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Posted 26 November 2018 - 01:26 AM

Sorry To Bother You -- Man, that was amazing. I dunno how to describe it. It's a very ambitious satire that starts out with light absurdism along the lines of Atlanta or Office Space and then gets more and more Brazil-y as it goes along. It also has that scrappy, lo-fi, punk rock energy of Repo Man for much of it too, though I'm kinda shocked to read it only had a $3 mil budget. By the end it does a whole lot with it. A lot of comparisons there, but they're all only partial cuz it's pretty unique in its own right. It's always engaging, but will still probably not satisfy the kinda folks who use "artsy" as an insult.
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Posted 26 November 2018 - 04:33 AM

Uh, so Split and Unbreakable are actually joining together to become a movie called Glass? I thought that was a joke. Damn, messed with again by the internets. Never know what to believe.



Never seen Split. Is it any good? I was under the impression that Shyamalan was yesterday's news after a string of stinkers.
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Posted 26 November 2018 - 05:32 AM

Split is a great little horror/thriller. Made more so by the endings reveal which connected Split and Unbreakable.
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Posted 26 November 2018 - 02:05 PM

View PostBriar King, on 26 November 2018 - 02:43 AM, said:

The Christmas Chronicles was pretty good. Lots of cheese but a fairly heartwarming holiday movie for sure. A few surprises that might have various members gushing.

I got a kick out of Mr and Mrs Silvio Dante from Sopranos.


And shot in Toronto. Recognized a lot of locations.

But yeah, we both really enjoyed it. Heartwarming family Christmas stuff, plus the excellence that is Kurt Russell.

The musical number smack dab in the middle is WEIRD AF...but it still worked surprisingly well still.

Also, about 20 minutes in when Santa mentions that Mrs. Claus said he should bring a spare hat...I turned to my wife and said

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We also watched the new COLDPLAY documentary on Amazon Prime, A HEAD FULL OF DREAMS, and it's a great, well crafted look at the band over the years and shot since they were first starting out in the mid-late 90's. As they are one of my all time fave bands, this was just a joy to watch.

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Posted 26 November 2018 - 02:51 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 24 November 2018 - 06:52 PM, said:


I felt like this film was rushing all the way through. I wish there had been more time to just linger abd enjoy Newt's character and his friendship with the pastry chef companion. It's what I enjoyed most about the first film.





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Posted 27 November 2018 - 12:13 AM

Watched Split. Was intrigued so gave it a go. Yeesh, what a mistake. Really bad from start to finish. The lengthy dialogue between doctor and patient was cringe worthy at times. I mean I guess James McAvoy did a serviceable job of juggling (and in a convincing manor) multiple personalities, but damn, it just all felt so hollow and contrived. And the end surprise was pretty dumb, tbh.
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Posted 27 November 2018 - 08:12 AM

Well, the film is sort of ruined by knowing what's it's about. I mainly enjoyed it because I had no idea where it was going. It sort of reminded me of 90s slasher films, like Candyman.
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Posted 28 November 2018 - 05:17 PM

Advance buzz on Spider-man: Into the Spider-Verse is very positive.
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Posted 28 November 2018 - 06:13 PM

View PostAbyss, on 28 November 2018 - 05:17 PM, said:

Advance buzz on Spider-man: Into the Spider-Verse is very positive.


Yeah, that's great news. Definitely looking fwd to seeing it!
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Posted 29 November 2018 - 09:11 AM

View PostBriar King, on 29 November 2018 - 02:43 AM, said:


I sure as shit ain’t going to rewind it to confirm the slip up though.


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Posted 30 November 2018 - 04:30 PM

Astoundingly the buzz on AQUAMAN is solid.
Also, someone is having a shittonne of fun with the marketing....

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 10:18 PM

Deadpool 2 -- it was okay! Less funny than the first one for whatever reason, but on par with it or better w/ the action and character roster.
Rampage -- also okay, but in context that means it was better than it had any right to be. I dunno why, cuz it was pretty dumb (its idea of an easter egg is having the Rampage arcade machine prominently displayed in the villains' high rise office), but it managed to be dopey in a good way sometimes. Malin Ackerman and Jake Lacy (the villains -- a brother and sister duo who run an evil bio research megacorporation together) are absolutely awful in it, but the writing for them is awful too, in a very kitschy B-movie way that kinda works and is probably deliberate. It's by far the most hammy and dumb I've ever seen Jake Lacy. There's also a mercenary with a mohawk, so that's the kinda level this movie is working on. At the same time, it has some cheesy one-liners that drop like lead balloons. But for a PG-13 movie, the rampage-y stuff is better than average, both military and civilian casualties are shown (as opposed to like a giant monster's footsteps barely missing everyone), and the creatures are all cool. An enthusiastic C+!
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Posted 03 December 2018 - 02:56 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 23 November 2018 - 04:18 PM, said:

Huh, all of that is actually really good food for thought. And I agree, it's difficult to not feel a bit dissatisfied at this point with it (having only seen two of the projected five films) but I can't really imagine Rowling did anything without thought and reason behind it (there's some time passed now between me seeing the film and thinking about it further - knee-jerk first reactions are tricky beasts).

I expect I'll like the context of the twist better after the completion of the franchise as well when we've got the whole picture.


I saw it on Friday, and really enjoyed it! Specific thoughts in spoiler tag below.

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 04:02 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 03 December 2018 - 02:56 PM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 23 November 2018 - 04:18 PM, said:

Huh, all of that is actually really good food for thought. And I agree, it's difficult to not feel a bit dissatisfied at this point with it (having only seen two of the projected five films) but I can't really imagine Rowling did anything without thought and reason behind it (there's some time passed now between me seeing the film and thinking about it further - knee-jerk first reactions are tricky beasts).

I expect I'll like the context of the twist better after the completion of the franchise as well when we've got the whole picture.


I saw it on Friday, and really enjoyed it! Specific thoughts in spoiler tag below.

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 04:57 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 03 December 2018 - 04:02 PM, said:

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Watched Crimes of Grindelwald earlier. Not bad. Not amazing. An okay film carried by the fantastic world it takes place in.

I felt like this film was rushing all the way through. I wish there had been more time to just linger abd enjoy Newt's character and his friendship with the pastry chef companion. It's what I enjoyed most about the first film.

Maybe I'm forgetting stuff but I didn't recognize half the characters in this film and as such did not care at all about their relationships or their fate.

This film seemed like the dark middle chapter in a trilogy but there's meant to be many more of these films, right? I feel like they should have started out much softer, letting us get to know this older wizarding world before doing the more mature, dark turn of The Goblet of Fire, which happened half way into the Potter series.


I think if they doddled on the main glut of the story that surrounds the time period (that of the rampage of Grindelwald, and the subsequent wizarding war that progresses) then they'd have lost people. There were already a bunch of people complaining that FB1 was too slow and boring to really hold the interest in the HP world (I was not one of them, I find that movie delightful), so moving on to the opening salvo of the main event made sense from a storytelling POV, especially since we need to cover all the way to 1945 in these films.

The only new characters in this film main cast-wise were Leta LeStrange (and she was already a plot point in FB1 when Queenie is in Newt's case and sees her picture in a frame Newt keeps and reads his mind about her), and Theseus Scamander (Newt's brother, who also has a script mention in FB1 when Newt is recognized by the British Minister for Magic at MACUSA and the guy next to the Minister says "Scamander? You mean the war hero?" "No, his little brother"), and Grindelwald's lieutenant Vinda Rosier (who I think is purposefully mysterious as we've never seen her before...I wonder if she's a Ministry plant....who knows)....her name means "to twist"....so that may be a hint. And Yusuf, who is a member of the LeStrange family as well. Everyone else you've seen before, including Nagini as Voldy's snake in main HP series, and the other loyal Grindelwald follower who helps him Polyjuice himself out of MACUSA, a former supervisor for Tina and Queenie, Abernathy who was in FB1.

And yes, 5 films total planned. And as far as I know they will play out in these places

FB1: New York
FB2: Paris
FB3: Japan
FB4: Brazil
FB5: Norway

That could be wrong though.

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 08:08 PM

View Postworry, on 26 November 2018 - 01:26 AM, said:

Sorry To Bother You -- It's always engaging, but will still probably not satisfy the kinda folks who use "artsy" as an insult.


Thanks for the heads up man. :)

(I might still watch it, it looks all kinds of weird though...so I'll have to be in the mood)

And to be fair, I loathe BRAZIL...tried to watch it through like 3 times and never managed it.

That's not to say I don't like some movies that might fall into that category - THE FALL, DONNIE DARKO, and IT'S ALL GONE PETE TONG come to mind.

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 08:31 PM

Haha, for the record by "artsy" -- in this case -- I don't mean 90 minutes of people talking over coffee until a cut to black as the protag meaningfully orders an everything bagel. If anything, STBY goes the other way, and piles on the ambitious (for its budget) fantasy weirdness more and more aggressively as it goes (though it's never surreal unto meaninglessness either, its metaphors are all pretty readable). Anyway, yah, mood still might be a factor, and I don't guarantee anybody will find its more abrasive third act likeable regardless of mood.
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 09:51 PM

Mr PigDog is away again. Trying to rectify my Netflix recommendations as the top one is currently "A Christmas Prince" *cringe*. I just watched Arrival for the first time since original release. I reeeeeally like it. It's very clever the way they managed to depict the way she figures it all out.
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Posted 06 December 2018 - 09:08 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 03 December 2018 - 04:57 PM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 03 December 2018 - 04:02 PM, said:

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View PostAlternative Goose, on 24 November 2018 - 06:52 PM, said:

Watched Crimes of Grindelwald earlier. Not bad. Not amazing. An okay film carried by the fantastic world it takes place in.

I felt like this film was rushing all the way through. I wish there had been more time to just linger abd enjoy Newt's character and his friendship with the pastry chef companion. It's what I enjoyed most about the first film.

Maybe I'm forgetting stuff but I didn't recognize half the characters in this film and as such did not care at all about their relationships or their fate.

This film seemed like the dark middle chapter in a trilogy but there's meant to be many more of these films, right? I feel like they should have started out much softer, letting us get to know this older wizarding world before doing the more mature, dark turn of The Goblet of Fire, which happened half way into the Potter series.


I think if they doddled on the main glut of the story that surrounds the time period (that of the rampage of Grindelwald, and the subsequent wizarding war that progresses) then they'd have lost people. There were already a bunch of people complaining that FB1 was too slow and boring to really hold the interest in the HP world (I was not one of them, I find that movie delightful), so moving on to the opening salvo of the main event made sense from a storytelling POV, especially since we need to cover all the way to 1945 in these films.

The only new characters in this film main cast-wise were Leta LeStrange (and she was already a plot point in FB1 when Queenie is in Newt's case and sees her picture in a frame Newt keeps and reads his mind about her), and Theseus Scamander (Newt's brother, who also has a script mention in FB1 when Newt is recognized by the British Minister for Magic at MACUSA and the guy next to the Minister says "Scamander? You mean the war hero?" "No, his little brother"), and Grindelwald's lieutenant Vinda Rosier (who I think is purposefully mysterious as we've never seen her before...I wonder if she's a Ministry plant....who knows)....her name means "to twist"....so that may be a hint. And Yusuf, who is a member of the LeStrange family as well. Everyone else you've seen before, including Nagini as Voldy's snake in main HP series, and the other loyal Grindelwald follower who helps him Polyjuice himself out of MACUSA, a former supervisor for Tina and Queenie, Abernathy who was in FB1.

And yes, 5 films total planned. And as far as I know they will play out in these places

FB1: New York
FB2: Paris
FB3: Japan
FB4: Brazil
FB5: Norway

That could be wrong though.


See, while the examples you give would make sense to me if I was hardcore into the lore, as a movie watcher that just flew by me in the first and it's been 2 years? Since the last one.

Think about the Potter series. Rowling spent 7 books building the relationship between the characters and the readers. Making it much more impactful when one of them died -

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I didn't feel that at all in this film.

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Posted 06 December 2018 - 02:50 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 06 December 2018 - 09:08 AM, said:


Think about the Potter series. Rowling spent 7 books building the relationship between the characters and the readers. Making it much more impactful when one of them died -

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I didn't feel that at all in this film.



See, but I don't think WE are meant to feel

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