[MTS]

Alas, we knew him well...

@ Coco, great stuff haha.

[Terez]

I downloaded the books from a file share place somewhere with the intent of reading them for the same reasons as RLY. I haven't gotten around to it yet.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Cocoreturns, on Jul 11 2009, 04:02 AM, said:

AHEM - with suitable apologies to wully shakespeare -


Alas, poor RLY! I knew him, Darkwatch:
a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy:
he hath borne me on his back a thousand times;
and now, how abhorred in my imagination he is!
my gorge rims at it.

Here hung those quips that I have lolled I know not how oft.
Where be your gibes now?
your gambols?
your songs?
your flashes of amusing pics,
that were wont to set the Phoenix Inn on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning?
read Twilight -fallen!

You always had a way with words Coco....

Now we have lost terez to this foul malice! We must cut the heart out of this vile menace!

Or we could drink beer.

The onus is on you, gentlemen.

[Coco with marshmallows]

here, in a (slightly)

related manner:

[Terez]

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 11 2009, 02:06 AM, said:

Now we have lost terez to this foul malice! We must cut the heart out of this vile menace!

Hey, I can read stuff like this objectively. It's much more fun to ridicule something when you've got quotes.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Terez, on Jul 11 2009, 08:19 PM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 11 2009, 02:06 AM, said:

Now we have lost terez to this foul malice! We must cut the heart out of this vile menace!

Hey, I can read stuff like this objectively. It's much more fun to ridicule something when you've got quotes.

QFT. However, if you feel the SLIGHTEST bit of interest, go see a shrink. And then go hire a hitman.

[Gothos]

waste of time and money. however, I at least have seen the film *shudder*

[Darkwatch]

So apparently some companies decided that YA was the way to go, specifically Twilight YA.
To the point where Harlequin has created a whole new imprint to publish bound pieces of paper (I refuse to call them books) like Twilight.
You can read the article of madness here and here.

So now Harlequin will flood the market not just with over the top cheesy heaving bosoms being liberated from corsets and fiery passionate modern affairs, but with Twilight clones.
So while these new books may not see the same media storm or rabid following, it will maintain the rabies already in place and keep an entire generation fueled with rampantly false views of reality.




















Though they balanced things out in a related article by bringing us a picture of Meyers that uses no photography tricks.

[Aptorian]

My god, her arms are like popeyes!

[Ain't_It_Just_]

But that woman's stomach has obviously never witnessed any spinach....

Unless it was sugar-coated.

Quick, someone get the "You're fat" demotivational poster!

This post has been edited by Ain't_It_Just_: 25 July 2009 - 03:05 AM

[Darkwatch]

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 24 2009, 11:05 PM, said:

But that woman's stomach has obviously never witnessed any spinach....

Unless it was sugar-coated.

Quick, someone get the "You're fat" demotivational poster!

It's been done already.
4chan, Cracked, everybody have taken the massive argument as their standard.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Darkwatch, on Jul 25 2009, 01:13 PM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 24 2009, 11:05 PM, said:

But that woman's stomach has obviously never witnessed any spinach....

Unless it was sugar-coated.

Quick, someone get the "You're fat" demotivational poster!

It's been done already.
4chan, Cracked, everybody have taken the massive argument as their standard.

I suppose we ought to be better than them then...

Or not.

[Aptorian]

You know, we can all point fingers at her and laugh... but the uncomfortable truth is that when they finish adapting all her books to film, she will be richer than god. And that is disheartening.

[Gothos]

she can always have an unfortunate accident... I'm counting on you yanks

[Grimjust Bearegular]

I just read that David Slade is going to direct the third Twilight movie, Eclipse...The man who directed Hard Candy and 30 Days of Night is going to direct a Twilight movie....WTF?!

[Shiara]

In case someone hasn't posted it yet... and even if they have

http://www.cracked.c...ny-36-twilight/

This post has been edited by Shiara: 30 July 2009 - 07:14 AM

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Aptorian, on Jul 25 2009, 06:40 PM, said:

You know, we can all point fingers at her and laugh... but the uncomfortable truth is that when they finish adapting all her books to film, she will be richer than god. And that is disheartening.

Oh God....

"goes to slit wrists"

I heard there is going to be Twilight manga...talk about a bastardised creation.

[Tremolo]

...slitting your wrists is so emo!

[Silencer]

For all your entertainment, if you haven't had it mentioned in here already:

The Twilight MMO

This...is disgusting. Failboat.

Oh, and some people over on ModCraft are considering making a guild to go and spam play the game.
>.>
With anti-Twilight hate, ofc. XD

[Darkwatch]

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 30 2009, 04:53 AM, said:

I heard there is going to be Twilight manga...talk about a bastardised creation.

Well that would be like two horrendous abominations having a child.
While it is a bastard creation, you know that both abominations are so similar that it was going to happen sooner or later.

I found a panel from the manga they're making. Luckily it has a blank speech bubble, so have fun and be creative:





Also I found this:

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This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 30 July 2009 - 03:39 PM