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Steve Irwin to Fight the Japanese

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 08:14 AM

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'Spaceship' boosts anti-whaling force against Japan's might
Earthrace is joining the fight for the whales.

Earthrace is joining the fight for the whales.
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JAPAN has asked Australia to prevent the Sea Shepherd ship Steve Irwin leaving port to harass its whalers in the Antarctic next summer, but the plea may have little effect.

The anti-whaling activists plan to upgrade their fleet from an ageing, former North Atlantic fisheries patrol boat to include another ship - something out of the future. The global speedboat Earthrace would head south under Sea Shepherd colours next summer, the group's leader Paul Watson said.

"It looks like a spaceship. It can do 40 knots and dive under waves completely. We'll be using it to intercept and block harpoons."

In 61 days last year Earthrace circled the globe fuelled by biodiesel. The New Zealand owner/skipper, Pete Bethune, said he decided to become involved because "this is happening in my backyard and it really pisses me off. I'm going to make a stand."

He said he was adding half a tonne of Kevlar to the vessel to toughen it against the ice. It had the endurance to go half way round the world on a tank of fuel.

"They won't get away from me," he said.

Earthrace's role was unveiled as the International Whaling Commission heard that Sea Shepherd's protests endangered the lives of whalers in the Southern Ocean last summer when the Steve Irwin was involved in two collisions.

"These are highly dangerous, and it can only be described as a miracle that there has been no death or large-scale accident to date," said a Japanese delegation member, Jun Yamashita.

"We cannot tolerate such audacity," Mr Yamashita told the commission. "We ask for

all appropriate measures, including a ban on the ship from leaving port, so that we can prevent these acts from being repeated."

Mr Watson, who is not permitted inside the meeting, said the Steve Irwin was soon to leave Brisbane for Hobart after a $500,000 refit. Its buckled hull plates had been repaired, and it was fitted with a powerful water cannon on the bow to match the whalers'.

He dubbed next summer's campaign Operation Waltzing Matilda and has adopted a symbol with a kangaroo wearing a pirate's eye patch.

An official from the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade, David Dutton, told the 71-nation meeting in Madeira that the Rudd Government was deeply concerned about clashes in the Southern Ocean.

Australian Federal Police were conducting an official investigation, so no further comment could be made because it was possible the case would come before a court, he said.

Mr Watson said the federal police had returned videotapes taken from the ship in a raid in Hobart in February but still held the ship's log book. He said he had not been contacted recently by the federal police or Dutch authorities, under whose flag Steve Irwin sails.

The Dutch Government said it had warned the group about being involved in dangerous activities.

"The Government of the Netherlands is now preparing measures that will be announced in the short term," said Dutch IWC commissioner, Marie-Josee Jenniskens.

New Zealand's commissioner, Sir Geoffrey Palmer, told the meeting: "I think it needs to be said that whaling in the Antarctic will continue to be a magnet for protest that will not go away."



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Posted 26 June 2009 - 12:53 PM

Now that...is badass. Does it have its own theme music?
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 01:24 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

I am intrigued by this "dives under waves" bit, and also: water cannon = more sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 01:39 PM

I actually watched one episode of "Whale Wars." While their cause is a noble one, my time at sea in the Navy has brought me to two conclusions about the show and the people on it.
1: These people causing mid atlantic collisions between two fairly good sized ships is going to lead to the death of someone or all of them either on that ship or whatever they collide into.
2: Their kind of thinking that one saved whale at the cost of their lives is not INHERANTLY FLAWED and that this idealism is apparently spreading, since it's now a show on a widely watched network, is dangerous games.
That being said, that's a cool boat and I want to ride on it.
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 01:52 PM

I want that ship.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 03:20 PM

Arthur would it not be legal to sink the protest ship if it 'attacks' you in international waters? Im thinking they are in for a wake up call if they continue and god forbid fire a water cannon on the crew of a whaler vessel
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:17 PM

i watched that wale saving show too... noble cause but i have another name for it... Eco Terrorism...

like the planeteers only worse, instead of CPT Planet they freaking through ACID on the ships... how can that be safe
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:43 PM

I would pay good money to watch an episode where one of the green peace idiots got nailed with a harpoon.
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:54 PM

that would be funny,

or see how they react to machine gun fire...
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:57 PM

What acid could they possibly be throwing on a steel hull ship in the ocean that would do any damage. That is to the ship and not the enviroment
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 05:01 PM

View PostAptorian, on Jun 26 2009, 04:43 PM, said:

I would pay good money to watch an episode where one of the green peace idiots got nailed with a harpoon.


me too.

doesn't it also say they intercept harpoons? that cant be very safe either.
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 08:37 PM

Whatever.

Whalers get away with it because it is international waters. So the anti-whalers should be able to get away with anything they want, because it is international waters.
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 08:44 PM

I ate whale once. It was damn tasty.... bite me.
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 08:48 PM

Just because you are in international waters doesn't mean you can do what you like and get away with it. If for instance the Whalers (not Bob Marley) decided to board and murder a load of activists on a British registered ship the British government would be clamouring for them to be extradited and in special cases might even send a load of marines and a Frigate to get them, although unlikely I'll admit.
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 08:53 PM

View PostCougar, on Jun 26 2009, 03:48 PM, said:

Just because you are in international waters doesn't mean you can do what you like and get away with it. If for instance the Whalers (not Bob Marley) decided to board and murder a load of activists on a British registered ship the British government would be clamouring for them to be extradited and in special cases might even send a load of marines and a Frigate to get them, although unlikely I'll admit.


Indeed. But of course if the whalers decided to open fire with automatic weapons upon a boat with no weapons on it, it seems they would get in trouble as well.

If one of them gets killed with a harpoon, what do you think is going to happen?

Zanth, do you have any proof or link to them throwing acid on ships?

Why is hunting species to extinction ok, but someone doing non-violent interference not?
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 09:06 PM

Do you think getting killed by a harpoon whilst intecepting it in that boat would qualify you for a darwin award?
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 09:09 PM

Nope, it would be an Irwin award.

What, too soon?
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 09:12 PM

Blimey! Look at the size o' that whaling ship! I'm gonna try and get closer to get a better look!

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 09:26 PM

Did you know the whaling harpoons are packed with explosive charges?

it would be:

*Thump*
'Oh god that hurts!!!!'
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 10:54 PM

View PostCaptain Oblivious, on Jun 26 2009, 10:26 PM, said:

Did you know the whaling harpoons are packed with explosive charges?

it would be:

*Thump*
'Oh god that hurts!!!!'
*BOOM*


doesn't that blow up like half the whale?
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