[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

I pray for the day that I get jumped by Twitards.

[Coco with marshmallows]

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on May 31 2009, 09:24 AM, said:

I pray for the day that I get jumped by Twitards.

if memory serves from a thread a long time ago, don't you have something like a 54 inch chest?
prompting the name Raymond Leviathan Yacht from Coug?

it'd have to be a bloody brave Twitard.

or, i suppose, a large group of them.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

RLY, why would you want to get jumped by Twitards? They owe you money or something?

[Illuyankas]

His fetish is group sex with irritating people.

[Bent]

Illuyankas, on May 31 2009, 08:18 AM, said:

His fetish is group sex with irritating people.

+1 Illy

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

I just think it would be interesting to see the results if a couple of pasty vamp-boys decided to attack me. I might be able to make them see sparkles.



Oh, and what Illy said.

[Darkwatch]

The problem with getting jumped by people you know you can just toss aside is that fact that the judicial system knows it as well. Now if it's a whole group you might be able to get away with it, if not well legitimate defense kind of goes out the window.


edit:
Found this: article with picture

The first picture there and the caption are great.

Quote

"A trampstamp about an abstinence parable… oh the delicious irony. Delicious, retarded irony."

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 31 May 2009 - 08:14 PM

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jun 1 2009, 04:05 AM, said:

I might be able to make them see sparkles.

Awesome catchphrase....you didn't copyright so I'm gonna use it now. Sucker.

I took a more liberal stand today against Twishit-I dropped my brother's copy, in full view of him. I said "Oops" as soon as i did, therefore creating the perfect crime.

"punches the air in triumph"

[beru]

dropped where? in a vulcano? mouth of a crocodile?the pouch of a kangeroo?



or in the mouth of a shark?

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Would that it had been all four.

I dropped it on my floor.

My hard jarrah floor.

My evil jarrah floor.

Oh yes.

[beru]

if you get it in our hands again do it the symbolic way... drop it in the toilet...

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Unfortunately I couldn't because freedom is the right of all bookish beings. But I did punch it a few times and rip the back page. Now Bella has a huge mark on her face! Hee hee.

[Grief]

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Probably a line taken from twilight...

[MTS]

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 1 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

Would that it had been all four.

I dropped it on my floor.

My hard jarrah floor.

My evil jarrah floor.

Oh yes.

You threw it on the ground? Real hard, AIJ. C'mon, we want stories of burning, of soiling, of ripping it to pieces!

@Grief: No, that sounds too sophisticated for Twilight.

[Mr.James]

look...even XKCD.com is sharing the hate...

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[Aptorian]

[D'rek]

Ha, Apt got beaten to a pic-posting. Your Ascendant powers are clearly gone oh three-legged-one.

[Illuyankas]

But... the penultimate panel IS what happens on 4chan. I don't think anyone would even notice any actual change regardless of genuinely meaning the posts or just trolling. Maybe I've been on the internet too long.

[Sir Thursday]

I hear they changed the title page of the /b/ site from 'Random' to 'Twilight Appreciation Station' in response. Nice work .


Sir Thursday

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Mr.James, on Jun 2 2009, 05:03 AM, said:

look...even XKCD.com is sharing the hate...

Hahaha....that's classic.

If it makes you feel better, Mappo, today wrote on the back cover EDWARD IS A DOUCHEBAG AND BELLA IS A WHORE. With a purple marker!