[Tsundoku]

ASMR for white liberals.

https://twitter.com/...947319938248704

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 30 March 2019 - 11:46 AM

[Malankazooie]

So, these ax throwing bars / ax throwing recreational clubs are popping up all over the place for some reason. One has opened in my area. I guess people want to feel like they are baddasses or something? dunno really. Anyway, it's only a matter of time before the trend loses its buzz and the trend fades. It'll take just one solid 'thunk' into human flesh, and on to the next silly idea.

[Aptorian]

This is the funniest video I've ever seen come out of College Humor. I laughed so hard I peed a little.

https://youtu.be/s4pxtiLR928

[Malankazooie]

Straight up Matrix 'bullet time'. Go to 1:13 mark for best look.



Quote: if his tongue was out, he would have a blister on it.

[Malankazooie]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen. Yet also one of the saddest. I about lost it at the attempts to use a can opener to get the job done - a fucking can opener!

I think I learned to open a can of paint around age 12. Have these people never participated in a home improvement project that included applying a fresh coat of paint on a fence or walls? I bet they could show you how to reduce the number of steps to apply a sepia color scheme to your Instagram photos though. Seems like common sense that is applicable in many facets of life has gone the way of the dinosaur. I weep for the future. Maybe destruction in 50 years by climate change will actually be a good thing.

[Malankazooie]

This has been getting a lot of buzz. Damn, what ambition to do Alien as a high school play. I think my high school did one of the old reliable stand -byes like Romeo & Juliet. Kudos to these kids.

[Malankazooie]

Challenge: try not to get a little choked up after watching this.

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[Malankazooie]

Wow, the Hogwarts Alchemy class really takes it to the next level during the second semester.

Yumtilicious Candycontonmanafestis!

[Malankazooie]

American baseball was played in London over the weekend. As part of the festivities there was a mascot race with some familiar faces that you tea sippers should recognize. Can you name them all?


This tradition (mascot race) during the 7th inning stretch is popular with a few teams. I believe the Milwaukee Brewers started the tradition with mascots that are various types of sausages. The team in D.C. has mascots representing early presidents doing the race. Anyway, it's a fun (and often more popular then the game) respite from long games for childen and those adults who are just big kids at heart.

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[Tsundoku]

China Airlines ... has a sense of humour.

[Malankazooie]

Trump's staff should spring this video on him while he is having lunch. Watching him shoot Diet Coke out his nose and choke on his Big Mac would be priceless comedy.

[Malankazooie]

You know, it's been awhile since I hit you guys with a "have fun and smile" in one of my posts. Primary because you guys just don't (or refuse to) get it and seem to find comfort in being miserable. But please watch this. This guy gets it. No matter what circumstances you find yourself in, if you have a positive attitude (i.e. have fun and smile), life can be whimsical and serendipity can be your road map to joy.

[Malankazooie]

Got a dog problem? This guy can solve it. Just know that he needs an actual sandbox to bury his turds in.

[Malankazooie]

I want whatever 'happy drugs' Jeff Goldblum is taking.

I was excited about Marvel's What If...?, but now knowing Jeff Goldblum will be appearing as Grandmaster on the show makes me even more excited. I'm guessing he will serve as kind of a Rod Serling type role and introduce each new episode, a la Twilight Zone? Not sure though.

[Aptorian]

Over time, Goldblume has gone from funny weird to creepy weird. There's something unsettling about him. Also I hated the Grandmaster character in Thor: Ragnarok.

The idea that Loke would be afraid of him or some paltry implant could immobilize Thor, bah!

[Malankazooie]

Now here is something I can masturbate to. You can keep your crusty, smoker's voice, sounds like lungs full of wet brillo pads- Linda Hamilton. Instead, I'll stroke it to this every day of the week (and twice on Sundays).

[Aptorian]

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