitting in a truckstop, with my cowboy boots and my guitar

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Go Cards!

Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:03 PM

Humperdinck, on Mar 6 2009, 11:51 AM, said:

Welcome Dhoop.

Your views on american sports teams are half right, and I would suggest you read the 'Harry Dresden' novels if you like Pendergast

Which half? I'm actually trying the Dresden novels after I finish the Born Queen. Thanks.

Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit

#696 Obdigore

ThunderBear

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:05 PM

Why that the cubbies never have a winning season, of course

Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.

#697 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:10 PM

It's so odd when the new people bring up the malazan books in their introductions. As I spend all of my time on the general fora, I almost never reflect upon the true origin of these boards. Then the odd newbie comes along and reminds me that we're all just fantasy versions of trekkies. Then I weep a little.

Welcome all!

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