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I'm quitting smoking No, really. I'm serious.

#381 bubba

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 03:19 PM

Having firearms around may not be a wise thing........."Fucking TV!!!!.........BLAM!!!"

#382 Darkwatch

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 03:33 PM

Since we're talking about quitting anyone else think it's time for another....

*Drumroll*

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CONTEST.

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#383 Gothos

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 03:36 PM

I SO thought you were gonna say another cigarette

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#384 Jusentantaka

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 03:39 PM

Abyss, on 18 February 2010 - 03:19 PM, said:

Jusentantaka, on 18 February 2010 - 02:53 PM, said:

Ok. Its game day people. The clock is started, and I have a six pack of AA batteries, a couple rubber bands wrapped around each wrist, the first three Dresden books and a .308 that needs cleaning and to have the trigger lightened.

I give it five hours before I give up on all that and start clawing my eyes out.

While i heartily approve of the dresdendrack as a viable addictive alternative, maybeeeeeee working with firearms isn't the best choice activity just then...

You'd better approve, cause I basically bought them cause of how everyone says you were ~~whining~~ saying about how good they are and so they bought them :laughing:

And I'm a pretty crotchety bitch most of the time, and there are guns around, so I should manage. Besides, this one can't even be fired cause its in about 100 pieces and I'm too lazy to put it back together.

@Bubba: I throw my cane at the tv when it pisses me off. Shooting it is so Simpsons.

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#385 Darkwatch

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 03:39 PM

@Gothos
Well maybe at the end of the Contest.

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#386 Tapper

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 03:42 PM

Jusentantaka, on 18 February 2010 - 02:53 PM, said:

If you're swearing off the ciggies, why all that equipment?

And if you're swearing off the pornoes, what are you going to use the batteries for? And have you considered that a gun is definately fallic? :laughing:

Also, isn't your mantoy around to keep you distracted?

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#387 Jusentantaka

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 03:51 PM

Tapper, on 18 February 2010 - 03:42 PM, said:

Also, isn't your mantoy around to keep you distracted?

clock to keep track of how long its been, batteries for Alternative Timekeeping Method O.

Husbinis is at work until the end of the month. And I figured the gun is a lot less phallic than wrapping ribbons around my cane, like I did last time I tried to quit ciggies.

#388 Abyss

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 04:01 PM

Jusentantaka, on 18 February 2010 - 03:39 PM, said:

You'd better approve, cause I basically bought them cause of how everyone says you were ~~whining~~ saying about how good they are and so they bought them Posted Image

And they love me for it. And so will you.

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#389 Obdigore

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 04:04 PM

Jusentantaka, on 18 February 2010 - 03:51 PM, said:

Tapper, on 18 February 2010 - 03:42 PM, said:

Also, isn't your mantoy around to keep you distracted?

Read Dresden and go rent video game.

Did you enjoy your trip?

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#390 Jusentantaka

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 04:12 PM

Obdigore, on 18 February 2010 - 04:04 PM, said:

Read Dresden and go rent video game.

Did you enjoy your trip?

God yes I luuuved it. I'd show pictures, but, well, it was Rio.

What game? Actually doesn't matter cause husband defied me and took his car instead of mine, which I can't drive.

#391 Obdigore

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 04:22 PM

Jusentantaka, on 18 February 2010 - 04:12 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 18 February 2010 - 04:04 PM, said:

Read Dresden and go rent video game.

Did you enjoy your trip?

God yes I luuuved it. I'd show pictures, but, well, it was Rio.

What game? Actually doesn't matter cause husband defied me and took his car instead of mine, which I can't drive.

This confuses me more than I can express.

But Demons Soul. I think that was it.

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#392 Obdigore

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 04:31 PM

so you have a manual and the hubby has the auto, and he took the auto instead of the manual.

That is what I was confused about.

Also, send me 1 carnival picture, of only the most outrageous, biggest, most ridiculous costume you captured. That is all.

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#393 Jusentantaka

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 04:54 PM

Obdigore, on 18 February 2010 - 04:31 PM, said:

Also, send me 1 carnival picture, of only the most outrageous, biggest, most ridiculous costume you captured. That is all.

its really hard to chose. Between the woman on the giant AARDVARK FLOAT, to the woman with feathers enough that her wingspan rivaled a 747. Also, there were apparently skiing Batman-dressed guys, but I missed that somehow.

All fail next to this one my girl just showed me though:
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words cannot... ever.

#394 bubba

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 04:56 PM

Jusentantaka, on 18 February 2010 - 04:54 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 18 February 2010 - 04:31 PM, said:

Also, send me 1 carnival picture, of only the most outrageous, biggest, most ridiculous costume you captured. That is all.

words cannot... ever.

Hmmmmmm.....I thought the Grail would be more..... snazzy.

#395 Morgoth

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 05:24 PM

Jesus was a working man after all. They like their coffee, do carpenters

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#396 Jusentantaka

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 06:20 PM

3.5 hours. urrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. I go 3 or 4 hours without one pretty regularly since I only roll about 10 in 24 hours, but why is it so terrible this time?

#397 Obdigore

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 06:42 PM

Because this time you know you are quitting. Remember, shooting things does not allow you to smoke.

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#398 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 06:46 PM

Also, how is a gun ANY less phallic than a cane?

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#399 AlanH

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 06:59 PM

If you want to try to quit smoking I would say try some skruf - it's cheaper and more healthy. It still isn't particularly healthy, but no lung cancer, that must be a bonus!... And cane, 4 foot phallus shaped object.

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#400 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 08:48 PM

Remember, no cheating. The worst thing you can do to yourself is smoke like one or two a day when you try to quit. It does nothing for the cravings and just keeps enough nicotine in your body to keep you addicted. All or nothing, do or do not there is no try.

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