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#10821 Tsundoku

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Posted 07 September 2019 - 07:51 PM

WTF was that??? :shock:

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#10822 Malankazooie

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Posted 08 September 2019 - 07:28 PM

DAN-EEEEEEEE! I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just gonna bash your brains in!

#10823 worry

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Posted 08 September 2019 - 07:50 PM

The villains in Doctor Sleep were so weaksauce, could be one of the rare occasions where the movie actually improves on an SK book.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10824 Malankazooie

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Posted 11 September 2019 - 07:34 PM

The ballad of Jesse Pinkman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYbqDiXT3I

I mean, I was going to watch it anyway, but that trailer seals it for me and I will probably watch it on release day.

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Posted 11 September 2019 - 08:00 PM

Malankazooie, on 11 September 2019 - 07:34 PM, said:

The ballad of Jesse Pinkman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYbqDiXT3I

I mean, I was going to watch it anyway, but that trailer seals it for me and I will probably watch it on release day.

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Posted 11 September 2019 - 10:37 PM

BfuckinK, on 08 September 2019 - 07:59 PM, said:

Idk it was a sequel to Shining. Why can’t they make a Talisman movie?

Yeah. Did you ever read The Black House? I never knew there was a Talisman sequel, it was a nice surprise. Good book, too.

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#10827 Tsundoku

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Posted 14 September 2019 - 03:24 AM

Suicide Squad 2 cast:

https://www.news.com...7ffbbc97631622c

The Suicide Squad 2 is scheduled for release in mid-2021.

The cast is:

David Dastmalchian

John Cena - Drax ripoff?

Jai Courtney - as an Australian, :doh:

Joaquin Cosio

Nathan Fillion - I'm wondering who he will play.

Joel Kinnaman

Mayling Ng

Flula Borg

Sean Gunn

Jean Diego Botto

Storm Reid

Pete Davidson

Taika Waititi - choice Marvel/DC crossover bro!

Alice Braga

Steve Agee

Tinashe Kajese

Daniela Melchior

Peter Capaldi - I hope he channels Malcolm Tucker.

Julio Ruiz

Jennifer Holland

Voila Davis

Idris Elba - another Marvel/DC crossover!

Margot Robbie

Michael Rooker - and ANOTHER!

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#10828 polishgenius

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Posted 14 September 2019 - 11:14 AM

BfuckinK, on 14 September 2019 - 03:30 AM, said:

I refuse to watch the 1st so I imagine that will be the case with 2nd.

Why? It's gonna be completely different.

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#10829 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 17 September 2019 - 10:12 PM

I just saw Hobbs and Shaw. I am not up to date on my F&F backlog but that still might be the best film I've seen all year. Not sure if that is criticism of other films or praise for this one. Loved it. Well apart from the last section which was a bit lame until they got back into vehicles.

And it turns out my secret love for The Rock should not be kept secret. Every female friend I admit it to now says "Oh yeah, me too". I've been on board since Scorpion King bitches, get in line.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#10830 QuickTidal

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 01:38 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 17 September 2019 - 10:12 PM, said:

Scorpion King bitches, get in line.

That flick is great, and features one of my all-time fave lines that a hero says to a villain.

“I’ve come for the woman...and your head!”

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 03:13 AM

Malankazooie, on 11 September 2019 - 07:34 PM, said:

The ballad of Jesse Pinkman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYbqDiXT3I

I mean, I was going to watch it anyway, but that trailer seals it for me and I will probably watch it on release day.

The. Fuck?

This is actually a thing.
I had no idea.

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#10832 Tsundoku

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 07:26 AM

Reboot The Princess Bride! Inconceivable! :no

https://www.news.com...436e6385e4f221b

Someone needs to track these people down and get all unsubtle on their arses.

#10833 worry

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 07:43 AM

That is a genuinely awful idea. The stage musical might be good, since it adds different ways to approach the material, but a straight reboot of the movie is seriously braindead.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 07:51 AM

Gorefest, on 02 September 2019 - 02:24 PM, said:

I just always get a bit uncomfortable with QT's penchant for excessive violence towards Bill.

TBH that dude had it comin'

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 10:04 AM

QuickTidal, on 18 September 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 17 September 2019 - 10:12 PM, said:

Scorpion King bitches, get in line.

That flick is great, and features one of my all-time fave lines that a hero says to a villain.

"I've come for the woman...and your head!"

On board with not-so-secret love of the Rock, the Scorpion King being a great film, and that line being wonderful!

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#10836 Slow Ben

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 11:51 AM

Tsundoku, on 18 September 2019 - 07:26 AM, said:

Reboot The Princess Bride! Inconceivable! :no

https://www.news.com...436e6385e4f221b

Someone needs to track these people down and get all unsubtle on their arses.

Hollywood has a LOT of shitty ideas.

That’s the worst

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#10837 Maark Abbott

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 11:58 AM

Never seen the original anyway

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#10838 Slow Ben

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 01:23 PM

Maark Abbott, on 18 September 2019 - 11:58 AM, said:

Never seen the original anyway

Fezzik, tear his arms off.

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#10839 QuickTidal

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 02:19 PM

Slow Ben, on 18 September 2019 - 01:23 PM, said:

Maark Abbott, on 18 September 2019 - 11:58 AM, said:

Never seen the original anyway

Fezzik, tear his arms off.

That's not really sportsmanlike though.

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