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Posted 18 August 2026 - 02:34 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 17 August 2026 - 12:27 PM, said:

View PostCause, on 11 August 2026 - 07:23 PM, said:

Spiderman Brand new Day was a fun movie. I enjoyed it.

The ending though:
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Posted 18 August 2026 - 12:12 PM

I get you, I just felt the movie explained it enough...considering movie-logic to boot. I think DeWolff being a police detective completely on Peter's side is a big part of that ending but YMMV.
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Posted 21 August 2026 - 08:13 AM

From Laika Studios (Coraline, ParaNorman, Kubo and the two strings):



https://www.laika.com/our-films/

In development:
"LAIKA’s President and CEO Travis Knight (Kubo and the Two Strings, Bumblebee) will direct the stop-motion adaptation of the international bestselling fantasy novel Piranesi by Susanna Clarke, with a screenplay by renowned screenwriter Dave Kajganich (Bones and All, Suspiria). With over four million copies sold and from the New York Times bestselling author of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Piranesi is an intoxicating, hypnotic novel set in a dreamlike alternative reality."

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Posted 22 August 2026 - 12:45 AM

Well, shit! Guess I have to read Piranesi now — it's been sitting on my shelf, unread, for far too long.
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Posted 26 August 2026 - 02:58 PM

So I saw this trailer in front of THE ODYSSEY and I thought, MAN this looks really good! Plus Andrew Garfield is always amazing. So I was already excited to see it....

But now I've found out that it's actually a Robin Hood origin story that was originally titled THE RISE OF ROBIN HOOD?

I'm even more in now. I like Robin Hood stories as much as I like Arthur stories


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Posted 27 August 2026 - 02:39 PM

I like Robin Hood stories but I think linking his legend to a real historical person and series of events that definitely had nothing to do with Robin Hood and the rise of that legend is a weird choice.
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Posted 27 August 2026 - 02:46 PM

View Postpolishgenius, on 27 August 2026 - 02:39 PM, said:

I like Robin Hood stories but I think linking his legend to a real historical person and series of events that definitely had nothing to do with Robin Hood and the rise of that legend is a weird choice.


Except that's not true.

The Peasants Revolt (Wat Tyler's rebellion) of 1381 (thus after the Black Death and DURING the Hundred Years War) apparently DID originally inspire the Robin Hood legend...and it wasn't until said legend was rewritten in 1521 that the story was pushed back to take place in 1190's and involve the Third Crusade, Richard the Lionheart, Prince John, ect. to be more "romantic"

EDIT: I spoke to a historian buddy about it yesterday.

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Posted 27 August 2026 - 04:20 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 27 August 2026 - 02:46 PM, said:

View Postpolishgenius, on 27 August 2026 - 02:39 PM, said:

I like Robin Hood stories but I think linking his legend to a real historical person and series of events that definitely had nothing to do with Robin Hood and the rise of that legend is a weird choice.


Except that's not true.

The Peasants Revolt (Wat Tyler's rebellion) of 1381 (thus after the Black Death and DURING the Hundred Years War) apparently DID originally inspire the Robin Hood legend...and it wasn't until said legend was rewritten in 1521 that the story was pushed back to take place in 1190's and involve the Third Crusade, Richard the Lionheart, Prince John, ect. to be more "romantic"

EDIT: I spoke to a historian buddy about it yesterday.

#TheMoreYouKnow



I can't really speak to what sources your friend has and I'm not a historian, but while his first known appearances being in the 1300s and it only being later pushed back is a known thing, I've never ever heard his origins linked to Wat Tyler- and a quick scan over wikipedia now tells me that the earliest known mentions of him- in passing but in a manner that says it was already a known story orally then- predates the Peasants Revolt.

I suppose it's plausible that at some point or another some details from that did get added to the legend, but nothing specific about Tyler and the revolt lines up with the tropes of Robin Hood, except that resistance to authority and societal injustice is involved.
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Posted 27 August 2026 - 04:36 PM

View Postpolishgenius, on 27 August 2026 - 04:20 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 27 August 2026 - 02:46 PM, said:

View Postpolishgenius, on 27 August 2026 - 02:39 PM, said:

I like Robin Hood stories but I think linking his legend to a real historical person and series of events that definitely had nothing to do with Robin Hood and the rise of that legend is a weird choice.


Except that's not true.

The Peasants Revolt (Wat Tyler's rebellion) of 1381 (thus after the Black Death and DURING the Hundred Years War) apparently DID originally inspire the Robin Hood legend...and it wasn't until said legend was rewritten in 1521 that the story was pushed back to take place in 1190's and involve the Third Crusade, Richard the Lionheart, Prince John, ect. to be more "romantic"

EDIT: I spoke to a historian buddy about it yesterday.

#TheMoreYouKnow



I can't really speak to what sources your friend has and I'm not a historian, but while his first known appearances being in the 1300s and it only being later pushed back is a known thing, I've never ever heard his origins linked to Wat Tyler- and a quick scan over wikipedia now tells me that the earliest known mentions of him- in passing but in a manner that says it was already a known story orally then- predates the Peasants Revolt.

I suppose it's plausible that at some point or another some details from that did get added to the legend, but nothing specific about Tyler and the revolt lines up with the tropes of Robin Hood, except that resistance to authority and societal injustice is involved.


I actually think it makes vastly more sense as an origin: Post-Black Plague trauma, and levies against the peasants for the Hundred Years War (they didn't ask for) by the king would be a much better push for someone to organize and rebel against the nobility/king than a noble coming back from the Crusades had his land grabbed by the Prince and Sheriff...so it works for me.
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Posted 27 August 2026 - 04:57 PM

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Posted 27 August 2026 - 05:22 PM

View PostMacros, on 27 August 2026 - 04:57 PM, said:

But is anyone's heart cut out with a spoon?


why a spoon?
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Posted 27 August 2026 - 06:25 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 27 August 2026 - 04:36 PM, said:

View Postpolishgenius, on 27 August 2026 - 04:20 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 27 August 2026 - 02:46 PM, said:

View Postpolishgenius, on 27 August 2026 - 02:39 PM, said:

I like Robin Hood stories but I think linking his legend to a real historical person and series of events that definitely had nothing to do with Robin Hood and the rise of that legend is a weird choice.


Except that's not true.

The Peasants Revolt (Wat Tyler's rebellion) of 1381 (thus after the Black Death and DURING the Hundred Years War) apparently DID originally inspire the Robin Hood legend...and it wasn't until said legend was rewritten in 1521 that the story was pushed back to take place in 1190's and involve the Third Crusade, Richard the Lionheart, Prince John, ect. to be more "romantic"

EDIT: I spoke to a historian buddy about it yesterday.

#TheMoreYouKnow



I can't really speak to what sources your friend has and I'm not a historian, but while his first known appearances being in the 1300s and it only being later pushed back is a known thing, I've never ever heard his origins linked to Wat Tyler- and a quick scan over wikipedia now tells me that the earliest known mentions of him- in passing but in a manner that says it was already a known story orally then- predates the Peasants Revolt.

I suppose it's plausible that at some point or another some details from that did get added to the legend, but nothing specific about Tyler and the revolt lines up with the tropes of Robin Hood, except that resistance to authority and societal injustice is involved.


I actually think it makes vastly more sense as an origin: Post-Black Plague trauma, and levies against the peasants for the Hundred Years War (they didn't ask for) by the king would be a much better push for someone to organize and rebel against the nobility/king than a noble coming back from the Crusades had his land grabbed by the Prince and Sheriff...so it works for me.



I don't mind it at all as an origin story and setting for Robin Hood. I'm just not sure about making him into Wat Tyler, specifically.
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Posted 27 August 2026 - 08:04 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 27 August 2026 - 05:22 PM, said:

View PostMacros, on 27 August 2026 - 04:57 PM, said:

But is anyone's heart cut out with a spoon?


why a spoon?


BECAUSE IT HURTS MORE!
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Posted 27 August 2026 - 09:50 PM

View Postpolishgenius, on 27 August 2026 - 06:25 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 27 August 2026 - 04:36 PM, said:

View Postpolishgenius, on 27 August 2026 - 04:20 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 27 August 2026 - 02:46 PM, said:

View Postpolishgenius, on 27 August 2026 - 02:39 PM, said:

I like Robin Hood stories but I think linking his legend to a real historical person and series of events that definitely had nothing to do with Robin Hood and the rise of that legend is a weird choice.


Except that's not true.

The Peasants Revolt (Wat Tyler's rebellion) of 1381 (thus after the Black Death and DURING the Hundred Years War) apparently DID originally inspire the Robin Hood legend...and it wasn't until said legend was rewritten in 1521 that the story was pushed back to take place in 1190's and involve the Third Crusade, Richard the Lionheart, Prince John, ect. to be more "romantic"

EDIT: I spoke to a historian buddy about it yesterday.

#TheMoreYouKnow



I can't really speak to what sources your friend has and I'm not a historian, but while his first known appearances being in the 1300s and it only being later pushed back is a known thing, I've never ever heard his origins linked to Wat Tyler- and a quick scan over wikipedia now tells me that the earliest known mentions of him- in passing but in a manner that says it was already a known story orally then- predates the Peasants Revolt.

I suppose it's plausible that at some point or another some details from that did get added to the legend, but nothing specific about Tyler and the revolt lines up with the tropes of Robin Hood, except that resistance to authority and societal injustice is involved.


I actually think it makes vastly more sense as an origin: Post-Black Plague trauma, and levies against the peasants for the Hundred Years War (they didn't ask for) by the king would be a much better push for someone to organize and rebel against the nobility/king than a noble coming back from the Crusades had his land grabbed by the Prince and Sheriff...so it works for me.



I don't mind it at all as an origin story and setting for Robin Hood. I'm just not sure about making him into Wat Tyler, specifically.


He’s not.

Tyler is being played by Comso Jarvis.
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Posted 29 August 2026 - 02:21 PM

Fair enough.

I guess I just assumed from the description of 'Garfield is the leader of the rebellion' that he was, you know, the leader of the rebellion, but that's marketing for you. If he's not playing Tyler that makes the project a lot more palatable.
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