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People should be reading The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, rather than Twilight. -cries-
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 06:37 AM
Soultaken Peach, on Jul 30 2009, 08:56 PM, said:
People should be reading The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, rather than Twilight. -cries-
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
Please, Lestat whines and bitches more than Edward does.
No, just read Dracula by Bram Stoker, or the 30 Days of Night comics and you'll get real, bloodthirsty vampires, not whiny little bitches.
Seriously, no one thinks it weird that David Slade is directing the third Twilight movie?
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:56 AM
Grimhilde, on Jul 31 2009, 04:37 PM, said:
Soultaken Peach, on Jul 30 2009, 08:56 PM, said:
People should be reading The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, rather than Twilight. -cries-
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
Please, Lestat whines and bitches more than Edward does.
No, just read Dracula by Bram Stoker, or the 30 Days of Night comics and you'll get real, bloodthirsty vampires, not whiny little bitches.
Seriously, no one thinks it weird that David Slade is directing the third Twilight movie?
Indeed. I read it like last week. Vampires are supposed to feed babies to their hungry vampire brides, not drown in angst like those in an Anne Rice novel. John Polidori and Bram Stoker knew what they were talking about.
As to Slade, dunno who he is. Don't care really, as I won't be seeing the movie. If he wants to make a shitload of money making a guaranteed box-office hit though, then more power to him.
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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 01:12 PM
Tremolo, on Jul 30 2009, 08:18 PM, said:
...slitting your wrists is so emo!
Alright then, I'll paint my face an unattractive shade of orange...
Darkwatch, on Jul 31 2009, 01:21 AM, said:
Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 30 2009, 04:53 AM, said:
I heard there is going to be Twilight manga...talk about a bastardised creation.
Well that would be like two horrendous abominations having a child.
While it is a bastard creation, you know that both abominations are so similar that it was going to happen sooner or later.
I found a panel from the manga they're making. Luckily it has a blank speech bubble, so have fun and be creative:
Also I found this:
Great find.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 01:42 PM
Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jul 31 2009, 08:56 AM, said:
Grimhilde, on Jul 31 2009, 04:37 PM, said:
Soultaken Peach, on Jul 30 2009, 08:56 PM, said:
People should be reading The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, rather than Twilight. -cries-
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
Please, Lestat whines and bitches more than Edward does.
No, just read Dracula by Bram Stoker, or the 30 Days of Night comics and you'll get real, bloodthirsty vampires, not whiny little bitches.
Seriously, no one thinks it weird that David Slade is directing the third Twilight movie?
Indeed. I read it like last week. Vampires are supposed to feed babies to their hungry vampire brides, not drown in angst like those in an Anne Rice novel. John Polidori and Bram Stoker knew what they were talking about.
As to Slade, dunno who he is. Don't care really, as I won't be seeing the movie. If he wants to make a shitload of money making a guaranteed box-office hit though, then more power to him.
Oh yeah!
Slade's directed Hard Candy and 30 Days of Night...
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 01:46 PM
Grimhilde, on Jul 31 2009, 02:37 AM, said:
Soultaken Peach, on Jul 30 2009, 08:56 PM, said:
People should be reading The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, rather than Twilight. -cries-
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
Please, Lestat whines and bitches more than Edward does.
No, just read Dracula by Bram Stoker, or the 30 Days of Night comics and you'll get real, bloodthirsty vampires, not whiny little bitches.
Seriously, no one thinks it weird that David Slade is directing the third Twilight movie?
I like the vampires in Lukyanenko's Night Watch series. They get permits to go out at night and hunt orphans, and one of them turns into a car-sized rabbit to chase a train, among plenty of other cool stuff.
worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:
I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 01:50 PM
D'rek, on Jul 31 2009, 01:46 PM, said:
Grimhilde, on Jul 31 2009, 02:37 AM, said:
Soultaken Peach, on Jul 30 2009, 08:56 PM, said:
People should be reading The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, rather than Twilight. -cries-
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
Please, Lestat whines and bitches more than Edward does.
No, just read Dracula by Bram Stoker, or the 30 Days of Night comics and you'll get real, bloodthirsty vampires, not whiny little bitches.
Seriously, no one thinks it weird that David Slade is directing the third Twilight movie?
I like the vampires in Lukyanenko's Night Watch series. They get permits to go out at night and hunt orphans, and one of them turns into a car-sized rabbit to chase a train, among plenty of other cool stuff.
yeah, Nightwatch was pretty good, but Daywatch was a mess...
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 07:14 PM
Grimhilde, on Jul 31 2009, 09:50 AM, said:
D'rek, on Jul 31 2009, 01:46 PM, said:
Grimhilde, on Jul 31 2009, 02:37 AM, said:
Soultaken Peach, on Jul 30 2009, 08:56 PM, said:
People should be reading The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, rather than Twilight. -cries-
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
At least there, the vampires are believable. '
A lot of fashion and glamor too, but they don't glow in the light. A lot of obsession with mortals, too, but not as far fetched and illogical.
Please, Lestat whines and bitches more than Edward does.
No, just read Dracula by Bram Stoker, or the 30 Days of Night comics and you'll get real, bloodthirsty vampires, not whiny little bitches.
Seriously, no one thinks it weird that David Slade is directing the third Twilight movie?
I like the vampires in Lukyanenko's Night Watch series. They get permits to go out at night and hunt orphans, and one of them turns into a car-sized rabbit to chase a train, among plenty of other cool stuff.
yeah, Nightwatch was pretty good, but Daywatch was a mess...
Anne Rice's vampires are arguably straight, sane, and logical. What do you expect?
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:29 PM
To show she has a sense of humour my daughter wanted me to post this...it's another hitler thingy, but quite amusing...sorry if it's been linked before.
After three attempts to link I am techno fail...just google youtube hitler breaking dawn...if you can be bothered...I probably couldn't tbh...
After three attempts to link I am techno fail...just google youtube hitler breaking dawn...if you can be bothered...I probably couldn't tbh...
This post has been edited by bwgan: 31 July 2009 - 08:34 PM
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:35 PM
Ahem...
Did anyone see the Underworld Lycans vs Vampires? Was it a good action flic with non-sparkly vampires?
Did anyone see the Underworld Lycans vs Vampires? Was it a good action flic with non-sparkly vampires?
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:35 PM
No, it was me...you know I am a technohope...
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:37 PM
What are you talking about? Nothing like that ever happened.
(COVER IT UP SO WE CAN LYNCH YOUR DAUGHTER).
(COVER IT UP SO WE CAN LYNCH YOUR DAUGHTER).
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:41 PM
Obdi... I love you even though you drive me insane and terrify me a bit
and terrify me a bit
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:54 PM
@ Bent - awww, thank you...my knight in shining armour...as ever. (<----nearest smiley to a knight.) I can't do technology...I can do chocolate...but not technology. :
(<----nearest smiley to a knight.) I can't do technology...I can do chocolate...but not technology. :
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:01 PM
Bwgan...for future referance....open the website you want (ie www.goatsandhos.com) find the link and click to view it...then in the box at the top (http//:blahblahblah/trtgoredteam.4353=whatever)...highlight the whole thing..right click copy...then paste it into the reply box...you can't rename it (like some people make it say linky of clicky or click here for animal pron...or whatever) but it links the site anyway...
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:05 PM
Yeah, it was the renaming I failed at...see should just stick to what I know and stop trying to be a clever clogs.
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:33 PM
Only goat ones...after all who could not love goats after reading about Betty, that most noblest creature...? ....Why do we not have a goat smiley....we should have a goat smiley....
....Why do we not have a goat smiley....we should have a goat smiley....
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:35 PM
The Mary Sue Amulet of FUCK YOU! Lol.
The Chicken Smiley would eat Betty smiley with no hesitation.
The Chicken Smiley would eat Betty smiley with no hesitation.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
