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#141 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:05 PM

View PostTerez, on Jun 30 2009, 03:03 PM, said:

I just had mental images of Tairy getting raped by space aliens.


There is an Anime I would approve of. As long as I didn't have to watch.

I believe even DW would approve of this anime's existance.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:07 PM

Terez, sweet justice indeed, but Captain Ob sir, what if one of those books escaped? Eh? The world would be laid waste and it would all be YOUR fault. Even evil genius has it's limitations you know.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:08 PM

View Postbwgan, on Jun 30 2009, 03:07 PM, said:

Terez, sweet justice indeed, but Captain Ob sir, what if one of those books escaped? Eh? The world would be laid waste and it would all be YOUR fault. Even evil genius has it's limitations you know.


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Except evil tomfoolery. That is excellent.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:18 PM

View PostCaptain Oblivious, on Jun 30 2009, 03:05 PM, said:

View PostTerez, on Jun 30 2009, 03:03 PM, said:

I just had mental images of Tairy getting raped by space aliens.


There is an Anime I would approve of. As long as I didn't have to watch.

Indeed. There is also a great deal of poetic justice in Vegeta being Goku's bitch, which is a great huge percentage of why I find the idea entertaining. But it is also hot. Nothing involving Tairy could be hot, even if the space-aliens were Saiyans...

Oh wait! I just had a brilliant idea!

Now having mental images of Tairy being raped by Nappa. It's still not hot, because nothing involving Nappa can be hot either....but it is funny...

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There it is.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:20 PM

View PostTerez, on Jun 30 2009, 03:18 PM, said:

View PostCaptain Oblivious, on Jun 30 2009, 03:05 PM, said:

View PostTerez, on Jun 30 2009, 03:03 PM, said:

I just had mental images of Tairy getting raped by space aliens.


There is an Anime I would approve of. As long as I didn't have to watch.

Indeed. There is also a great deal of poetic justice in Vegeta being Goku's bitch, which is a great huge percentage of why I find the idea entertaining. But it is also hot. Nothing involving Tairy could be hot, even if the space-aliens were Saiyans...

Oh wait! I just had a brilliant idea!

Now having mental images of Tairy being raped by Nappa. It's still not hot, because nothing involving Nappa can be hot either....but it is funny...


His power level is around 8. But his rape level is about to be... OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:21 PM

View PostCaptain Oblivious, on Jun 30 2009, 09:20 PM, said:

View PostTerez, on Jun 30 2009, 03:18 PM, said:

View PostCaptain Oblivious, on Jun 30 2009, 03:05 PM, said:

View PostTerez, on Jun 30 2009, 03:03 PM, said:

I just had mental images of Tairy getting raped by space aliens.


There is an Anime I would approve of. As long as I didn't have to watch.

Indeed. There is also a great deal of poetic justice in Vegeta being Goku's bitch, which is a great huge percentage of why I find the idea entertaining. But it is also hot. Nothing involving Tairy could be hot, even if the space-aliens were Saiyans...

Oh wait! I just had a brilliant idea!

Now having mental images of Tairy being raped by Nappa. It's still not hot, because nothing involving Nappa can be hot either....but it is funny...


His power level is around 8. But his rape level is about to be... OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

Wow it's like I'm really on /b/!
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:22 PM

What is /b/?

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:23 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Jun 30 2009, 03:21 PM, said:

View PostCaptain Oblivious, on Jun 30 2009, 09:20 PM, said:

View PostTerez, on Jun 30 2009, 03:18 PM, said:

View PostCaptain Oblivious, on Jun 30 2009, 03:05 PM, said:

View PostTerez, on Jun 30 2009, 03:03 PM, said:

I just had mental images of Tairy getting raped by space aliens.


There is an Anime I would approve of. As long as I didn't have to watch.

Indeed. There is also a great deal of poetic justice in Vegeta being Goku's bitch, which is a great huge percentage of why I find the idea entertaining. But it is also hot. Nothing involving Tairy could be hot, even if the space-aliens were Saiyans...

Oh wait! I just had a brilliant idea!

Now having mental images of Tairy being raped by Nappa. It's still not hot, because nothing involving Nappa can be hot either....but it is funny...


His power level is around 8. But his rape level is about to be... OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

Wow it's like I'm really on /b/!


I knew you would like it Illy, just trying to make you feel at home, your homo-robotic-space-chicken-king.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:25 PM

What's any of it? You are all trying to make me feel ancient and out of it...and I was having such a warm feeling being able to be part of the Tairy bashing... :Oops:
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:27 PM

The over 9000!!! thing was from DBZ, Illy.

/b/ is the "random" image board of 4chan. The only rule is no Child Porn.

I do not suggest anyone go there, as it is rather disgusting.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:33 PM

Obdigore. I know where it's from. While I'm not exactly finding the conversation appalling, I had a brief surge of conscience and felt I had to remind you kids that this isn't the Inn and the thread has at least some pretence towards a serious discussion.

OK, now that's over with I'm going to wash out my mind with beer.

Oh, and Terez? If you go against the warnings about /b/, from me as well, it is a complete shithole, then you might try /y/ (unless I recommended that to you before) as it's quite suited to your tastes. Anyone else? You wouldn't like it.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:34 PM

i was going to chime in with 'Topic' but the whole 'Tairy and the Space Aliens' thing seems about right so carry on....

- Abyss, never knew nappa lettuce could be used that way... :Oops:
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:36 PM

Obdi said:

/b/ is the "random" image board of 4chan.

Ah, okay. Makes sense now. :Oops:

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:51 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Jun 30 2009, 03:33 PM, said:

Oh, and Terez? If you go against the warnings about /b/, from me as well, it is a complete shithole, then you might try /y/ (unless I recommended that to you before) as it's quite suited to your tastes. Anyone else? You wouldn't like it.

I am pretty sure I have seen it before, but it involved lots of really horrible art so I was never tempted to go back. Once you taught me the right words, I found everything I was looking for, trawled through it, realized that 90% of it was awful very quickly, though I still trawl through tons of it (the fics anyway, on the outset that I'd find a gem or two, and I have - the art I don't really care much about as the awful stuff is not skimmable...the awfulness of it is imprinted on your brain forever)...anyway, I pretty much got bored with it and started writing my own. :Oops:

I have never written fiction before, and I wanted to try, and like BS recently said, the first thing you write will probably be shit (though he used different words, that's pretty much what he said). So I figure it might as well be fanfic....also, I get to practice writing in a world that someone else already made (complete with plot holes, which I get to try to fix by elaborating on subtext). And the content makes it imperative that I not take it too seriously....

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:02 PM

This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read on this forum.

Nuff said,
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:37 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on Jun 25 2009, 04:34 PM, said:

View PostCaptain Oblivious, on Jun 25 2009, 05:11 PM, said:

View PostTerez, on Jun 25 2009, 10:53 AM, said:

Okay, how's this?

article said:

The Rape of Rapes - Terry Badkind. Putnam, $27.95 (512p) ISBN 978-0-399-15604-5
Worstseller Badkind (Nutty Professor) ventures into rape territory with results sure to sexually assault fans of his rape fiction. In the opening pages, Alex Rape, the book's raping hero, saves the beautiful Neverraped from being raped by anyone else on the street in Unwillingsexualassaultden, Nebrapeska, by a raping truck flying a FREE RAPE flag. Neverraped, who turns out to be from an alternate reality where evildoers are attempting to deobjectivism her civilization, has traveled to Nebrapeska to seek Alex's help in saving her from COMMUNISTS. In Neverraped's world, sex-magic takes the place of technology, but on earth she's stripped of her Rand books and ALMOST forced to HAVE SEX WITH MANY MEN. The author takes his time setting all this up, but once the story gets rolling, it's a GRIPPING RIDE OF RAPE as the bad guys almost whoosh in between her legs. Rapist and Mentally Handicapped readers alike will find themselves swept along to the final confrontation and looking forward to the next RAPE. (Rapetember)



Fixed.

Double fixed. Also, Apt happens to have got there first.


This thread is pure gold!
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:18 AM

Badkind bashing has entered a whole new level I notice

First it was the question how bad he was...

Now its the question who (or what) should rape the man
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:40 AM

My vote is still on Nappa.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 04:53 AM

View PostPilgrim, on Jul 9 2009, 11:02 PM, said:

This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read on this forum.

Nuff said,
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You should have read the old one who died in the forum move.

There was a lot of anger in that one.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:32 AM

Which one? I think there were a couple of active ones before the move weren't there?

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