[MTS]

1. If she does, I still win, as repeatedly she has denied such "spurious accusations", and I can claim victory as she has stated she "doesn't need to".

2. If this happens, I don't care whether it backfired or not, as roommate is hawt Setting up the hidden camera now...

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 24 May 2009 - 07:55 AM

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 Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 24 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

This child has no hope. Lost cause, AIJ, give up.

I tell him that every day. As well as the fact all people are godless bastards with a bastard coating and a bastard filling. Tee hee.

Sounds like a win-win scenario mappo... does your ball and chain (girlfriend ) know about your ploy? Not to mention the camera...

[MTS]

+rep for the Scrubs reference.

I hope she doesn't...but I can imagine her becoming wise to her roommate's ploy...she's a tricksy lass, she is. You need not worry about the camera though - I have l33t ninja skillz.

[HoosierDaddy]

Be sure to position it correctly, please.

Also, she might not do it often Mappo, but she HAS. Get her to admit that first, and move on from there. Women's sexual liberation is.... heavenly for men.

[MTS]

 HoosierDaddy, on May 24 2009, 06:04 PM, said:

Be sure to position it correctly, please.

Also, she might not do it often Mappo, but she HAS. Get her to admit that first, and move on from there. Women's sexual liberation is.... heavenly for men.

Wait a minute...who knows which bedroom they'll use? It might even happen in the lounge room, or the kitchen! Looks like I'll have to wire the whole house...

Oh, I know she has. Menandore also tells me any girl who doesn't is lying. I'm working on it, however. Any form of sexual liberation would be beyond awesome, but right now I'm happy taking what she gives me (or will soon anyway).

[Assail]

Mappo, if by some chance this does occur, promise us that you will PM us the video hosted on rapidshare. Do what a brother would do!

[HoosierDaddy]

Yes, well most ladies will admit to it after a certain age. The key is to get them to admit to doing it once, and proceed form there onwards.

Odds are, for the ladies, it'll be happy bedroom time. New experience = normal setting.

Lol. Like I know what I am talking about! That's a negative, it skimmed the surface.

Edit: I hope I'm not getting into Terez territory here. I'm not saying anything specific or whatnot.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 24 May 2009 - 08:16 AM

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 Fluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 24 2009, 06:15 PM, said:

Mappo, if by some chance this does occur, promise us that you will PM us the video hosted on rapidshare. Do what a brother would do!

Hmmm...no.

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[HoosierDaddy]

Random photo says, "Hey! Guess what?" "What?" "Fuck you." Explanation?

[MTS]

Aww crap. I meant the writing to be under the picture. It was supposed to be me thinking and then saying no lol

[Assail]

 Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 24 2009, 01:18 AM, said:

 Fluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 24 2009, 06:15 PM, said:

Mappo, if by some chance this does occur, promise us that you will PM us the video hosted on rapidshare. Do what a brother would do!

Hmmm...no.

Now... my next answer depends on who the 'hot' room mate and girlfriend are. Because if they're who I think they are, I don't want to see the video.


OHHHHH that's what you get for turning a brotha down, Mappo Hahaha

[MTS]

None of those girls are my gf or her roommate haha and that's not me.


INSULT FAIL!

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 24 May 2009 - 08:29 AM

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 Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 24 2009, 01:29 AM, said:

None of those girls are my gf or her roommate haha and that's not me.


INSULT FAIL!

FUCK. I demand pictures of you with them. RIGHT MEOW!

[MTS]

Alas, I have no pictures of milady and her roommate on this computer. I'm not sure I want you slobbering over my girlfriend either...wouldn't want you to lose the Contest

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 24 May 2009 - 08:40 AM

[Assail]

 Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 24 2009, 01:39 AM, said:

Alas, I have no pictures of milady and her roommate on this computer. I'm not sure I want you slobbering over my girlfriend either...wouldn't want you to lose the Contest

You're making the assumption she's fine as hell. Come on Mappo, you regularly visit a Malazan Book forum, she can't be THAT God damn sexy hahaha. 


Just playin  

[HoosierDaddy]

I've had my share of smoking hot women. Fantasy-nerditude does not equal bad-looking Awkward McAwkwardton.

Sigh. Miss smoking hot ladies... so much.

[Assail]

 HoosierDaddy, on May 24 2009, 01:48 AM, said:

I've had my share of smoking hot women. Fantasy-nerditude does not equal bad-looking Awkward McAwkwardton.

Sigh. Miss smoking hot ladies... so much.

Oh dude I'm well aware, but I'm trying to poke fun at Mappo, stop fucking it up for me lol

[MTS]

 HoosierDaddy, on May 24 2009, 06:48 PM, said:

I've had my share of smoking hot women. Fantasy-nerditude does not equal bad-looking Awkward McAwkwardton.

Sigh. Miss smoking hot ladies... so much.

Hoosier has it correct. She happens to be a hot nerd anyway lol. You get them at uni a fair bit...

[Assail]

 Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 24 2009, 01:51 AM, said:

 HoosierDaddy, on May 24 2009, 06:48 PM, said:

I've had my share of smoking hot women. Fantasy-nerditude does not equal bad-looking Awkward McAwkwardton.

Sigh. Miss smoking hot ladies... so much.

Hoosier has it correct. She happens to be a hot nerd anyway lol. You get them at uni a fair bit...

I'd buy it from Hoosier, but for you Mappo, being an AFL fan and all, I just don't see you with a fine girl. 


You understand, right?

[MTS]

No, I really don't. AFL is amazing, and there are many hot fans. More so than Rugby anyway, who just like to gang rape.


Wait a minute, Rugby scandals, Goodkind, Fluffy a Rugby fan...IT ALL MAKES SENSE!