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#641 User is offline   Stalker 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 10:34 PM

I love metal, I hate anime.

All is right in the world. It helps to have access to the radio station with the largest music library in the state. Get me some good metal heh.
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#642 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 10:35 PM

What up, new fellows.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#643 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 10:36 PM

"Images or banners are not allowed in your signature." Is this rule still in effect?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#644 User is offline   Anomander 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 02:15 PM

Indeed that is still true. Sorry T'lan Coltaine, but the banner in your sig needs to go.
And so the First denied their Mother,
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.
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#645 User is offline   T'lan Coltaine 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 06:36 PM

=O why?? it aint harming no 1 is it?
i really like cookies. preferabbly double choc chip but still cookies own all they even own muffins so go buy a cookie and eat it cause cookies own so eat a cookie i like cookies cause they own do you like cookies to?? there so nice, cookies own all dont you think yeah cookies own...............
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#646 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 06:40 PM

It's a policy. Basically we dont want a forum where you can hardly read a thread for all the giant avatars and massive banners clogging up the posts. Used to be even gif avatars were forbidden because they were annoying.

True, a small banner doesn't harm anyone, but instead of having to take the discussion every time a new banner, etc. pops up, it's just been decided to not allow them.

Instead you can have a signature with something profoundly stupid instead :p
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#647 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 06:40 PM

<======= Captain Buzzkill.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#648 User is offline   T'lan Coltaine 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 09:33 PM

more like untalenteds get jelous of not having banners and skulk away hmphhh this is worse than my teacher telling me i cant have a fringe cause im a boy.
i really like cookies. preferabbly double choc chip but still cookies own all they even own muffins so go buy a cookie and eat it cause cookies own so eat a cookie i like cookies cause they own do you like cookies to?? there so nice, cookies own all dont you think yeah cookies own...............
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#649 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 09:38 PM

or...it takes up too much room and everybody is too lazy to press and hold scroll down :p

Howdy T'lan Coltain :p

Didn't realise the Imass had adopted our good friend coltain :p

Just out of interest you mind posting your sig...just so we can gets a look see, cheers fella

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 25 February 2009 - 09:38 PM

souls are for wimps
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#650 User is offline   T'lan Coltaine 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 09:43 PM

sure =] and im a rengade imass :snigger:

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i really like cookies. preferabbly double choc chip but still cookies own all they even own muffins so go buy a cookie and eat it cause cookies own so eat a cookie i like cookies cause they own do you like cookies to?? there so nice, cookies own all dont you think yeah cookies own...............
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#651 User is offline   waydoug 

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 11:12 AM

I'm a new member!! Thanks for not kicking me out yet.
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#652 User is offline   beru 

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 12:45 PM

we got a spam bot here that aint kikked out... we got people saying they can eat 100 of [insert random object or simmiar thing here] that are amongs the core of this forum... aslong you keep to the rules of content you are safe... (fom beeing kikked out that is, your mind aint that safe...
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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#653 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 06:50 PM

I could eat a hundred random objects or similar things!
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#654 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 06:15 PM

I bet I could eat 100 berus. But I won't.

Welcome nooblings, we needed new blood. Get to posting, serious stuff in the book and discussion forums, fun and silly stuff in the Inn. Make haste, entertain me.
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#655 User is offline   Avatar 

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 10:12 PM

I bet i could 100 running gags.
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#656 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 10:15 PM

I beg I could gag 100 running Avatar's.

Welcome. Entertain RLY or he will eat you.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#657 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 10:32 PM

 HoosierDaddy, on Feb 27 2009, 02:15 PM, said:

Entertain RLY or he will eat you.



Yes, RLY.
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#658 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 05:58 PM

This is meant to be a welcome thread.
Keep it civil.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#659 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 07:03 PM

I've deleted several posts in this thread. This is the new members introduction thread and should not be filled up with spam. Additionally, I would prefer if people listened to Grief (I can't believe I just wrote that) and remain civil.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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#660 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 09:55 PM

 Morgoth, on Feb 28 2009, 02:03 PM, said:

Additionally, I would prefer if people listened to Grief (I can't believe I just wrote that) and remain civil.


You seem to be agreeing with a lot of people you never used to agree with.

 Grief, on Feb 28 2009, 12:58 PM, said:

This is meant to be a welcome thread.
Keep it civil.


He's right, wait till they stumble into the Inn or the DB.

Welcome to all the new recruits!

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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A non-touching itself rock.
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