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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#201 User is offline   Lucy Tepes 

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 07:23 PM

Sorry about using 'Wat' and '2' it's just that with most of the other forums i visit allow me to use those shortcuts. Also msn gets into the brain. :D

I accept Twilight isn't great literature, but the story engages me on an emotional level. Any book that can do that and fire your imagination will inspire affection and even love. Sorry if my first post came over a bit child like, it was written in a hurry and I really don't expect to convert anyone on this forum but if fluffy the... I mean that guy who likes Goodkind can survive here I'm sure I'll manage. :D

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 07:25 PM

you mean Fluffy Little Pony? :D yeah great example there :)
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 07:45 PM

View PostLucy Tepes, on May 19 2009, 08:23 PM, said:

Sorry about using 'Wat' and '2' it's just that with most of the other forums i visit allow me to use those shortcuts. Also msn gets into the brain. :D

I accept Twilight isn't great literature, but the story engages me on an emotional level. Any book that can do that and fire your imagination will inspire affection and even love. Sorry if my first post came over a bit child like, it was written in a hurry and I really don't expect to convert anyone on this forum but if fluffy the... I mean that guy who likes Goodkind can survive here I'm sure I'll manage. :D

:)

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 07:56 PM

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 07:58 PM

View PostLucy Tepes, on May 19 2009, 08:23 PM, said:

Sorry about using 'Wat' and '2' it's just that with most of the other forums i visit allow me to use those shortcuts. Also msn gets into the brain. :)


Hey I use Wat? too, but for very different reasons heehee.

And yes Fluffy...I'm guessing he only pretends to 'like' Terry Goodkind so people will poke him with sharp sticks, he loves the attention even if its neg.

And what on earth is twilight? I'm guessing its all bad, but 11 pages of hate? wow, we are almost into Goodkind levels of depravity here huh?
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:01 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on May 19 2009, 03:58 PM, said:

And what on earth is twilight? I'm guessing its all bad, but 11 pages of hate? wow, we are almost into Goodkind levels of depravity here huh?


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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:09 PM

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:19 PM

View PostLucy Tepes, on May 19 2009, 08:23 PM, said:

I accept Twilight isn't great literature, but the story engages me on an emotional level. Any book that can do that and fire your imagination will inspire affection and even love. Sorry if my first post came over a bit child like, it was written in a hurry and I really don't expect to convert anyone on this forum but if fluffy the... I mean that guy who likes Goodkind can survive here I'm sure I'll manage. :D

:)


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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:30 PM

View PostLucy Tepes, on May 19 2009, 12:23 PM, said:

Sorry about using 'Wat' and '2' it's just that with most of the other forums i visit allow me to use those shortcuts. Also msn gets into the brain. :D

I accept Twilight isn't great literature, but the story engages me on an emotional level. Any book that can do that and fire your imagination will inspire affection and even love. Sorry if my first post came over a bit child like, it was written in a hurry and I really don't expect to convert anyone on this forum but if fluffy the... I mean that guy who likes Goodkind can survive here I'm sure I'll manage. :D

:)


Oh please. I'll knife anyone who wants to imply Goodkind and Twilight are on the same level. Jesus, Twilight is the worst of the worse. And Goodkind is good, so there is no comparison.

Please, I'm the major badass of all badasses, thus allowing me to survive here while also liking Goodkind. Do YOU have what it takes?!

Edit: And no Frook, I actually like Goodkind. Most of the things I do aren't for attention, believe it or not lol.

This post has been edited by Fluffy the Littlest Pony: 19 May 2009 - 08:32 PM

I still heart Goodkind.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:32 PM

You have a bad ass? I suggest immodium, it'll work like a cork mate, give it a go :)
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:34 PM

View PostFluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 19 2009, 03:30 PM, said:

View PostLucy Tepes, on May 19 2009, 12:23 PM, said:

Sorry about using 'Wat' and '2' it's just that with most of the other forums i visit allow me to use those shortcuts. Also msn gets into the brain. :D

I accept Twilight isn't great literature, but the story engages me on an emotional level. Any book that can do that and fire your imagination will inspire affection and even love. Sorry if my first post came over a bit child like, it was written in a hurry and I really don't expect to convert anyone on this forum but if fluffy the... I mean that guy who likes Goodkind can survive here I'm sure I'll manage. :D

:)


Oh please. I'll knife anyone who wants to imply Goodkind and Twilight are on the same level. Jesus, Twilight is the worst of the worse. And Goodkind is good, so there is no comparison.

Please, I'm the major badass of all badasses, thus allowing me to survive here while also liking Goodkind. Do YOU have what it takes?!

Edit: And no Frook, I actually like Goodkind. Most of the things I do aren't for attention, believe it or not lol.


Both are Trash.
Both have rape.
Both have idiotic love stories.

I'm not sure I see the difference.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:37 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on May 19 2009, 01:32 PM, said:

You have a bad ass? I suggest immodium, it'll work like a cork mate, give it a go :)


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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:37 PM

View PostObdigore, on May 19 2009, 01:34 PM, said:

View PostFluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 19 2009, 03:30 PM, said:

View PostLucy Tepes, on May 19 2009, 12:23 PM, said:

Sorry about using 'Wat' and '2' it's just that with most of the other forums i visit allow me to use those shortcuts. Also msn gets into the brain. :D

I accept Twilight isn't great literature, but the story engages me on an emotional level. Any book that can do that and fire your imagination will inspire affection and even love. Sorry if my first post came over a bit child like, it was written in a hurry and I really don't expect to convert anyone on this forum but if fluffy the... I mean that guy who likes Goodkind can survive here I'm sure I'll manage. :D

:)


Oh please. I'll knife anyone who wants to imply Goodkind and Twilight are on the same level. Jesus, Twilight is the worst of the worse. And Goodkind is good, so there is no comparison.

Please, I'm the major badass of all badasses, thus allowing me to survive here while also liking Goodkind. Do YOU have what it takes?!

Edit: And no Frook, I actually like Goodkind. Most of the things I do aren't for attention, believe it or not lol.


Both are Trash.
Both have rape.
Both have idiotic love stories.

I'm not sure I see the difference.



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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:41 PM

Do you really like, Goodkind? I mean really, really like Goodkind? Come on, seriously? I have to admit it took me a while to come to truly despise the man, I think it was book 5 or something when something inside me jut snapped and I threw the book away in disgust, when some witch casta spell upon his missus so he cant do nothing to her or his missus gets it...I should really have given up after reading about the chimes, but I must have been delerious with some horrible disease or something....I digress...So do you really like Goodkind? Wat?
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:42 PM

View PostLucy Tepes, on May 19 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

As a Twilighter I believe it is my duty 2 stand up for it. It is a brilliant piece of literature, tonnes of people agree my being one of them i am annoyed of ppl being horrible bout it. The male lead Edward Cullen especially adds to the book. wat im basically saying is its a brilliant book, my friend is in a mood with me cause i introduced it 2 her and she cant put it down, i am basically ready to fight in its defence :) :sabre:
All Hail Twilight hehe :D
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:44 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on May 19 2009, 01:41 PM, said:

Do you really like, Goodkind? I mean really, really like Goodkind? Come on, seriously? I have to admit it took me a while to come to truly despise the man, I think it was book 5 or something when something inside me jut snapped and I threw the book away in disgust, when some witch casta spell upon his missus so he cant do nothing to her or his missus gets it...I should really have given up after reading about the chimes, but I must have been delerious with some horrible disease or something....I digress...So do you really like Goodkind? Wat?


Lol that was in Faith of the Fallen I believe. Nikki bound Kahlan to herself so that Richard would be forced to obey and protect her. I thought it was a very interesting twist to the book myself. More effective than any other collar they could have put on Richard.

As a person, I don't know if I like him. Seems kind of weird. Love his books though.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:48 PM

Kevin J anderson...isnt he the one that did the prequel stuff with herberts son and the books were...skkktrttt...we interrupt this broadcast :)

Everyones different I suppose, but that part of me that liked you Fwuffy is now surrounded by a spear waving mob baying for blood. You have saddened me *cries*
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:49 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on May 19 2009, 01:48 PM, said:

Kevin J anderson...isnt he the one that did the prequel stuff with herberts son and the books were...skkktrttt...we interrupt this broadcast :)

Everyones different I suppose, but that part of me that liked you Fwuffy is now surrounded by a spear waving mob baying for blood. You have saddened me *cries*


Haha you love it though.

So... do I have permission to verbally rape Twilight? I mean.. it is the Goodkind way is it not?
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:51 PM

View PostAptorian, on May 19 2009, 09:42 PM, said:

View PostLucy Tepes, on May 19 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

As a Twilighter I believe it is my duty 2 stand up for it. It is a brilliant piece of literature, tonnes of people agree my being one of them i am annoyed of ppl being horrible bout it. The male lead Edward Cullen especially adds to the book. wat im basically saying is its a brilliant book, my friend is in a mood with me cause i introduced it 2 her and she cant put it down, i am basically ready to fight in its defence :) :sabre:
All Hail Twilight hehe :D
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While the later books went off the rails, the first two books of his Saga of the Seven Suns were moderately entertaining, IMO. *ducks*



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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:57 PM

You can do what you like to Twilight, Menandores gone now :)
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