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Posted 24 July 2016 - 07:44 PM

At the very least it lets us all know that Guy Ritchie still exists. That's worth something, at the level of human concern for one another's well-being.
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Posted 24 July 2016 - 07:49 PM

Hey, he did the Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake that was pretty good not to long ago!
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Posted 24 July 2016 - 11:16 PM

 Studlock, on 24 July 2016 - 07:49 PM, said:

Hey, he did the Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake that was pretty good not to long ago!

It genuinely was good. I had zero expectations going in and it was better than Spectre.
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Posted 26 July 2016 - 05:10 AM

Trainspotting 2



I wonder what the plot is. The original was interesting because of its depiction of drug use and the life that surrounds that. Now they're in their 40-50s, surely it's not going to be about them doing a heroin bender.

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Posted 26 July 2016 - 05:15 AM

They're teaming up with the cast of The Station Agent and they're really gonna get serious about spotting trains this time.
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Posted 26 July 2016 - 08:12 AM

 Apt, on 26 July 2016 - 05:10 AM, said:

I wonder what the plot is. The original was interesting because of its depiction of drug use and the life that surrounds that. Now they're in their 40-50s, surely it's not going to be about them doing a heroin bender.



Porno (the book sequel to Trainspotting) is based around, well, porn. Although from what I understand it also has Renton owning a nightclub in Amsterdam and I can see them focusing more on that- since it seems (I've not read it) that Sick Boy is closer to being the main character and I can't see them going that way in the film.

It's a smart teaser. Although it's really more of an announcement than anything else because it tells us more about the first film than the new one.
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Posted 26 July 2016 - 01:13 PM

 polishgenius, on 26 July 2016 - 08:12 AM, said:

 Apt, on 26 July 2016 - 05:10 AM, said:

I wonder what the plot is. The original was interesting because of its depiction of drug use and the life that surrounds that. Now they're in their 40-50s, surely it's not going to be about them doing a heroin bender.



Porno (the book sequel to Trainspotting) is based around, well, porn. Although from what I understand it also has Renton owning a nightclub in Amsterdam and I can see them focusing more on that- since it seems (I've not read it) that Sick Boy is closer to being the main character and I can't see them going that way in the film.

It's a smart teaser. Although it's really more of an announcement than anything else because it tells us more about the first film than the new one.


I read an interview a while back with Boyle when this was in its infancy, at least then the script seemed to focus on Renton and Sick Boy in equal measure as the core of the story. I've never read PORNO, but it seems like it would be a solid follow-up.
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Posted 26 July 2016 - 01:58 PM

 QuickTidal, on 24 July 2016 - 06:53 PM, said:

 champ, on 24 July 2016 - 10:32 AM, said:



I was actually really looking forward to the film until I saw the trailer, it just didn't work for me, looks all over the place.


The first time I watched the trailer, I was not on board.

The second time I watched it, it started to get under my skin.

The third time I watched (when I showed my wife), I decided I'm all fucking in...and I can't explain why. Lol


You know what I think I realized on my 5th watch of this trailer (yes 5th, don't judge meeeeee!)...that this is CLEARLY a Guy Ritchie film. Like he's not compromising on his vision of what type of movie he likes to make even a little bit...and here he is proving that he can step ENTIRELY outside his own wheelhouse and make a film that retains his style, while telling what is essentially a moderately anachronistic fantasy fable. I love when Directors can do that.
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Posted 26 July 2016 - 04:13 PM

 Slow Ben, on 22 July 2016 - 03:48 PM, said:

In case anyone hasnt seen it yet.

Magnificent 7 Trailer Posted Image





And yes QT, Amph, and countless others, I know it wont be as good as the original.


It should be noted this was just announced as the opening night Gala screening at TIFF (Toronto International Film Festival), and as such I feel even safer in assuming it will be good. The TIFF Gala programmers are NOTORIOUSLY picky with their Gala material choices.
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Posted 28 July 2016 - 03:32 AM

So how many times has Magnificent 7 (the story) been done now? Counting Seven Samurai of course.
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Posted 29 July 2016 - 02:10 AM

Now you gotta watch Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege movie, and compare them.
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Posted 29 July 2016 - 03:57 AM

Yup! With a bizarre cast that includes Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, Ray Liotta, and Burt Reynolds.
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Posted 29 July 2016 - 12:22 PM

I think name of the kind edge d&d a little bit.
The tiniest bit.
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Posted 29 July 2016 - 12:38 PM

 Kanyemander West, on 29 July 2016 - 03:57 AM, said:

Yup! With a bizarre cast that includes Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, Ray Liotta, and Burt Reynolds.


I saw this in theatre during the After Dark film fest (cheesy horror and supernatural and genre flicks) and Uwe Boll was actually THERE and introduced it. He's every bit the asshole you'd expect him to be live and in person.

Also, even though that movie is hilariously bad (we saw it because we knew it would be bad and wanted to goof on it), I think there are some excellent bits that serve to explicitly tell you just how bad it is. Like Matthew Lillard is in it, and he plays this duke (son o the king)..and in almost every scene he's in, he delivers his lines with this over-the-topness that he KNOWS is bad...and then he looks at the fucking camera and very nearly winks at you to let you KNOW he knows it's that bad. Goddamn we laughed ever time.
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Posted 29 July 2016 - 05:19 PM

Based on the favorite scene thread I just jumped back into The Prestige. Started an hour further in. 20 minutes later they suddenly revealed something and holy shit, the implications. The film went from ordinary drama to "what the fuck" in a split second.

EDIT: And then I finished the film and hated the ending. The prestige lacked a prestige of its own.

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Posted 29 July 2016 - 09:18 PM

The ending rules.
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Posted 29 July 2016 - 10:06 PM

 Kanyemander West, on 29 July 2016 - 09:18 PM, said:

The ending rules.


It does indeed. Apt is on crack.
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Posted 30 July 2016 - 12:07 AM

 Apt, on 29 July 2016 - 05:19 PM, said:

Based on the favorite scene thread I just jumped back into The Prestige. Started an hour further in. 20 minutes later they suddenly revealed something and holy shit, the implications. The film went from ordinary drama to "what the fuck" in a split second.

EDIT: And then I finished the film and hated the ending. The prestige lacked a prestige of its own.

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Posted 30 July 2016 - 02:06 AM

 amphibian, on 30 July 2016 - 12:07 AM, said:

 Apt, on 29 July 2016 - 05:19 PM, said:

Based on the favorite scene thread I just jumped back into The Prestige. Started an hour further in. 20 minutes later they suddenly revealed something and holy shit, the implications. The film went from ordinary drama to "what the fuck" in a split second.

EDIT: And then I finished the film and hated the ending. The prestige lacked a prestige of its own.


What on earth is up with you?


Maybe it's because I jumped an hour in to skip the stuff I remembered, but after the prestige was revealed, the rest of the story ceased to shock or surprise.

Going by the films rules, the art of the magic trick, lies in the use of the pledge, the turn and the prestige. I think the story lost me at the turn, because when I saw it, my mind suddenly went a million miles in every direction. What was the implications? To me they seemed endless, to the story the possibilities were mundane.

Spoiler


Still though, when you saw what was going on. Holy shit.

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Posted 30 July 2016 - 08:43 AM

 WinterPhoenix, on 28 July 2016 - 03:32 AM, said:

So how many times has Magnificent 7 (the story) been done now? Counting Seven Samurai of course.



Off the top of my head:

Seven Samurai
Magnificent Seven (1960s version) plus sequels (3 i think?)
The crap sci-fi remake with John Boy from the Waltons and Robert Vaughn basically reprising his role (Battle beyond the stars?)
Magnificent Seven tv series from late 90s/early 2000s (this was actually pretty good)
The anime mentioned above.
A Bug's Life


plus god alone knows how many one off episodes in tv shows round the world.
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