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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#601 Terez

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 02:54 PM

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:09 PM

admin Abyss?

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#603 Illuyankas

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:10 PM

I wouldn't have known the difference between Apt's original and the edited version if you hadn't pointed it out. It seems exactly like what he'd say.

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#604 Aptorian

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:11 PM

Get back in the pictures section, you!

Or have you run out of pictures already? :Oops:

#605 Apsalar

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 03:22 AM

I will start by confessing that I haven't read Twilight. I have no intention of it. I managed to avoid seeing the movie until last week. Then my boyfriend suggested we watch it. Because we are both fans of Rifftrax.

Wow. Bad movie. I will never get the time back but now I have the urge to deface boxes of Count Chocula with glitter glue.

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 05:52 AM

Stepped into my friendly neighbourhood Borders yesterday-and what was lining the counter with placards and posters?

Those damn dirty apes.

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 06:21 AM

Apsalar, on Jul 3 2009, 05:22 AM, said:

Rifttrax?

#608 Bhurnae

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 07:16 AM

We were discussing the fact we hadnt been to the cinema in a while...my wife says "you like things like vampires and stuff right?....the girls at work say there is this really cool film about va...."
I hit her with a spoon

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#609 Aptorian

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 07:38 AM

Bhurnae, on Jul 3 2009, 09:16 AM, said:

Wait... you're a guy? I always thought you were a girl. Or are you living in a lesbian relationship.

#610 Bhurnae

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 07:39 AM

I am a lesbian....I like girls

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#611 Illuyankas

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 08:34 AM

Aptorian, on Jul 3 2009, 07:21 AM, said:

Apsalar, on Jul 3 2009, 05:22 AM, said:

Rifttrax?

Go google Rifftrax. Essentially it's MST3k except on the internet.

#612 Aptorian

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 08:41 AM

Funny, I'd heard MST3K mentioned before but I never knew what it was.

Sounded like fun.

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 09:00 AM

MST3K is like Beavis and Butthead watching music videos. But funnier.

This post has been edited by Terez: 03 July 2009 - 09:00 AM

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Please proceed, Governor.

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There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

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#614 Aptorian

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:43 PM

NEW New Moon Trailer:

http://www.youtube.c...Zo&feature=fvhl

It took me a while to catch on, the acting is extraordinary, levels above the first film...

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 09 July 2009 - 09:43 PM

#615 Gem Windcaster

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:49 PM

Aptorian, on Jul 9 2009, 09:43 PM, said:

NEW New Moon Trailer:

http://www.youtube.c...Zo&feature=fvhl

It took me a while to catch on, the acting is extraordinary, levels above the first film...

Are you being sarcastic?

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:55 PM

Apsalar, on Jul 3 2009, 04:22 AM, said:

Holy crap, you're still alive!! Suddenly I feel very n00bish.

I found out yesterday that my housemate (a man, apparently not gay) has Twilight on his computer. When I poured contempt on him for this, his only answer was "What, it's a great movie!"

I think I may have to kill him...

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:56 PM

Maybe I am, Maybe I am not.

Maybe I like to fight drunk badgers in the nude, maybe I do not like to fight drunk badgers in the nude...

#618 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 01:47 AM

Aptorian, on Jul 10 2009, 07:56 AM, said:

Maybe I am, Maybe I am not.

Maybe I like to fight drunk badgers in the nude, maybe I do not like to fight drunk badgers in the nude...

Or maybe....it's so crazy it might just be true!

At any rate, Apt, if you confess a liking (or loving

) of Twilight I will toilet paper your house.

And call you a rude name.

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:30 AM

I was at the gym yesterday and I was stretching out when I heard one of the employees telling another "You become addicted really quickly..."
Now I had no idea what they were talking about, having hear nothing of the conversation except that. From that one phrase I knew it was about Twilight. (OK not just the phrase, it was two girls and the one talking had that tone of voice).
I almost jumped the wall down to the desk area to tell them to stop! But I don't think Twilight is worth bodily harm to my person. So I just told the girl who hadn't read it when she passed by not to read it by telling her it sucked and giving her a quick synopsis of the series (which had me ruin the ending, if you can ruin something so predictable).
I hope I saved a soul.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:41 AM

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