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Posted 04 April 2018 - 10:34 AM

Erhrmm.. . I enjoyed bright.
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Posted 04 April 2018 - 11:02 AM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 04 April 2018 - 10:34 AM, said:

Erhrmm.. . I enjoyed Bright.


Your Honour, the prosecution rests.

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Posted 04 April 2018 - 12:37 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 04 April 2018 - 10:34 AM, said:

Erhrmm.. . I enjoyed bright.


And I'm in the middle. I thought it began strongly and lost its way half way through...but I stand by it being a cool premise that can be further explored in interesting ways.
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Posted 04 April 2018 - 12:53 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 April 2018 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 04 April 2018 - 10:34 AM, said:

Erhrmm.. . I enjoyed bright.


And I'm in the middle. I thought it began strongly and lost its way half way through...but I stand by it being a cool premise that can be further explored in interesting ways.



This was my assessment as well. It's definitely flawed and flounders towards the end. But the fact that they did a relatively successful attempt at bringing urban fantasy to the big screen (well, the Netflix) meant a lot to me. I hope they improve with the sequel. I want more orc/wizard buddy cop stories.
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Posted 04 April 2018 - 12:58 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 04 April 2018 - 12:53 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 April 2018 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 04 April 2018 - 10:34 AM, said:

Erhrmm.. . I enjoyed bright.


And I'm in the middle. I thought it began strongly and lost its way half way through...but I stand by it being a cool premise that can be further explored in interesting ways.



This was my assessment as well. It's definitely flawed and flounders towards the end. But the fact that they did a relatively successful attempt at bringing urban fantasy to the big screen (well, the Netflix) meant a lot to me. I hope they improve with the sequel. I want more orc/wizard buddy cop stories.


For sure. And I like Will Smith a lot, so that helps.
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Posted 04 April 2018 - 01:31 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 April 2018 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 04 April 2018 - 12:53 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 April 2018 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 04 April 2018 - 10:34 AM, said:

Erhrmm.. . I enjoyed bright.


And I'm in the middle. I thought it began strongly and lost its way half way through...but I stand by it being a cool premise that can be further explored in interesting ways.



This was my assessment as well. It's definitely flawed and flounders towards the end. But the fact that they did a relatively successful attempt at bringing urban fantasy to the big screen (well, the Netflix) meant a lot to me. I hope they improve with the sequel. I want more orc/wizard buddy cop stories.


For sure. And I like Will Smith a lot, so that helps.


All fair points, but at the end of the day it was sitting on a shelf without a distributor to get it into movie theatres and Netflix picked it up for relative chump change. That's a gross simplification to be fair, but i believe accurate. Netflix is picking up movies and tv series' that the 'big boys' networks and distributors are rejecting, slapping 'Netflix original' on them, and using the obvious opportunity its own medium presents to market these things and hope the audience will be content with 'good enough' rather than good or great.

I'm not saying its a bad move by Netflix - they need lower cost content to hold eyeballs between seasons of their bigger productions like OitNB, ALTERED CARBON, etc - but it reflects a move to produce or support mediocrity and attempt to pass it off as a superior product.
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Posted 04 April 2018 - 07:48 PM

View PostAbyss, on 04 April 2018 - 01:31 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 April 2018 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 04 April 2018 - 12:53 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 April 2018 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 04 April 2018 - 10:34 AM, said:

Erhrmm.. . I enjoyed bright.


And I'm in the middle. I thought it began strongly and lost its way half way through...but I stand by it being a cool premise that can be further explored in interesting ways.



This was my assessment as well. It's definitely flawed and flounders towards the end. But the fact that they did a relatively successful attempt at bringing urban fantasy to the big screen (well, the Netflix) meant a lot to me. I hope they improve with the sequel. I want more orc/wizard buddy cop stories.


For sure. And I like Will Smith a lot, so that helps.


All fair points, but at the end of the day it was sitting on a shelf without a distributor to get it into movie theatres and Netflix picked it up for relative chump change. That's a gross simplification to be fair, but i believe accurate. Netflix is picking up movies and tv series' that the 'big boys' networks and distributors are rejecting, slapping 'Netflix original' on them, and using the obvious opportunity its own medium presents to market these things and hope the audience will be content with 'good enough' rather than good or great.

I'm not saying its a bad move by Netflix - they need lower cost content to hold eyeballs between seasons of their bigger productions like OitNB, ALTERED CARBON, etc - but it reflects a move to produce or support mediocrity and attempt to pass it off as a superior product.


Bright was made specifically for Netflix as far as I am aware. Wikipedia at least agrees with me. It also cost 90 million to make, allthough I really don't understand where all that money was spent in the production.

Anyway, the point being, Bright is not just Cloverfield 3. It was a big budget, big profile attempt at changing the way big production movies are launched and consumed.

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Speaking of Netflix I just watched Annihilation. What a weird film that is. I really liked it but I am not really sure what the film wanted me to take away from the experience or if there even was a meaning to that ending. It certainly deserves applause for not holding the viewers hand or trying to have mass appeal.

I think I loved every single change it made to the book series' story, except the very end. Feels like they completely change the theme and purpose of the tale.
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Posted 04 April 2018 - 08:00 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 04 April 2018 - 07:48 PM, said:

Speaking of Netflix I just watched Annihilation. What a weird film that is. I really liked it but I am not really sure what the film wanted me to take away from the experience or if there even was a meaning to that ending. It certainly deserves applause for not holding the viewers hand or trying to have mass appeal.

I think I loved every single change it made to the book series' story, except the very end. Feels like they completely change the theme and purpose of the tale.


Hey Apt, I watched it at the weekend and enjoyed it. I haven't read the book and won't get round to it any time soon despite the film making me want to. What is the general gist and ending of the book?
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Posted 04 April 2018 - 08:06 PM

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...Bright was made specifically for Netflix as far as I am aware. Wikipedia at least agrees with me. It also cost 90 million to make, allthough I really don't understand where all that money was spent in the production.

Anyway, the point being, Bright is not just Cloverfield 3. It was a big budget, big profile attempt at changing the way big production movies are launched and consumed...


Depending on where and who you read, it was in pre-production by a major studio that bailed and Netflix jumped in.
Not that it matters.... BRIGHT was decent enough for a streaming movie you could watch on your couch, while checking your phone, and pause whenever, where 'boxoffice take' is meaningless, but likely would have been a big screen fail.
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Posted 04 April 2018 - 09:07 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 April 2018 - 08:00 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 04 April 2018 - 07:48 PM, said:

Speaking of Netflix I just watched Annihilation. What a weird film that is. I really liked it but I am not really sure what the film wanted me to take away from the experience or if there even was a meaning to that ending. It certainly deserves applause for not holding the viewers hand or trying to have mass appeal.

I think I loved every single change it made to the book series' story, except the very end. Feels like they completely change the theme and purpose of the tale.


Hey Apt, I watched it at the weekend and enjoyed it. I haven't read the book and won't get round to it any time soon despite the film making me want to. What is the general gist and ending of the book?


WARNING: Giant plot/Ending spoilers for the Southern Reach/Area X book trilogy/Annihilation movie ending incoming:


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Posted 04 April 2018 - 09:16 PM

Sounds good. I guess the film considerably sanitised it. It did have the feel of not being entirely rounded but I enjoyed how weird and creepy it was.

Going back to the above Bright / Netflix movie discussion. I definitely have lower expectations for a Netflix movie than something I would pay to see at the cinema. I'll settle for less because I know I can walk away even though I never do and usually only watch on a whim whereas going to the cinema is an active decision. The Netflix movie model must take that into account. To that end I found Bright watchable but it's like someone asked a teenager to write a racism parable.
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Posted 04 April 2018 - 10:22 PM

What's interesting about Annihilation (the movie) is that Alex Garland only read the first book, and didn't reread it while writing the screenplay, so there's an impressionistic tilt to it, and a filling in the blanks that Garland deliberately sets out to do to create a standalone movie. So it's like the imaginations of him and Vandermeer fused together. It results in something closer to sci-fi horror (albeit quite thoughtful) than psychological horror w/ sci-fi trappings. But like I said a few pages back, I actually quite liked both conclusions.
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Posted 05 April 2018 - 08:44 AM

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It’s on Netflix already?


Nope, we're just all in this cool pre-screening club that you're not invited to!
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Posted 05 April 2018 - 09:05 AM

Thoughts on Ready Player One?

My friend liked it. I described it as soulless. The movie had endless pop culture references but they felt sanitized. Hey here are Halo Spartans because you will recognize them, not because we are trying to show how important pop culture is to shaping actual culture. I never felt that the people really cared about the cultural references they seem to worship. The tone about the pop culture is even weirder because the film ends with the message that reality is more important than video games (and books, tv shows, movies) which I think is a weird message at the end of a film dedicated to video game culture.

Otherwise a romance sub plot that develops too fast, a story of friendship that develops too fast, the death of important characters that gets glossed over
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Posted 05 April 2018 - 11:24 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 05 April 2018 - 08:44 AM, said:

View PostBachelorluver, on 04 April 2018 - 10:51 PM, said:

It’s on Netflix already?


Nope, we're just all in this cool pre-screening club that you're not invited to!

It is on Netflix now for most international places beyond the USA. The film distribution was split that way on purpose.
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Posted 05 April 2018 - 11:54 AM

View Postamphibian, on 05 April 2018 - 11:24 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 05 April 2018 - 08:44 AM, said:

View PostBachelorluver, on 04 April 2018 - 10:51 PM, said:

It’s on Netflix already?


Nope, we're just all in this cool pre-screening club that you're not invited to!

It is on Netflix now for most international places beyond the USA. The film distribution was split that way on purpose.


Huh, that's interesting, I was sure I saw a movie poster for it recently. Just did a Google search and sure enough, no Cinema viewings in Denmark.

That's a shame really. The score and the psychelic visual must be phenomenal in something like an IMAX Theater.
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Posted 05 April 2018 - 12:52 PM

View Postamphibian, on 05 April 2018 - 11:24 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 05 April 2018 - 08:44 AM, said:

View PostBachelorluver, on 04 April 2018 - 10:51 PM, said:

It’s on Netflix already?


Nope, we're just all in this cool pre-screening club that you're not invited to!

It is on Netflix now for most international places beyond the USA. The film distribution was split that way on purpose.


Yes, that was supposed to be the joke.
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Posted 05 April 2018 - 01:15 PM

Yeah, I got the joke. But he's missed a lot of such jokes before, so I put an actual explanation in here to help smooth everything over.

And yeah, Annihilation is really fun on a big screen with good sound.
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Posted 05 April 2018 - 01:20 PM

I haven't watched yet, but I'm trying to distance my expectations from reading the books, and juts see this as someone's new story that grew from the first book.
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Posted 08 April 2018 - 01:07 AM

Watched LUCY.

It was fine. It wasn’t great by any stretch. It tries out high concept and just kind of blazes through it WAY too fast with a fairly unsatisfying ending. It mostly holds together on the charisma of Johansson, and Freeman.

I guess I like my super powered beings to be flawed and or have to try. John Wick comes to mind. Once she reaches 20% at like the half hour mark....no one has a chance. And that made it a bit boring.
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