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#2741 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 25 October 2019 - 04:00 AM

Guy must have poured a shit ton of gas in that ant hole. Well, out of chaos and destruction comes opportunity - his wife can ask for that koi pond she's been wanting to be installed now.

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Posted 25 November 2019 - 04:55 PM

Will Ferrell hosted SNL again. When he hosts, the show fires on all cylinders and is funny through and through.

Here's one of the standouts, among many.. . . wait for it.


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#2743 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 07 December 2019 - 04:44 AM

Ryan Reynolds Aviation Gin ads ... :rofl:

https://www.news.com...a93e6ce812155e3
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Posted 23 December 2019 - 04:44 PM

If you examine it like this and break it down, The 12 Days of Christmas would be burdensome af.


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Posted 25 December 2019 - 06:47 PM

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.



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Posted 26 January 2020 - 08:59 PM

My mood every late January, when the forms for the prior year land in my mailbox. Posted ImagePosted Image

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Posted 04 February 2020 - 01:17 PM

Posted this to the NFL thread, but I thought you non american football fans would enjoy this as well. This is the winning coach of the Super Bowl when he was 13.


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Posted 01 March 2020 - 08:45 PM


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Posted 03 April 2020 - 08:33 AM

Ok, I'll admit I laughed. :lol:


"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 07 April 2020 - 07:15 PM

I lost it at Jeff Goldblum Posted Image

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Posted 02 May 2020 - 12:18 PM

Since I get the feeling nobody actually reads the Fitness thread but me and Kazooie, I'll post this here.

In 3 hours time The Mountain Hafthor Bjornsson is going to attempt to set a new Deadlift world record by lifting over half a ton:

You can watch the live stream here:

https://youtu.be/8mng5v3OEzA

Shits exciting!
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Posted 03 May 2020 - 04:01 PM

esspin ran it a few times yesterday and I caught one of the late night airings. Quite a process to get up to the attempt, shit was cray-cray. I'm going to go out on a limb and say inflammation is a familiar friend in his life.

Also, was he being serious when he called out that Eddie guy for a fight in the ring? Or was he taking the piss after having almost dropping his asshole on the floor lifting half a ton? That'd be an epically bad idea and horrible to watch... it would be boring af.

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Posted 03 May 2020 - 05:23 PM

The call out for a fight caused quite a stir in the community I think. Not because it's exciting but because it implies that all this shit talking Hall (Previous record holder) and Thor have been doing the past month has just been promoting the fight. Supposedly they were in negotiations a while ago. They're basically just drumming up fake heat for a celebrity boxing match, which will be a terrible thing to watch. Two 170-200 kg meat heads with no fighting experience fighting like girls for Money.

It cheapens Thor's 501 kg lift, it cheapens the sport and it'll mean, instead of Thor using his momentum to win titles and set new records he's going to waste time and energy on preparing for fight.


I don't blame him for doing the fight, he's got to think about his pension, but don't do that shit on a day of celebration for the sport.
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Posted 03 May 2020 - 05:34 PM

"The Mountain & Eddie" sounds like a 1980s era buddy sit-com. Get on that Hollywood creatives, make it happen.
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Posted 03 May 2020 - 06:54 PM

The Beast and the Mountain.
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Posted 04 May 2020 - 06:48 AM

View PostMalankazooie, on 03 May 2020 - 05:34 PM, said:

"The Mountain & Eddie" sounds like a 1980s era buddy sit-com. Get on that Hollywood creatives, make it happen.


View PostAptorian, on 03 May 2020 - 06:54 PM, said:

The Beast and the Mountain.


Ugh, they sound like the next Disney animated musical. :p

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 04 May 2020 - 06:49 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 09 May 2020 - 05:18 AM

http://youtu.be/wbBaM0Fl0Vs
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Posted 18 May 2020 - 09:07 AM

So apparently this is a video of Hafthor Hergendergenboortboortboort cheating in the 2017 strongman comp?

https://www.news.com...59a63422d2b9d44

The biggest questions being:
Does Apt Aptersson care? And,
What is he going to do about it, huh?
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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