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#2841 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:04 PM

What, Snaggletooth Horribleactressington?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2842 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:05 PM

Get away, Uma:p
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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#2843 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:08 PM

caladanbrood;360926 said:

Oh, she's hardly a supermodel :( She goes in the same category as my Alyson Hannigan crush though... cute, almost believable they might exist in a real world;)


See, Alyson Hannigan is actually cute though. She seems to be aging rather quickly, but still has it.
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#2844 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:16 PM

Who said I liked Uma? Oh, and I need to hunt down and kill Alyson Hannigan's husband.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:25 PM

She's married? Curses, my dreams are destroyed!
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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#2846 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 12:01 AM

Suddenly, a picture of Kirsten Dunst!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2847 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:11 AM

Looks like you got busted for bandwidth theft. You tried to post a picture of Kirsten Dunst, but it actually showed a picture of Gollum.
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#2848 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:44 AM

Has anyone read the Prince of Nothing series? I imagine it reads smething like this


WHAT DO YOU SEE!!

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TELL ME!!!

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I NEED TO KNOW!!!

[ATTACH]7532[/ATTACH]

WHAT DO YOU SEE!!!

[ATTACH]7532[/ATTACH]

HOW I HATE!!!

[ATTACH]7532[/ATTACH]

THIS WORLD!!!

[ATTACH]7532[/ATTACH]

THE NO-GOD LOVES COOKIES!!!

EDIT: Apt suddenly notices that he's posted 6 images... 1 more than the 5 limit rule... what the fuck?
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#2849 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:02 AM

Has the whole world gone mad?
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#2850 User is offline   Dr Trouble 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:19 AM

I thought the 5 limit was only for attached imaged. Not hotlinked ones.

Also: Kirsten-OHMYEYESWHYDOTHEYBURN-Dunce is hideous. She looks like a witch out of Discworld ...
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#2851 User is offline   Slum 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:36 AM

I'd have teh sex with Kirsten Dunst...
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#2852 User is offline   Dr Trouble 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:36 AM

So would I. But still...
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#2853 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:44 AM

Well yeah, but that's not the point.
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#2854 User is offline   Slum 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:49 AM

Seriously, we'd all be lucky to nab a Kirsten Dunst.

I would bone that girl...times infinity.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:52 AM

Hell, I'd go SJP if she wanted! Think of the prestige!
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:57 AM

Oh, I'd do horse-faced woman, too! Is special for her horse-facieness.
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#2857 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:58 AM

Nope. NOt going there.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 08:00 AM

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#2859 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 08:02 AM

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#2860 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:23 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Raymond Luxury Yacht again.

I literally laughed out loud. The funny stares were completely worth it.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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