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#10181 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 14 December 2018 - 07:19 PM

That's why the movie looks so hughlaurious!
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Posted 14 December 2018 - 07:44 PM

Booooo!
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Posted 14 December 2018 - 11:24 PM

Aquaman is a bad bad movie.

Like BvS/ Justice League bad.

Going to bed.

But it's terribad.


And loooooooooonnnnngggg


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Posted 14 December 2018 - 11:26 PM

Oh man I had hoped... Maybe a Flash movie could be good? But he was always one of my favourites so I'm not sure I'd want to see if it's terrible like the others...
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Posted 15 December 2018 - 06:10 AM

Will break it down more at work. But given how we disagree (I think) on how shite BvS and JL are I'd say you're right BK about Qts view.

But, if I had heard one more dhoom/dwaaammmmb sound effect I was going to kill people. It's like the only noise they had on the soundboard and used it for every scene
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Posted 16 December 2018 - 01:39 AM

Also

Ginger ivan drago is bad
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Posted 17 December 2018 - 08:46 AM

just a bad look in general
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Posted 17 December 2018 - 01:57 PM

View PostMacros, on 14 December 2018 - 11:24 PM, said:

Aquaman is a bad bad movie.

Like BvS/ Justice League bad.

Going to bed.

But it's terribad.


And loooooooooonnnnngggg


Wonder Woman still the only beacon of hope in the DC universe


I know I enjoyed MoS and I still generally like BvS, but JL kind of righted my opinion of the franchise into (This could be way better if they veered away from the Zack Snyder-isms). I loved WW.

AQUAMAN looked like it might be the IRON MAN of the DCEU, righting the ship by throwing the right ingredients at a lesser known hero origin tale.

And reviews seem to generally disagree and like it and fell it's the step in the right direction for the franchise.

That said, I DO value Mac's opinion on movies, so this post has made me trepidatious about seeing it. I probably still will in theatres (though BUMBLEBEE comes out the same day and I've heard that it's simply phenomenal, so I kind of want to see that too), but I've tempered my expectations that it might not be all it's cracked up to be.


View PostTiste Simeon, on 14 December 2018 - 11:26 PM, said:

Oh man I had hoped... Maybe a Flash movie could be good? But he was always one of my favourites so I'm not sure I'd want to see if it's terrible like the others...


The issue with FLASH is that I'm FAIRLY certain they are going to use it for Flashpoint, or something similar to reset the timelines, and be able to recast people like Batman...and it will serve Flash as a character ill to be the movie that reboots the franchise.


View PostBriar King, on 14 December 2018 - 11:48 PM, said:

Haha something tells me that QT is going to disagree with you Macros. That sucks to hear though on the very 1st forum reaction to it. It actually looked pretty good on them latest trailers. This will definitely be an HBO watch for me.



View PostMacros, on 15 December 2018 - 06:10 AM, said:

Will break it down more at work. But given how we disagree (I think) on how shite BvS and JL are I'd say you're right BK about Qts view.

But, if I had heard one more dhoom/dwaaammmmb sound effect I was going to kill people. It's like the only noise they had on the soundboard and used it for every scene


For what it's worth I didn't hate JL, but I wasn't over the moon about it either. I know the problem with it lay deep in the fact that it's a half Zack Snyder movie and a half Joss Whedon movie and ends up so muddled as a result.

But again, once I see AQUAMAN, I'm going to be probably more circumspect about it due to the fact that even though I've LIKED what DCEU has been so far...I now believe (some of that is definitely hindsight) it could be FAR better.

And I think that one of the things that has made this clear to me is that on the latest DC TV crossover, ELSEWORLDS, Tyler Hoechlin's Clark/Superman (and while we are at it, Elizabeth Tulloch's Lois Lane was similarly amazing) absolutely blew me away as the character. He 100% sells the thing that made Christopher Reeves so good as both Superman and Clark. I'm tempted to say he's literally THE best Superman incarnation I've EVER seen in live media. To me he has something the Cavill version of the character is missing.

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 04:51 AM

War for the Planet of the Apes

A really horrible move. Almost a complete waste of time except for 'Bad Ape' voiced by Steve Zahn.

1.5 Woody Harrelson intense (sunglass) stares out of 5
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Posted 18 December 2018 - 05:59 PM

It's the 15th Anniversary of the end of the LOTR trilogy...so here is a gooseflesh inducing compilation trailer to watch and enjoy.


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Posted 18 December 2018 - 06:23 PM

Yep, time for a re-watch.
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Posted 18 December 2018 - 07:09 PM

Damn you QT.

This just highlights how shit the Hobbit was
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Posted 18 December 2018 - 07:38 PM

View PostMacros, on 18 December 2018 - 07:09 PM, said:

Damn you QT.


It's the best and greatest trilogy of my entire life, no question.

I was a dyed in the wool "Star Wars is the greatest trilogy of all time" guy until 2001. LOTR showed me the error of my ways in that respect.
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Posted 18 December 2018 - 07:57 PM

Yep.

You know what really gets me. How fucking good they still look
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Posted 18 December 2018 - 09:25 PM

LOTR Extended Editions Marathon is standard TRB Family Christmas. Can't wait!

Definitely my favourite trilogy and I expect nothing will ever knock them off top spot. They are just beautiful, wonderful films.
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Posted 18 December 2018 - 09:51 PM

Yep think it's time for an extended Blu-ray rewatch.
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Posted 18 December 2018 - 10:32 PM

Ah so they made LOTR live-actions? Are they better than the Bakshi/Rankin Bass cartoons?
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 05:30 PM

HELLBOY trailer leaked a day early.

https://wegotthiscov...k-violent-ride/

I like it. I'm not totally sold on Harbour's Red yet, but I feel like that has more to do with the hair hanging down and not up and/or slicked back as the comics always has it...and the lack of Abe Sapien (who won't be in this film) is definitely felt, but it's nice to see Daimio and Alice there.

I like that the London BPRD offices are disguised as a shop.

Best bit was definitely the cops shooting at him and him yelling that he was on their side.
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 06:23 PM

Ah fuck, I think they just straight up show the ending in the later half of the trailer. Why do I watch these fucking synopsises?!

Anyway it actually looks really good. Going by the scenes it seems like they mushed Hellboy 1 and 2 together and added more humor. The various monsters look excellent.

Not sure about Hellboy himself. It's of course hard to beat Ron Pearlmans version but his voice is a bit lighter than I imagine it should be and he almost looks too demonic, which I know is a crazy thing to say. But he actually looks down right satanic, where Hellpearl had a more sapien appearance.
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 06:31 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 19 December 2018 - 06:23 PM, said:

Ah fuck, I think they just straight up show the ending in the later half of the trailer. Why do I watch these fucking synopsises?!


If it helps, if they follow the Nimue story as it is in the comics...that was not the ending. I think this is essentially "The Great Hunt" storyline from the comics. In which case, that scene is smack dab in the middle.

And I just heard that Abe and Rasputin both CAMEO in this one...which is nice.
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