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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#461 Aptorian

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 04:11 AM

Mr.James, on Jun 1 2009, 09:03 PM, said:

look...even XKCD.com is sharing the hate...

Aptorian, on Jun 1 2009, 11:17 PM, said:

D'rek, on Jun 2 2009, 12:21 AM, said:

Ha, Apt got beaten to a pic-posting. Your Ascendant powers are clearly gone oh three-legged-one.

6a00d83451586c69e2010535bf2e2c970b_800wi.jpg (49.76K)
Number of downloads: 7

#462 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 07:10 AM

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#463 MTS

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 01:06 PM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 2 2009, 11:56 AM, said:

Hahaha....that's classic.

If it makes you feel better, Mappo, today wrote on the back cover EDWARD IS A DOUCHEBAG AND BELLA IS A WHORE. With a purple marker!

Well, at least that's something. Good work, AIJ.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#464 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:39 AM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jun 2 2009, 11:06 PM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 2 2009, 11:56 AM, said:

Hahaha....that's classic.

If it makes you feel better, Mappo, today wrote on the back cover EDWARD IS A DOUCHEBAG AND BELLA IS A WHORE. With a purple marker!

Well, at least that's something. Good work, AIJ.

I aim to please.

-AIJ, has his copy of BH crushing the copy of Twilight

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#465 beru

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:43 AM

take your brother to a talk aij and talk about that its okay to be aroused by pedofiles that are also necrofiles and ducebags with murderus fantasies and that drink animal blood...

he better open his eyes after that...

This post has been edited by beru: 03 June 2009 - 08:43 AM

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#466 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 09:08 AM

Reminds me of that movie, The 40-Year Old Virgin....

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#467 Darkwatch

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 03:54 PM

Here you go.

Not very big, but the person who made it never posted a bigger res of it. (and I was too lazy to try and fin another one)

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This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 03 June 2009 - 03:55 PM

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

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A non-touching itself rock.

#468 Sixty

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 11:34 PM

For posterity's sake.
Posted Image

This post has been edited by Sixty: 03 June 2009 - 11:36 PM

#469 Illuyankas

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 11:35 PM

Welcome to Hell. Population: People with taste.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#470 Sir Thursday

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 11:40 PM

Illuyankas, on Jun 4 2009, 12:35 AM, said:

Welcome to Hell. Population: People with taste.

Seriously? Are they chosen by a panel of 12 year olds or something?

Sir Thursday

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#471 Slow Ben

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 11:41 PM

It was terrible! I dvr'd it and just watched the parodies. The twitards made it unbearable.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#472 Darkwatch

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 11:44 PM

Thank you Sixty.

It's the MTV Movie awards, you were expecting better?

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#473 Slow Ben

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 11:50 PM

No. I just keep hoping they'll make them like they used to. But i'm afraid from now on its probably twitards as far as the eye can see.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#474 Illuyankas

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 11:56 PM

Darkwatch, on Jun 4 2009, 12:44 AM, said:

It's the MTV Movie awards, you were expecting better?

I tried to make today into 'Hope Not Hate'. I FAILED MISERABLY

#475 Darkwatch

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 12:08 AM

Illy, having you without hate would be like having bacon without awesome.
It would be wrong.

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#476 Illuyankas

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 12:13 AM

No wonder the Dalai Lama beat the crap out of me when I asked for enlightenment and help on the path to inner peace. Clearly he knew such a gross change towards disorder couldn't be tolerated. I just wish he could have done it in a much more subtle fashion. Bastard has a right hook like an anchor made from pain.

#477 Slow Ben

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 12:26 AM

...big hitter, the Lama...

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#478 dktorode

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 07:50 AM

I am sitting with a hard drive that has a copy off twilight on it....i must say i am tempted to see what all the fuss is about.

...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#479 MTS

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 08:07 AM

*shrugs* It's your literary funeral.

Today I saw a man - a grown man - at the bus stop avidly pouring through a copy of Twilight. Naturally, I was disgusted, and was under the impression the older generations have a better sense of taste? Apparently not.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#480 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 09:56 AM

Illuyankas, on Jun 4 2009, 09:35 AM, said:

Welcome to Hell. Population: People with taste.

Godless bastards!

On the home front-I think my brother's will is weakening. He has stopped reading Twilight ferociously.

"pours a drink and toasts himself"

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.