[Aptorian]

It's the John Wick movie of French Cuisine, if John Wick was a mentally ill forest hobo.

[Aptorian]

I didn't realize how much I needed a new Jackass movie till I saw this trailer.

Can't help but notice Bam Mageria is not in the trailer. That's probably for the best.

[champ]

 Aptorian, on 20 July 2021 - 05:09 PM, said:

I didn't realize how much I needed a new Jackass movie till I saw this trailer.

Can't help but notice Bam Mageria is not in the trailer. That's probably for the best.

That looks great, had me LOL there...


Bam is a mess atm it seems, think either the director or producer had to take out a restraining order against him. Also saw some videos of him on reddit, dude needs some help, sad to see.

[QuickTidal]

Well this looks fucking dope. Directed by Ridley, written by Damon & Affleck, and staring them and Adam Driver, and Jodie Comer too? Yeah, I am excite.

[QuickTidal]

 Briar King, on 20 July 2021 - 06:30 PM, said:

Comer finally growing on you?

I don't dislike her, I just didn't care for that spy show she was on or the character.

And I liked her as Rey's mom for the brief moments she was in TROS.

[Tiste Simeon]

 champ, on 20 July 2021 - 05:39 PM, said:

 Aptorian, on 20 July 2021 - 05:09 PM, said:

I didn't realize how much I needed a new Jackass movie till I saw this trailer.

Can't help but notice Bam Mageria is not in the trailer. That's probably for the best.

That looks great, had me LOL there...


Bam is a mess atm it seems, think either the director or producer had to take out a restraining order against him. Also saw some videos of him on reddit, dude needs some help, sad to see.

I shall definitely watch this. It's so dumb and ridiculous and I can't help but laugh at it.

[worry]

Jackass 4 is the only bright spot on the horizon.

[Gorefest]

But what about Free Guy?

[Abyss]

I am wholly unsurprised that this is a thing, but even so, i want to rant and rail against anyone who read this comic...




...then watched this trailer...

https://youtu.be/Vd2sm63Xwfw

...and all they could come up with was
"tHE MOvie will SUX bcs thEy maid him asian!!!1!!!1!"

[Malankazooie]

Nope

[Malankazooie]

^^^ what he said.

[Mezla PigDog]

Rambo: Last Blood.

It's not good but there is a lot of booby trap preparation and a lot blood.

[Mezla PigDog]

Oh and I watched Outcast on Netflix. Nicholas Cage, Hayden Christensen crusade era(ish) adventure. It's not good. Poor script, badly edited, you have to join the loose plot elements together yourself but as the plot is so generic that's not difficult. It is the kind of movie where you can do something else whilst watching it and not miss anything. Nic Cage's character by the end is like the casting director said "we need someone who is going to bring a wacky Nicholas Cage-esque element to this character."

I rather enjoyed it and got some admin done at the same time.

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 23 July 2021 - 09:45 PM

[Macros]

 Gorefest, on 20 July 2021 - 09:26 PM, said:

But what about Free Guy?

watched it last night.

good action scenes, some funny parts but on the whole its a bit of a mess.
Not transformers revenge of the fallen mess, but a bay mess none the less

[worry]

Freaky -- the slasher-meets-Freaky Friday movie with Vince Vaughn. Vaughn is genuinely imposing here as the baddie, they put his size to good use. When the switch happens, he's kinda funny, but coming after the two new Jumanji movies the tough-dude-as-teen-girl tank feels pretty much empty. But the actual teenage girl (Kathryn Newton) is real good at embodying the psycho part too. There's some pretty clever bits as both of them get used to new size/strength dynamics. All the other characters are pretty rote, and the plot isn't full of any big surprises, but the occasional little things do count for something. So as far as slasher hybrids go this is definitely not Scream level, but is probably half a grade lower than Happy Death Day -- so not bad, not great, kinda fun enough.

[Macros]

Man the Tomorrow War is a bad movie

[Tiste Simeon]

Watched the very silly "Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga" and utterly loved it. It is not to be taken seriously at all but as someone who enjoys the Eurovision every year and utterly loves Iceland the country (where most of the film is set) I just had a blast with it. Rachel McAdams is an utter treasure and I don't think I realised how good her comedy chops are.

[Malankazooie]

Looks cringey bad like the first one. Which is a good thing, because that is what made the first one fun. More of that please, and less of the many plates spinning trying to figure out what kind of movie you want to be.

[Morgoth]

 Briar King, on 10 July 2021 - 06:45 PM, said:

Why did Jupiter Ascending flop? I just rewatched and still enjoyed it.

Humanity couldn't handle the glory that is Redmayne in that movie.

[QuickTidal]

We watched JUNGLE CRUISE on the weekend, and we much enjoyed it. It was a blast and the characters are really charming enough to carry the movie.

Think The Mummy (1999), mixed with a healthy dose of The Pirates of the Caribbean, and a dash of Jumanji.

The Rock, Emily Blunt, and Jack Whitehall were all really good in it.

I'd watch a sequel if they made one. Which they almost certainly will.