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#7361 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 26 April 2015 - 02:51 PM

I'd like to point out that there isn't an after credits scene but the midcredits scene is very much there. I learned this the hard way, thanks champ
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Posted 26 April 2015 - 05:17 PM

View PostSilencer, on 26 April 2015 - 01:25 PM, said:

...except the guy who fell asleep behind me. HOW DO YOU FALL ASLEEP IN AN AVENGERS MOVIE?!?!?


That could have been me too as I was badly hung over when I saw it. I stayed awake though but I did find it tedious in many places.
Film was ok, but I'd prob not see it again. While all franchise films have that sense of "product" about them, this seemed more so due to the lack of feeling of danger to any of the main characters. Maybe its just me though. I found many of the quips damn well annoying after a while. At least act as if you are in some extreme circumstances, not just another day on the job.
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Posted 27 April 2015 - 05:51 AM

View PostSilencer, on 26 April 2015 - 01:25 PM, said:


It could have done more here and there, but all around it was a good fun romp. I only feel like they need to work on the plot a bit more - overall its clearly coming together (see: post-credits scene) but I think they might need to an Avengers that is a bit more "big picture" next. Or a Guardians. But something to break out of the Avengers-movie formula. I have faith it'll all work out, though.


The next two will break the formula I think, purely because we lose Joss Whedon after Age of Ultron - it's the Winter Soldier team who are doing Avengers Infinity War 1 and 2, as I understand it.

I thought it was better than the first one, the tone was a little less silly and Ultron was suitably creepy. I really liked Bettany as The Vision too.

The Captain America films remain my favourites of the franchise though.
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Posted 27 April 2015 - 09:32 AM

Watched The Guest, an action thriller from the same dude who made You're Next. Not quite as good, but still entertaining and laugh-out-loud funny at the weirdest moments. Also watched The Woman In Black. Great setting/mood, and an intriguing first half hour, but that's about it. The mystery disappears SO early in the story, and about 90% of the scares are performed for the camera and internally meaningless.
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Posted 27 April 2015 - 10:15 AM

View Postworry, on 27 April 2015 - 09:32 AM, said:

Also watched The Woman In Black. Great setting/mood, and an intriguing first half hour, but that's about it. The mystery disappears SO early in the story, and about 90% of the scares are performed for the camera and internally meaningless.


The dog sequence is that was arguably my fave bit. It ramped up the tension and scariness of that scene. But yeah, there is some wasted opportunity in the latter scenes.
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Posted 27 April 2015 - 10:52 AM

Yah, that's one of the last moments before the nosedive though (also, the dog completely disappears from the movie after that, without comment). Anyway, if you've ever been tricked by one of those prank videos that are completely mundane until a jump scare pops out at you, that's the second half of this movie.
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Posted 27 April 2015 - 11:00 AM

Watched Avengers: Age of Ultron yesterday.


I agree with the majority of reviews I've read since - Watchable, enjoyable, ultimately forgettable, a bit messy. With so many characters it was bound to feel cluttered here and there, but it felt like that even more than I thought it would. There wasn't the sense of doom for the Avengers which the trailers/hype had built up either - as awesome as James Spader made Ultron (and I loved his humour), it never felt like he was even remotely on top during the film (in fact, he suffers several setbacks throughout). Seemed like they underpowered him way too much.

I did like the greater role Hawkeye got this time round, which I didn't even consider going into the film. And Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch were both good. As was Vision.

Ultimately, RDJ and the Chris' Evans and Hemsworth all felt like they were phoning in their performances somewhat, while ScarJo was shortchanged again with her character development/arc - why does it have to revolve around a male character?
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Posted 27 April 2015 - 11:21 AM

Watched Babadook the other day. Great movie! it is a Australian horror. very well made, with an awesome ending that i wont spoil. also bloody terrifying
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Posted 28 April 2015 - 06:07 PM

PHOTOS from the set of Ron Howard's film version of the 4th Robert Langdon novel INFERNO

I'm SO glad they opted to not bother adapting the 3rd book (LOST SYMBOL). That shit was awful. Skipping right to INFERNO was the right choice.
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Posted 28 April 2015 - 09:47 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 28 April 2015 - 06:07 PM, said:

PHOTOS from the set of Ron Howard's film version of the 4th Robert Langdon novel INFERNO

I'm SO glad they opted to not bother adapting the 3rd book (LOST SYMBOL). That shit was awful. Skipping right to INFERNO was the right choice.


I don't know what that is. I DO know that Ron Howard is not Michael Bay. That is a good thing.
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Posted 28 April 2015 - 09:51 PM

It's that series of adult conspiracy puzzle books like Da Vinci Was So Illuminartsy and Angels & Demons Ate My Homework.
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Posted 29 April 2015 - 05:19 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 25 April 2015 - 02:30 PM, said:

Watched "Going Clear", the Scientology Documentary.

It made me sad. I thought I'd be angry, and there's some there, but mostly I'm just sad for these people. I want the douchebags in charge to go down for multiple reasons, but I feel bad for the people. It's a cult.
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Posted 30 April 2015 - 09:31 AM

Avengers tonight. I'll be having a few beers in advance, so I suspect it will be fun.
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Posted 30 April 2015 - 10:37 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 30 April 2015 - 09:31 AM, said:

Avengers tonight. I'll be having a few beers in advance, so I suspect it will be fun.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 03:52 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 26 April 2015 - 02:51 PM, said:

I'd like to point out that there isn't an after credits scene but the midcredits scene is very much there. I learned this the hard way, thanks champ


Mid credits / after credits... same thing...

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I just thought you'd enjoy the music Illy!

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 05:26 PM

I liked it, my girlfriend sadly less so. I even bet her a coffee they'd have a scene, I TRUSTED YOU D:
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Posted 01 May 2015 - 01:48 PM

Got my AVENGERS: AoU tix for tonight. Also, STAR WARS teaser in the theater.

Woohoo!
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Posted 01 May 2015 - 03:56 PM

Watched RED 1 and 2. I've sort of fallen out of love with Bruce Willis films. It feels like he's been phoning it in since somewhere in the mid 00s. The RED films then was a surprisingly fun adventure.

The cast of characters, the tone, the over the top action and spy stuff all works to make a highly amusing experience.

I hope they make a couple more of these before one of them kicks the bucket.
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Posted 01 May 2015 - 06:17 PM

It amused me that the first RED came out in the same year as The A-Team, The Losers, and The Expendables, all of which had the exact same basic plot (and the first three all had the same sort of tone as well).


The Losers was probably the best of that lot, although all are good fun films.
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Posted 01 May 2015 - 06:45 PM

View Postpolishgenius, on 01 May 2015 - 06:17 PM, said:

It amused me that the first RED came out in the same year as The A-Team, The Losers, and The Expendables, all of which had the exact same basic plot (and the first three all had the same sort of tone as well).


The Losers was probably the best of that lot, although all are good fun films.


Haven't watched the Losers but I think there is a discernible difference between RED, A-team and Expendable.
The expendable films first and foremost are just plain bad. They are amusing for the display of famous names but the writing is basically toilet paper.

A-team was great in my opinion and they should have made more but again it stayed true to the A-team formula.

What makes RED fun to me is the fact that it's a comic book story and that is how it plays out. The characters are caricatures, that say crazy witty things and do ridiculous things and make it look effortless. The stories, the bad guys, the fights are equally over the top, which makes it fun because you know the story is not grounded in reality and could go anywhere. It's cold war spy action all the way.

Helen Mirren and her Russian boy toy alone makes RED 1 and 2 absolutely fantastic.
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