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Posted 05 February 2016 - 08:59 PM
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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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Posted 05 February 2016 - 09:56 PM
Macros, on 05 February 2016 - 08:59 PM, said:
what got 1%?
Well, here's the zero percenters:
https://en.wikipedia...Rotten_Tomatoes
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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 05 February 2016 - 10:38 PM
Haven't heard of any of them outside of the leprechaun films, police academy and national lampoons.
On those, I've probably seen the police academy ones.
Oh highlander 2 as well, I think, probably not, is that the one with the kurgan?
On those, I've probably seen the police academy ones.
Oh highlander 2 as well, I think, probably not, is that the one with the kurgan?
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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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Posted 06 February 2016 - 12:35 AM
I can't recall what it was that had 1%...but POLICE ACADEMY 4, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, and NEVERENDING STORY PII don't belong on that 0% list!
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Posted 06 February 2016 - 02:14 AM
American Ninja! Lol!! Did watch it more than once though, I'm sure...
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Posted 06 February 2016 - 06:54 AM
Mac and me was deserving.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 06 February 2016 - 07:04 AM
HoosierDaddy, on 06 February 2016 - 06:54 AM, said:
Mac and I were deserving.
FTFY
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 06 February 2016 - 07:10 AM
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 06 February 2016 - 07:15 AM
Dumbledude, on 06 February 2016 - 07:08 AM, said:
Mac & Me shoulda won the dang Oscar.
Missed the money shot, but holy hell. Hahahahahahaha.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 06 February 2016 - 11:18 PM
QuickTidal, on 24 January 2016 - 08:49 PM, said:
Saw TOMMOROWLAND finally, and enjoyed it. It's nothing amazing mind you, but a fun flick with a decent message about optmism.
Which is weird, cause it flopped so hard.
Which is weird, cause it flopped so hard.
Just got done watching Tomorrowland myself. I also enjoyed it, a good bit more than I expected to, with the little I knew about it. I think there's something to be said for the message of the self fulfilling prophecy brought on by dwelling in the negative and material things. And the discouragement of free thinking, independence and individualism.
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Posted 12 February 2016 - 08:34 PM
Just saw JOHN WICK. Excellent, really well crafted action movie.
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Posted 13 February 2016 - 11:30 AM
Yes and I'm very excited to see it...
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Posted 15 February 2016 - 03:21 AM
I watched The Forest, that Natalie Dormer horror flick about the suicide forest. It's about 25% white-people-are-normal-Japanese-people-are-weeeeeird, 75% brain dead generic horror. Like, protagonist ignores all explicit warnings, runs toward evil in the dark level stupid. One extremely cheap jump scare (like youtube prank-style) and absolutely nothing else happens in it, scary or otherwise. It feels edited to death as well, but I'm pretty sure it was dead already.
I give it 0 out of 25 "eww they eat that there?!?!?!"s.
I give it 0 out of 25 "eww they eat that there?!?!?!"s.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 15 February 2016 - 01:10 PM
Dumbledude, on 15 February 2016 - 03:21 AM, said:
I watched The Forest, that Natalie Dormer horror flick about the suicide forest. It's about 25% white-people-are-normal-Japanese-people-are-weeeeeird, 75% brain dead generic horror. Like, protagonist ignores all explicit warnings, runs toward evil in the dark level stupid. One extremely cheap jump scare (like youtube prank-style) and absolutely nothing else happens in it, scary or otherwise. It feels edited to death as well, but I'm pretty sure it was dead already.
I give it 0 out of 25 "eww they eat that there?!?!?!"s.
I give it 0 out of 25 "eww they eat that there?!?!?!"s.
Do yourself a facvour and just watch a regular ass documentary about Aokigahara forest. It's well creepy all on its own.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 15 February 2016 - 03:27 PM
Dumbledude, on 15 February 2016 - 03:21 AM, said:
I watched The Forest, that Natalie Dormer horror flick about the suicide forest. It's about 25% white-people-are-normal-Japanese-people-are-weeeeeird, 75% brain dead generic horror. Like, protagonist ignores all explicit warnings, runs toward evil in the dark level stupid. One extremely cheap jump scare (like youtube prank-style) and absolutely nothing else happens in it, scary or otherwise. It feels edited to death as well, but I'm pretty sure it was dead already.
I give it 0 out of 25 "eww they eat that there?!?!?!"s.
I give it 0 out of 25 "eww they eat that there?!?!?!"s.
Weird timing. Someone in an IRC channel I use watched it last night too. ~spooky~
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Posted 21 February 2016 - 03:07 AM
Just saw Antman. I'm coming from the perspective of not having read more than a handful of comics my whole life so I know little of the intricate details of any of the Superheroes. I've enjoyed to varying degrees the majority of these movies. I found Antman surprisingly entertaining; I enjoyed it quite a lot. I loved the cameo by The Avengers' Falcon. Am I correct that Antman will be re-appearing in future Avengers or Captain America films? And Evangeline Lilly as a version of this "Wasp" could be pretty cool...
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Posted 21 February 2016 - 09:57 AM
paran falcon, on 21 February 2016 - 03:07 AM, said:
Just saw Antman. I'm coming from the perspective of not having read more than a handful of comics my whole life so I know little of the intricate details of any of the Superheroes. I've enjoyed to varying degrees the majority of these movies. I found Antman surprisingly entertaining; I enjoyed it quite a lot. I loved the cameo by The Avengers' Falcon. Am I correct that Antman will be re-appearing in future Avengers or Captain America films? And Evangeline Lilly as a version of this "Wasp" could be pretty cool...
He's definitely in the upcoming Captan America: Civil War.
I've also decided, for myself, that Ant-Man is my favourite Superhero movie, for various reasons.
Screw you all, and have a nice day!
