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#3461 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 09:28 PM

The hangover
Great show, I'm putting it firmly beside Old school int he rankings
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 01:30 AM

View PostMacros, on Jun 18 2009, 02:28 PM, said:

The hangover
Great show, I'm putting it firmly beside Old school int he rankings


I liked it a lot, but in terms of overall laughs and rewatchability, I have to put it slightly below Old School.
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 02:08 AM

I watched Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li - it was an epic cinematic masterpiece... :p
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 02:22 AM

FREAKIN' A JUST GOT BACK FROM A MIDNIGHT SHOWING OF TRANSFORMERS 2 IT FREAKING ROCKED IT WAS SO COOL I LOVED IT AND AM TAKING THE GIRLFRIEND TO SEE IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW AMAZING IT IS BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE METHINKS!!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!one!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleventyone!!!!
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 09:47 PM

Two free films in two days!

1. Doghouse. This is, to be quite frank, hilariously bad. But in a good way. Man-hating zombie women ruin divorce-celebration weekend. Danny Dyer is just funny, though Terry Stone steals the show as a cross-dressing psycopathic marine. But it's still awful...... -ly good.


2. Hangover. Pretty funny. Still wanna go to Vegas sometime... kinda dissapointing ending to be honest, but Heather Graham as a stripper has to be in most guys' dreams...
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 09:53 PM

Tiste, you know full well you're not allowed to take corpses into the cinema.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 09:48 PM

what's worse than zombies?


that's right:

NAZI ZOMBIES:

Dead Snow

personally, i think this looks GREAT.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 10:53 PM

I saw Red Cliff this afternoon. Long and dull! The martial arts were quite good and it had some hammy martial arts movie camera angles, battle scenes were pretty cool but some were overly drawn out and the CGI was a bit shit. I would only recommend watching it if you really have nothing better to do. It is basically John Woo saying 'You know all that cool tactical shit the Roman army used to do? Well the Chinese did it first'.
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 10:45 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on Jun 20 2009, 10:48 PM, said:

what's worse than zombies?


that's right:

NAZI ZOMBIES:

Dead Snow

personally, i think this looks GREAT.



Fair play Coco, this looks ace !

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 01:19 PM

Nazi Zombies? Yes. :p
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 01:50 PM

Saw "The Bank Job" the other night.

DREADFUL. I know they're amateurs, but
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 05:51 PM

Watched "Knowing" with Nick Cage - it started out seeming like it wouldn't totally suck...but in the end, it was a Nick Cage movie. The ending was somewhat unexpected, I guess. I thought for sure they'd end on a happier note. Though the final scene is pure sci-fi cheese. It wasn't horrible, I guess, but I wouldn't go racing to see it.

Angels and Demons - I actually liked this better than DaVinci Code. Probably because I've never read and didn't know what was coming. And it was much faster-paced, which made it not a much of a bore to sit through the overly-long running time of 130 minutes. I spotted the main villain from his first scene, though some of his actions made me doubt if I was right or not... Not bad, not great. Could have used some Vittoria T&A, in my opinion. :p

I see a screener of Watchmen leaked this morning, so I'll probably give that a look next...
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 10:45 PM

Just saw "The Baader-Meinhof Complex" flipping heavy film, but very good. It's about the terrorist political activists in Germany in the 1970's. It's quite depressing but extremely engrossing.
Also, the first scene is set on a nudist beach. :p
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Posted 23 June 2009 - 09:59 PM

animal house
classic


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Posted 24 June 2009 - 09:41 PM

yea Animal house is great.

Watched "Year One" over the weekend. It had a couple funny parts, but definantally a 'meh' rating overall.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 02:57 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on Jun 23 2009, 12:45 AM, said:

Just saw "The Baader-Meinhof Complex" flipping heavy film, but very good. It's about the terrorist political activists in Germany in the 1970's. It's quite depressing but extremely engrossing.
Also, the first scene is set on a nudist beach. :pirate:


I saw this yesterday and quite liked it, too. Although 'like' is maybe the wrong expression: intrigued and shocked would be more appropriate. I just could not get my head around the fact that the RAF (not the airforce) consisted of people who were utterly ruthless on the one hand and completely naive on the other. Did you see it in english or german with subtitles?

And yeah, it featured quite a lot of exposed breasts. :p
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 04:59 PM

View PostObdigore, on Jun 24 2009, 10:41 PM, said:

Watched "Year One" over the weekend. It had a couple funny parts, but definantally a 'meh' rating overall.

I'm looking forward to this. Shame to hear that :pirate:
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#3478 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 08:32 PM

View PostGanymed, on Jun 25 2009, 03:57 PM, said:

I saw this yesterday and quite liked it, too. Although 'like' is maybe the wrong expression: intrigued and shocked would be more appropriate. I just could not get my head around the fact that the RAF (not the airforce) consisted of people who were utterly ruthless on the one hand and completely naive on the other. Did you see it in english or german with subtitles?

And yeah, it featured quite a lot of exposed breasts. :p

It was in German, with subtitles. I speak vague bits of German and was able to pick up certain bits that weren't subtitled. It is a shocking thing to think that it all happened for real and it wasn't that far away. Also, I had the song "RAF _ Rote Armee Fracktion" by WIZO in my head the whole way through it. :pirate:
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 08:42 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on Jun 25 2009, 10:32 PM, said:

Also, I had the song "RAF _ Rote Armee Fracktion" by WIZO in my head the whole way through it. :p


That must have been ... weird! :pirate:

Concerning 'not so far away': A couple of these kills and/or kidnappings happened in towns only a dozen or so kilometers away from where I grew up. That really made me think.

So, if you don't mind watching German movies with subtitles, you surely have seen 'Der Untergang'!?
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 06:26 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on Jun 25 2009, 01:59 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Jun 24 2009, 10:41 PM, said:

Watched "Year One" over the weekend. It had a couple funny parts, but definantally a 'meh' rating overall.

I'm looking forward to this. Shame to hear that :D


My roommate went and saw it last weekend. She said all the funny parts were in the commercials and that the reviewers weren't wrong in panning it.
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