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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#581 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:30 PM

And what is the fanfic about?
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:35 PM

DBZ of course!

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There it is.

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And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:40 PM

If you can work the line:
"Oh Bulma, you are powering up my cum-in-your-eye-ah! attack!"

I would be happy to read it.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:42 PM

But that doesn't make any sense!

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:47 PM

Ka-may-ah-may-ah... isn't that Goku's giant ball attack?

Get it... yes its a stretch but god damnit its fanfic! :pirate:
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:50 PM

Kamehameha :pirate: And who said Goku was going to be fucking Bulma?

I have considered writing that, but I don't think I will in my first story...

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There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:53 PM

I dunno, you can change the name to Chun-Li (yes I know, streetfighter) or w/e goku's powerless wife's name is.

Yes I only saw DBZ, not dragonball, don't get technical about how the wife is strong too.

Ok, then have Goku do it to Piccolo, idc, I just think that line would be hilarious.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:55 PM

I have read some Goku/Piccolo smut. It does nothing for me, but it can be hilarious.

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There it is.

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And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:34 PM

Topic!
TOPIC FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED IN THE WORLD AND ALSO because all this dragonball slashfic discussion is making me nauseous
TOPIC


- Abyss, bcs even twilite is preferable to dbz slashfic.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:38 PM

hehehe....

On topic:

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:44 PM

Awesome.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 04:09 PM

Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs Edward the Vampire Weirdo.

http://mlmoutsidethebox.com/nickreitz/2009...dward-bites-it/

This really makes you realise how bad Twillight was.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 03:19 AM

Excellent find there Apt, and it really does help emphasize the sheer creep factor to those who don't normally see it.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 01:04 PM

His scream as he fell out the window was priceless. I will now tape it and use it as a conversation starter.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 04:26 AM

Hehehe:

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 04:30 AM

I'm not looking through 15 pages of thread (at 40 posts per page) to see if these have been posted already:

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The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:24 AM

View PostTerez, on Jun 30 2009, 02:30 PM, said:

I'm not looking through 15 pages of thread (at 40 posts per page) to see if these have been posted already:

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Welcome back. No, really.
Suck it Errant!


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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:56 AM

I've watched it.

As I was wiping the blood spurting from my eyeballs, I asked myself why I bothered to watch the whole movie after stopping on the scene where Eddie says something like "i haven't the strenght to stay away for you" or some such bullshit. I will regret those wasted 90 minutes of my life for a long time.
To be fair, I'll admit some scenes were entertaining... namely every one where vampires tried to look badass. The horrific outcome proves that the author has mental age of 12.
And Eddie crying out "This is the skin of a killer!", barely holding back tears while glittering like a can of spangles was the best laugh I had that day.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 12:53 PM

View PostAbyss, on Jun 25 2009, 01:34 PM, said:

Topic!
TOPIC FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED IN THE WORLD AND ALSO because all this dragonball slashfic discussion is making me nauseous
TOPIC


- Abyss, bcs even twilite is preferable to dbz slashfic.


I should show you the smutty bomberman fanfic. I do believe your face would implode.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 01:00 PM

Bomberman fanfic... is this... like, with sex and bombs? Painfull ejaculations framed by massive explosions?

I need to read this!

While wearing my Edward Cullen costume! And body glitter! lots and lots of body glitter!!!


Abyssmally editted to reflect what we all know you meant.
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