Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.
#581
Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:30 PM
And what is the fanfic about?
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#582
Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:35 PM
DBZ of course!
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There it is.
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#583
Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:40 PM
If you can work the line:
"Oh Bulma, you are powering up my cum-in-your-eye-ah! attack!"
I would be happy to read it.
"Oh Bulma, you are powering up my cum-in-your-eye-ah! attack!"
I would be happy to read it.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#584
Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:42 PM
But that doesn't make any sense!
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
#585
Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:47 PM
Ka-may-ah-may-ah... isn't that Goku's giant ball attack?
Get it... yes its a stretch but god damnit its fanfic!
Get it... yes its a stretch but god damnit its fanfic!

Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#586
Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:50 PM
Kamehameha
And who said Goku was going to be fucking Bulma?
I have considered writing that, but I don't think I will in my first story...

I have considered writing that, but I don't think I will in my first story...
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
#587
Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:53 PM
I dunno, you can change the name to Chun-Li (yes I know, streetfighter) or w/e goku's powerless wife's name is.
Yes I only saw DBZ, not dragonball, don't get technical about how the wife is strong too.
Ok, then have Goku do it to Piccolo, idc, I just think that line would be hilarious.
Yes I only saw DBZ, not dragonball, don't get technical about how the wife is strong too.
Ok, then have Goku do it to Piccolo, idc, I just think that line would be hilarious.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#588
Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:55 PM
I have read some Goku/Piccolo smut. It does nothing for me, but it can be hilarious.
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
#589
Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:34 PM
Topic!
TOPIC FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED IN THE WORLD AND ALSO because all this dragonball slashfic discussion is making me nauseous
TOPIC
- Abyss, bcs even twilite is preferable to dbz slashfic.
TOPIC FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED IN THE WORLD AND ALSO because all this dragonball slashfic discussion is making me nauseous
TOPIC
- Abyss, bcs even twilite is preferable to dbz slashfic.
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#590
Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:38 PM
hehehe....
On topic:
On topic:

The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
#592
Posted 27 June 2009 - 04:09 PM
Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs Edward the Vampire Weirdo.
http://mlmoutsidethebox.com/nickreitz/2009...dward-bites-it/
This really makes you realise how bad Twillight was.
http://mlmoutsidethebox.com/nickreitz/2009...dward-bites-it/
This really makes you realise how bad Twillight was.
#593
Posted 28 June 2009 - 03:19 AM
Excellent find there Apt, and it really does help emphasize the sheer creep factor to those who don't normally see it.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#594
Posted 28 June 2009 - 01:04 PM
His scream as he fell out the window was priceless. I will now tape it and use it as a conversation starter.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#595
Posted 30 June 2009 - 04:26 AM
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#596
Posted 30 June 2009 - 04:30 AM
I'm not looking through 15 pages of thread (at 40 posts per page) to see if these have been posted already:



The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
#597
Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:24 AM
Terez, on Jun 30 2009, 02:30 PM, said:
I'm not looking through 15 pages of thread (at 40 posts per page) to see if these have been posted already:




Welcome back. No, really.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#598
Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:56 AM
I've watched it.
As I was wiping the blood spurting from my eyeballs, I asked myself why I bothered to watch the whole movie after stopping on the scene where Eddie says something like "i haven't the strenght to stay away for you" or some such bullshit. I will regret those wasted 90 minutes of my life for a long time.
To be fair, I'll admit some scenes were entertaining... namely every one where vampires tried to look badass. The horrific outcome proves that the author has mental age of 12.
And Eddie crying out "This is the skin of a killer!", barely holding back tears while glittering like a can of spangles was the best laugh I had that day.
As I was wiping the blood spurting from my eyeballs, I asked myself why I bothered to watch the whole movie after stopping on the scene where Eddie says something like "i haven't the strenght to stay away for you" or some such bullshit. I will regret those wasted 90 minutes of my life for a long time.
To be fair, I'll admit some scenes were entertaining... namely every one where vampires tried to look badass. The horrific outcome proves that the author has mental age of 12.
And Eddie crying out "This is the skin of a killer!", barely holding back tears while glittering like a can of spangles was the best laugh I had that day.
Kif: Sir, remember your course correction?
Captain Zapp: No.
Kif: Well, it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
Captain Zapp: No.
Kif: Well, it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
#599
Posted 30 June 2009 - 12:53 PM
Abyss, on Jun 25 2009, 01:34 PM, said:
Topic!
TOPIC FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED IN THE WORLD AND ALSO because all this dragonball slashfic discussion is making me nauseous
TOPIC
- Abyss, bcs even twilite is preferable to dbz slashfic.
TOPIC FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED IN THE WORLD AND ALSO because all this dragonball slashfic discussion is making me nauseous
TOPIC
- Abyss, bcs even twilite is preferable to dbz slashfic.
I should show you the smutty bomberman fanfic. I do believe your face would implode.
#600
Posted 30 June 2009 - 01:00 PM
Bomberman fanfic... is this... like, with sex and bombs? Painfull ejaculations framed by massive explosions?
I need to read this!
While wearing my Edward Cullen costume! And body glitter! lots and lots of body glitter!!!
Abyssmally editted to reflect what we all know you meant.
I need to read this!
While wearing my Edward Cullen costume! And body glitter! lots and lots of body glitter!!!
Abyssmally editted to reflect what we all know you meant.