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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 07:49 AM
Mine was the best, of course.....
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 08:59 PM
Aww, sure, if it makes you happy 
I'm not sure who you sell your soul to when you decide to like Twilight, but I don't think Satan wants to have anything to do with said soul. Satan, as I've understood it, is a fairly reasonable fellow. Also, shouldn't vampires be something in his area of expertise? I doubt he's all that thrilled they've turned from harcore killing machines á la Dracula, Blade and Angel into sparkly things with way too much white makeup.
Darkwatch, on Aug 12 2009, 04:31 AM, said:
"Favours" from such people would be very dangerous since they're crazy.
And they have no souls to wager having sold them to Satan when they decided to like Twilight.
And they have no souls to wager having sold them to Satan when they decided to like Twilight.
I'm not sure who you sell your soul to when you decide to like Twilight, but I don't think Satan wants to have anything to do with said soul. Satan, as I've understood it, is a fairly reasonable fellow. Also, shouldn't vampires be something in his area of expertise? I doubt he's all that thrilled they've turned from harcore killing machines á la Dracula, Blade and Angel into sparkly things with way too much white makeup.
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Twilight is the latest thing out of Pandora's Box.
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 11:42 PM
Exactly. Satan wouldn't waste his time with something as sordid as Twilight. I mean, everyone has his limits...
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 04:17 PM
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:37 AM
huh.
i did not know about this particular series - engineering student don't exactly go near books as a whole.
it's that bad huh? the way everyone rants about it kinda makes me want to read it, just to see how bad it is.
isn't curiosity a wonderful thing?
i did not know about this particular series - engineering student don't exactly go near books as a whole.
it's that bad huh? the way everyone rants about it kinda makes me want to read it, just to see how bad it is.
isn't curiosity a wonderful thing?
Question:
Does being the only sane person in the world make you insane?
If a tree falls in the woods and a deaf person saw it, does it make a sound?
Does being the only sane person in the world make you insane?
If a tree falls in the woods and a deaf person saw it, does it make a sound?
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:44 AM
No, curiosity has killed more people than the Bible, stupidity and cats combined. Do not even entertain the thought of reading this series. It was literally destroy your soul.
On another note, a list of the worst fantasy books of all-time listed Stephenie Meyer's back catalogue from 1 to 6.
On another note, a list of the worst fantasy books of all-time listed Stephenie Meyer's back catalogue from 1 to 6.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 08:57 AM
Darkwatch, on Aug 18 2009, 02:17 AM, said:
Sweet!
I'll give you fair warning councilor-if you value your life/health/self-esteem/cookies, don't read Twilight. Or you'll end up like this.
Suck it Errant!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:49 AM
i have just pent copious amounts of time reading up on twilight and reading through this thread, properly. the premise of the book is a little..........i can't think of the right word. and also: sparkly vampires?
ugh. maybe i won't read this. my idea of vampires has always been cold, powerful, sophisticated evil. sparkly might ruin it for me.
ugh. maybe i won't read this. my idea of vampires has always been cold, powerful, sophisticated evil. sparkly might ruin it for me.
Question:
Does being the only sane person in the world make you insane?
If a tree falls in the woods and a deaf person saw it, does it make a sound?
Does being the only sane person in the world make you insane?
If a tree falls in the woods and a deaf person saw it, does it make a sound?
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 10:26 AM
dont feel bad councilor.......I hadn't heard of Twighight either I thought this thread was just a wind-up when it started
Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:
I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 12:32 PM
Lucy Tepes, on May 19 2009, 08:34 PM, said:
As a Twilighter I believe it is my duty 2 stand up for it. It is a brilliant piece of literature, tonnes of people agree my being one of them i am annoyed of ppl being horrible bout it. The male lead Edward Cullen especially adds to the book. wat im basically saying is its a brilliant book, my friend is in a mood with me cause i introduced it 2 her and she cant put it down, i am basically ready to fight in its defence :sabre:
All Hail Twilight hehe
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:sabre: All Hail Twilight hehe
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my gods. this feels like goodkind all over again. ie - the majority who thinks he's a hack and those who thinks he's a genius, making up in fervour what they lack in number
Question:
Does being the only sane person in the world make you insane?
If a tree falls in the woods and a deaf person saw it, does it make a sound?
Does being the only sane person in the world make you insane?
If a tree falls in the woods and a deaf person saw it, does it make a sound?
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 12:37 PM
This must be troll... the person who wrote the post in red, can't even write whole words so why would you be taking this seriously?
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 12:39 PM
That's bwgan's fault daughter, incidentally.
This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 18 August 2009 - 12:40 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 12:40 PM
It was bwgan's daughter...haha.
EDIT: crosspost. My post looks silly.
EDIT: crosspost. My post looks silly.
This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 18 August 2009 - 12:41 PM
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 12:43 PM
councilor, on Aug 18 2009, 02:32 PM, said:
Lucy Tepes, on May 19 2009, 08:34 PM, said:
As a Twilighter I believe it is my duty 2 stand up for it. It is a brilliant piece of literature, tonnes of people agree my being one of them i am annoyed of ppl being horrible bout it. The male lead Edward Cullen especially adds to the book. wat im basically saying is its a brilliant book, my friend is in a mood with me cause i introduced it 2 her and she cant put it down, i am basically ready to fight in its defence 
:sabre:
All Hail Twilight hehe
LT
:sabre: All Hail Twilight hehe
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my gods. this feels like goodkind all over again. ie - the majority who thinks he's a hack and those who thinks he's a genius, making up in fervour what they lack in number
This is probably how it all went down...
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Number of downloads: 9
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 01:46 PM
Darkwatch, on Aug 17 2009, 06:17 PM, said:
Erm, what does it mean that I assumed she meant anal too, until I read the last piece?!
LOL.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 03:58 PM
Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 15 2009, 06:03 AM, said:
No, I've tried. "Fantasy is boring, it's just all elves and dwarves and gay little hobbits!" Even after explanation that it's not LotR - at all - and that SE is so amazing he has someone take on 5 dragons and WIN, she still wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. More's the pity.
You know, when I was an adolescent idiot, Mercedes Lackey is what got me into fantasy. I think the Heralds and Companions (oooh, sparkley white horses that TALK!) are right up the alley of adolescent girls who want to imagine they're special.
<--angry purple ball of yarn wielding crochet hooks. How does that fail to designate my sex?
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:21 PM
Illuyankas, on Aug 18 2009, 01:39 PM, said:
That's bwgan's fault daughter, incidentally.
... and that makes a difference?
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:22 PM
In that bwgan banned her from the forum before anyone else had to, yeah.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
