Ye Big Movie thread
#2841
Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:04 PM
What, Snaggletooth Horribleactressington?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2842
Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:05 PM
Get away, Uma:p
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#2843
Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:08 PM
caladanbrood;360926 said:
Oh, she's hardly a supermodel
She goes in the same category as my Alyson Hannigan crush though... cute, almost believable they might exist in a real world;)
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See, Alyson Hannigan is actually cute though. She seems to be aging rather quickly, but still has it.
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#2844
Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:16 PM
Who said I liked Uma? Oh, and I need to hunt down and kill Alyson Hannigan's husband.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2845
Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:25 PM
She's married? Curses, my dreams are destroyed!
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#2846
Posted 29 July 2008 - 12:01 AM
Suddenly, a picture of Kirsten Dunst!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2847
Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:11 AM
Looks like you got busted for bandwidth theft. You tried to post a picture of Kirsten Dunst, but it actually showed a picture of Gollum.
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#2848
Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:44 AM
Has anyone read the Prince of Nothing series? I imagine it reads smething like this
WHAT DO YOU SEE!!
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TELL ME!!!
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I NEED TO KNOW!!!
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WHAT DO YOU SEE!!!
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HOW I HATE!!!
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THIS WORLD!!!
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THE NO-GOD LOVES COOKIES!!!
EDIT: Apt suddenly notices that he's posted 6 images... 1 more than the 5 limit rule... what the fuck?
WHAT DO YOU SEE!!
[ATTACH]7532[/ATTACH]
TELL ME!!!
[ATTACH]7532[/ATTACH]
I NEED TO KNOW!!!
[ATTACH]7532[/ATTACH]
WHAT DO YOU SEE!!!
[ATTACH]7532[/ATTACH]
HOW I HATE!!!
[ATTACH]7532[/ATTACH]
THIS WORLD!!!
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THE NO-GOD LOVES COOKIES!!!
EDIT: Apt suddenly notices that he's posted 6 images... 1 more than the 5 limit rule... what the fuck?
#2849
Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:02 AM
Has the whole world gone mad?
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#2850
Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:19 AM
I thought the 5 limit was only for attached imaged. Not hotlinked ones.
Also: Kirsten-OHMYEYESWHYDOTHEYBURN-Dunce is hideous. She looks like a witch out of Discworld ...
Also: Kirsten-OHMYEYESWHYDOTHEYBURN-Dunce is hideous. She looks like a witch out of Discworld ...
#2853
Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:44 AM
Well yeah, but that's not the point.
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#2854
Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:49 AM
Seriously, we'd all be lucky to nab a Kirsten Dunst.
I would bone that girl...times infinity.
I would bone that girl...times infinity.
#2855
Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:52 AM
Hell, I'd go SJP if she wanted! Think of the prestige!
#2856
Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:57 AM
Oh, I'd do horse-faced woman, too! Is special for her horse-facieness.
#2860
Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:23 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Raymond Luxury Yacht again.
I literally laughed out loud. The funny stares were completely worth it.
I literally laughed out loud. The funny stares were completely worth it.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.