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Badkind's New Series SoT by any other name...

#101 Guest_Rahl_*

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 04:48 PM

There is no one who dislikes the series. Merely people who do not yet enough understand it.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 04:51 PM

there are no peole that are dumb ether only misunderstood...
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 04:54 PM

The Wizard's First Rule, among other things, states "People are stupid." I am not one to disagree with Mister Goodkind.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 04:59 PM

I thought I should mention that I posted Illy's version of the promo summary on Theoryland, and I got rep for it from two people, one of whom is my mortal enemy on the forum, the last person I ever thought I'd get rep from.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:04 PM

I can't believe I just read through all this dude's posts. In truth, Rahl, you're giving me a headache. *Yawn*

I guess I'll just go back to reading my new Shield of Lies book. :D
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:05 PM

Indeed? Then, I congratulate you heartily. Although, I must press that there is no rape in Mister Goodkind's books, merely non-consensual sex in the search for Truth.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:06 PM

I don't like trolls. You're outta here.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:07 PM

Awwhh. He will be missed.

In death, Trolls and Spambots have a name.

His name was Rahl.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:09 PM

He was a good little troll while he lasted. More entertaining to read than the average poster, that's for sure.

Peace out, Rahl.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:28 PM

Ahh Rahl. Have fun at boot camp.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:46 PM

View PostRahl, on Jun 27 2009, 06:54 PM, said:

The Wizard's First Rule, among other things, states "People are stupid." I am not one to disagree with Mister Goodkind.


8th rule of magic, Talga Vassternich, deserve victory. You are just nagging, which makes you very unworthy, given the fact that your arrogant enough to say you know the one truth and it is not your own, but someone who's favorite pasttimes are telling others how they should behave and talking about RAPE

No hard feelings though....

This post has been edited by Imperial High Mage Tayschrenn: 27 June 2009 - 05:46 PM

...Every tale is a gift,
And the scars bourne by us both,
are easily missed,
In the distance between us.

-Fisher-


Don't be blind,
Mind,
To be kind,
For you will find,

Kindness has its own rewards,
and each must find his way to heaven

-T.D. Mengerink-
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:56 PM

He wasn't being serious, you know.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:58 PM

Adieu Rahl.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 06:08 PM

View PostImperial High Mage Tayschrenn, on Jun 27 2009, 07:46 PM, said:

View PostRahl, on Jun 27 2009, 06:54 PM, said:

The Wizard's First Rule, among other things, states "People are stupid." I am not one to disagree with Mister Goodkind.


8th rule of magic, Talga Vassternich, deserve victory. You are just nagging, which makes you very unworthy, given the fact that your arrogant enough to say you know the one truth and it is not your own, but someone who's favorite pasttimes are telling others how they should behave and talking about RAPE

No hard feelings though....


There's always one...

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 08:59 PM

View PostTerez, on Jun 27 2009, 07:56 PM, said:

He wasn't being serious, you know.

Neither was I, I liked the series, up to the point of the moral ranting :D
...Every tale is a gift,
And the scars bourne by us both,
are easily missed,
In the distance between us.

-Fisher-


Don't be blind,
Mind,
To be kind,
For you will find,

Kindness has its own rewards,
and each must find his way to heaven

-T.D. Mengerink-
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 09:12 PM

I can't believe people were actually falling for Rahl's schtick.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 09:18 PM

View PostRahl, on Jun 27 2009, 01:05 PM, said:

Indeed? Then, I congratulate you heartily. Although, I must press that there is no rape in Mister Goodkind's books, merely non-consensual sex in the search for Truth.


This makes me laugh every time I read it. I think it was Assail. Why else post in only the Trickster and then the two Badkind threads.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 03:01 PM

I am utterly amazed that no one has commented on what makes this up there with the evil chicken :
"saves the beautiful Jax from being run down on the street in Orden, Neb., by a plumbing truck flying a pirate flag."

Not only is it a plumbing truck, it's flying a pirate flag. That way you know they mean business of the the plundering variety. And also, saving someone from getting run over from the plumbing truck is one step up from hauling them out of a septic tank - they might be grateful at the time, but they're always going to remember you in association with that time they were covered in feces.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 03:08 PM

It's a typo, he ment to write "rape truck".
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:19 PM

View PostAptorian, on Jun 28 2009, 10:08 AM, said:

It's a typo, he ment to write "rape truck".

Sadly, that would make far more sense than the actual plot. Goodkind is unique in that he is impossible to satirize - any attempt to do so merely winds up restating the actual plots of his books, as little is more absurd.
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