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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#681 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:35 PM

See, its funny because I don't think bwgan knows what a 'farmsite' is on the internet.

Yup, you just realized it bwgan. Now you feel disgusted and icky. I'm sorry, but thats what happens to people who don't vote for Dolorous Menhir!
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#682 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:37 PM

I still don't know what it means... :thumbsup: :p:
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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#683 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:40 PM

Good.

Lets keep it that way.
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#684 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:42 PM

View Postbwgan, on Jul 31 2009, 05:37 PM, said:

I still don't know what it means... :thumbsup: :p:


Don't google it. :p

(Is that what the kids are calling it these days?)
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#685 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:45 PM

I wasn't going to...I can guess it is something rude, and so beneath my attention. :thumbsup:
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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#686 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:47 PM

It rhymes with rude. :thumbsup:
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#687 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:55 PM

Prude? That doesn't make sense...but no more, you are only trying to make me curious and trick me into finding out...I will retain my innocence a while longer thank you.... :thumbsup:
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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#688 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:57 PM

No trick. It was lewd, by the way. Although, lewd might be a tad bit of an understatement.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 12:45 AM

Bgwan, where's your daughter, she hasn't been on to defend Edward in a long while.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 01:04 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on Jul 31 2009, 08:45 PM, said:

Bgwan, where's your daughter...


With such statements, Chris Hanson makes a livng. Lol.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 03:31 AM

SO I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BESTIALITY WEBSITES

HOW IS THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU


Incidetnally, Anne Rice needs an uppercut to the babymaker so hard.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 05:30 AM

Drunk Illy is good for quite a few lols.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:54 AM

yes but who wants to glitter forever?
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#694 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 08:18 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 1 2009, 01:31 PM, said:

SO I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BESTIALITY WEBSITES

HOW IS THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU


I intend to use this phrase in public asap.
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#695 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 12:15 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on Aug 1 2009, 01:45 AM, said:

Bgwan, where's your daughter, she hasn't been on to defend Edward in a long while.



Didn't you see where I banned her...I know, I know I'm no admin/mod type person, but I am a money weilding/allowance withholding type person. :Patch:

Like I told D'rek, or dkt, or Tapper or someone, this is my place...she can go and find her own internet nutters friends. :thumbsup:
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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#696 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 08:00 PM

Should have let her stay. At least here you could see what's going on when internet nerds are inappropriately chatting her up. Now she's out there roaming free with only Chris Hanson to protect her.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 08:35 PM

by the way RLY, how goes the readthrough?
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#698 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 08:53 PM

You assume I don't monitor all her internet conversations? :D ....And that I allow her out of the house? :rofl: .... ... ...I rule my domain with absolutedness :popo: ...maybe I'll let her go to the pictures for her 21st birthday... ... ...as long as she takes her brother... ... ...and her cousin... ... ...and I will sit three rows behind... ... ... :D


I am strict, but fair I think.
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 10:49 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on Aug 1 2009, 01:35 PM, said:

by the way RLY, how goes the readthrough?


The twitard hasn't given me the books yet. Just talked to her today about it actually, so should be soon.
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#700 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:38 AM

View Postbwgan, on Aug 2 2009, 06:53 AM, said:

You assume I don't monitor all her internet conversations? :D ....And that I allow her out of the house? :rofl: .... ... ...I rule my domain with absolutedness :popo: ...maybe I'll let her go to the pictures for her 21st birthday... ... ...as long as she takes her brother... ... ...and her cousin... ... ...and I will sit three rows behind... ... ... :D


I am strict, but fair I think.


Oh, indeed.
Suck it Errant!


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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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